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Boy he got you wound up good.


That seemed like maybe what is called a melt. Is that what that was?
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Oh, shut the frick up, you sizzledick, cockjuggling thundercount. We paid those buttlickers 1.6 million dollars to get their taints rearranged, you phaggot magnet.


What's wrong?
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I hope your nurses find you soon and get you back on your meds.


I suppose ad-hominem responses are all that is left for lsu posters; they certainly can't rationalize what happened with any reasonable discussion.
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UPDATED HEISMAN TROPHY ODDS:

We have a two-horse race after Week 12 ??
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Regardless of what your gambling site says, Chip destroyed Daniels chances by not being an adult and preventing the spectacle we all witnessed yesterday.

You do realize that a whopping 57 votes are awarded by previous Heisman winners don't you, it's not all journalists?

They all understand the game and are likely ruvulsed, dare I say nauseated, by the macabre show Chip and Daniels put on.
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I vote that from this day forward they BK be called Chip


:cheers: All the LSU fans are RA'ing me for calling him Chip. :lol:

I'm getting post and quantity checks right and left. They are the most delicate and sweet batch of fans in all of college football.

It really does just have to have something to do with their gutter French culture that prizes quitting and surrendering.

Truly, they are different and can't take the least bit of razzing, but can deal it out constantly.

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This is trolling at its worse. Congrats. LOL


Why would a coach and a player torpedo any chance at winning the Heisman for a person who was a front-runner?

Was it just like a middle finger to authority kind of thing, like saying frick you to the establishment or something?

I don't understand.
The paradox of this situation, with
Jayden Daniel's begging and pleading like a child with Chip, an immature and insecure coach, to stay in the game against Georgia State is that it has ruined Daniel's chance at a Heisman.

He actually had a shot at it before Kelly allowed Daniels to make a fool of himself and have the whole of college football looking down on him in shame.

You don't do that to a nobody team; you don't ridicule them and treat them with haughty contempt.

It was a pitiful and pathetic spectacle seeing a potential Heisman winner padding stats against a high school team that was being abused and tortured by the big boys.

All the voters that were going to choose Daniels will surely now pick that player that all the auburn fans spit on all the time.

Way to go, Chip. Way to go, Daniels. A proud warrior and a decent man with morals and values refused to play after halftime, in Bo Nix, and showed what having the Heisman spirit was all about. That will go a long way with the individuals that award the Heisman because they, better than anyone, understand the game.

re: Nix vs Daniels

Posted by Owl Gore on 11/19/23 at 6:11 am
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I understand that Nix is having a great year…

We saw Nix for 2 years in the SEC, and he was really not very good.

Serious question: can we say that he has gotten that much better, or has he just played against worse defenses and athletes?


Attention everyone:

Coonass is developing a theory wherein Heisman recipients are judged on their career, not each individual season.

Will his hypothesis become a regulation that guides the new Heisman selection process or will the referees of life screw over lsu again and not be fair?

The SEC headquarters will make a ruling after consulting with the REC.

re: Lowest Point in AU History

Posted by Owl Gore on 11/18/23 at 9:07 pm
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Now the 5 stars we have committed are gonna flip to UGA or Bama. Just watch. They usually flip on signing day and I doubt it will be any different this season. REC will throw a bag and get them.


I wouldn't imagine any reputable team would wish to have a recruit that committed to auburn.

It shows a lack of proper judgement and very poor decision making skills. Keep 'em.

Not only that, but what if they spread around acquired diseases like foot and mouth disease, bluetongue, bovine tuberculosis, or psoroptic mange? It seriously is not worth the gamble.
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Way harder schedule all-time.


Way harder schedule than which teams, New Hampshire Tiger?
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not sad. Your standards are filled with acceptance of your teams continual efforts to be the biggest cheaters in the history of amateur sports.


But auburn's been on major probation in college football more times than Alabama; more times than just about anyone I believe. Whatcha talkin' about?
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And, will be the 13th major school in history to reach that goal since 1869 (154 Years).

LINK

It's been a time, Baws. Still a lot of work to do, but we are trying our best.


That's kind of sad, man. Many people give auburn a hard time but, I honestly thought they were a little better than that overall.
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This playoff committee is a joke.


God help everyone if Notre Dame only had 2 losses this season instead of three.

If ND finished the season with only 2 loses, it's not entirely assured that an even unbeaten SEC champ Georgia would make the playoffs if Ohio State, Michigan, and Washington stayed at their current positions.

There is no greater love and hope and slavish praise and admiration and inflated worth heaped upon a team greater than that freely given to Notre Dame.
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And Jayden Daniels put up more total yards and one less TD and he only played 2 1/2 quarters.


And less points, and less TD's, and more blood.
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This MF’er is slobbering over the Bama QB’s dick while his team doesn’t even have a HC.

Holy shite, talk about pitiful. LMAO!




Many a lonely night in 'dem swamps with no women done turned them bawds funny over the centuries.
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If someone calls me a bitch, I call them Daddy.


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This thread definitely did not go the way I thought it would. I should have known better



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Oh he's definitely not on the list. Unless you're making a list of passive-aggressive bitches. He's #1 on that list.


Right, I see that now. I'm new here so this will be an ongoing project as I learn about the posters.

After I have the list completed, all fans not associated with lsu can make suggestions or agreed upon edits.
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That’s so WASPY shite lol


I know. :lol: Like, where's the trash, guns, big rims, gold chains, grape Faygo cans, sagging pants, malt liquor, blunts, etc...

They don't got no style.
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I like a good troll.

However, now it's just a bunch of posters who must need attention so they post dumb shite just to get a response.


Is this what you wanted? Well, here you go.