Heisman U
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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:48 pm
[quote]There is more to being a parent than just DNA...I raised kids I didn't give DNA to....ever hear of adoption? Sounds like money is the most important part of parenting to you... and you sound like a really shitty candidate for being a parent.[/quote]
People are actually equating someone ado...
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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:39 pm
[quote]your wife cheating on you and you unknowingly raising a child that is not yours.
but it’s ok if a husband fathers a child with another woman that’s not his wife?[/quote]
Why are you changing the subject ?
Who said that was ok ?
Wives shouldn't sleep with men that they are not married to...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:36 pm
[quote]When I worked at a grocery
Store in the early 2000’s the produce manager was s black dude and was having an affair with this married white chick and she got pregnant and they were both sweating bullets when baby was born. They got lucky… but he did end up getting a chick pregnant and got tot...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:28 pm
[quote]There is more to being a parent than just DNA...I raised kids I didn't give DNA to....ever hear of adoption? Sounds like money is the most important part of parenting to you... and you sound like a really shitty candidate for being a parent.[/quote]
There is a huge difference in choosing t...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:19 pm
[quote]I would probably join in on the raking you over the coals but after stories like the man that unknowingly raised his neighbors kids and hung himself, I just can't.
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Alas, a voice of reason amongst the sea of clueless brainwashed simps :cheers:...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:16 pm
[quote]Check out the Big Brain on Brad
Brad? More like Tiffany[/quote]
Pulp Fiction reference...
re: Coach DeBoer officially setup in Saban's office
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:15 pm
Harbaugh whupped up on both Alabama Head Coaches back to back....
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:11 pm
[quote]Married women cheat a lot, trust me.
why should we trust you if you haven’t been married? Or are you the other man?[/quote]
Check out the Big Brain on Brad...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:06 pm
[quote]R/incels[/quote]
Looks like I hit a nerve.
Apparently there are a lot of guys in this thread that are afraid that "their" children may not be their's.
Sounds like y'all skeered to find out the truth....
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:04 pm
[quote]sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Should be required by law[/quote]
I kind of agree, except for privacy concerns over it being mandatory considering you're handing over your DNA.
I think that the "father" should be able to have a DNA test performed at his request without...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 12:00 pm
[quote]My kids look exactly like me and only have small features of their mother. I also didn’t marry a whore so I wasn’t worried about them not being mine.[/quote]
Most of you married guys are clueless simps, which is why you got married in the first place.
Married women cheat a lot, trust me.
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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 11:57 am
[quote]Just curious, what prompted this rant? Did you see something on TV and felt like it was time to weigh in?[/quote]
A news story about men being on the hook for child support even after discovering that they are not the father..
Attorney said don't sign until you have a DNA test, the sooner...
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 11:46 am
[quote]Incel alert![/quote]
Hardly.
Married guys are the incels.
Married guys get less sex than anyone else on the planet, and if you are married you know it's true....
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 11:44 am
[quote]Some of y’all need to do a better job choosing the women you marry and procreate with.[/quote]
Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them.
And most of the time they never find out that their spouse cheated....
re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am
[quote]Sorry you married a whore.[/quote]
Not married.
No kids.
My goal is for it to stay that way....
There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/13/24 at 11:39 am
Being a parent to a child is the biggest responsibility that a person can partake.
The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.
With the amount of cheating that goes on even in marriages a guy would have to be na...
re: Seems like Alabama is trying to convince themselves of this hire
Posted by Heisman U on 1/12/24 at 10:40 pm
The proof of this is that there wasn't a single Alabama Fan who said upon Saban's retirement "Let's go get the Washington coach".
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re: As of yesterday the SEC is a two team conference.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/12/24 at 10:21 pm
[quote]A garbage Wisconsin team pushed you around for 55 minutes…really impressive stuff.[/quote]
LSU won without their Heisman winning QB.
I like how you ignore that part....
re: As of yesterday the SEC is a two team conference.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/12/24 at 10:08 pm
[quote]Two that were in the CFP this year if you watched any football after Kiffin ended your season.[/quote]
And they both lost to a Big Ten School.
Not a good look.
Michigan beat Alabama and then manhandled the team that beat Texas....
As of yesterday the SEC is a two team conference.
Posted by Heisman U on 1/12/24 at 10:04 pm
It's LSU & Georgia's world and the rest of you are just living in it.
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