SouthPlains
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re: Yesterday marked 19 years on TD for me
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/27/26 at 8:22 pm to tigereye58
Obviously I haven’t been posting, but it’s wild to think I first started coming to this shithole after seeing it on some frat star’s laptop while he was sitting next to me in the Lockett basement lecture room in 2009.
I can’t quit this fricking place.
I can’t quit this fricking place.
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re: Ilhan Omar sprayed with “unknown fluid” at town hall.
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/27/26 at 7:36 pm to HenryParsons
Was it her brother’s?
re: Former FTX exec and model Caroline Ellison is now a free woman
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/22/26 at 2:54 pm to stout
…can anyone here fix her?
re: Mike McDaniel declines 2nd interview with Cleveland
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/21/26 at 10:57 am to UltimateHog
Browns HR Department: “congratulations! You’ve made it to Round 2 of interviewing!”
Mike McDaniel: *hits vape* “…you haven’t.”
Mike McDaniel: *hits vape* “…you haven’t.”
re: Heads up Oklahoma ...
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/20/26 at 10:30 am to scrooster
Resident Okie checking in. Tulsa is to Oklahoma what Austin is to Texas (minus the world class university) - it’s a hive of culcha and liberalism, although the surrounding suburbs are nice places to live.
Nothing will be done. This shite is in everyone’s backyard and nobody wants to actually lift a finger; far easier to just complain on the Facebooks.
Nothing will be done. This shite is in everyone’s backyard and nobody wants to actually lift a finger; far easier to just complain on the Facebooks.
re: Dolphins hire Packers DC Jeff Hafley as their new head coach
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/19/26 at 5:16 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
Ross saw that last playoff game and said, “I want some of that in Miami!”
re: 2026 Tundra Limited
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/17/26 at 3:47 pm to TDTOM
BabyTac will be here shortly to claim that he paid peanuts for his 2018 Tundra with the V8. Has driven over 480,000 trouble free miles, including annual underwater trips to the Titanic wreck site.
Real answer: Toyota did away with arguably one of the most reliable truck drivetrains of the past 20 years in favor of a TT V6 (hybrid and non) that barely gets better MPG than the outgoing V8 and has significantly more issues. You can Google and find several instances of people having their entire engine replaced in the new ones with less than 30k miles on the odometer.
All trucks have their issues, but Toyota really screwed up a good thing. Be advised that this Tundra is entirely different (for the worse) than the previous generations.
As someone cross shopping all of the half tons, I’m appalled at how basically all of them seem to be overpriced unreliable junk.
Real answer: Toyota did away with arguably one of the most reliable truck drivetrains of the past 20 years in favor of a TT V6 (hybrid and non) that barely gets better MPG than the outgoing V8 and has significantly more issues. You can Google and find several instances of people having their entire engine replaced in the new ones with less than 30k miles on the odometer.
All trucks have their issues, but Toyota really screwed up a good thing. Be advised that this Tundra is entirely different (for the worse) than the previous generations.
As someone cross shopping all of the half tons, I’m appalled at how basically all of them seem to be overpriced unreliable junk.
re: Tomlin stepping down
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/15/26 at 8:13 pm to uptowntiger84
They do when the coach knocks up a white girl 25 years younger than him out of wedlock.
re: Japanese people aren't having sex. And nobody knows why
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/13/26 at 2:44 pm to Shexter
smol pp
re: Why do grown men write graffiti on bathroom walls?
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/12/26 at 6:39 pm to BowDownToLSU
To advertise for OP’s mom
re: NFL Various Games - Wildcard Weekend...Texans at Steelers Tonight
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/11/26 at 9:32 pm to RB10
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Licking himself in a sealed room sniffing his own farts set them back this year.
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Licking
Please don’t edit this; it’s too funny lol
re: Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/8/26 at 10:01 am to LSU4ever2002
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Ravens need to hire McDaniel to work with Lamar
I think this is the likely landing spot. Otherwise, McDaniel becomes the top OC candidate for any job what becomes available and has his pick of the litter.
re: Woman in Minnesota tried ramming ICE Officer gets unalived. NSFW
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/7/26 at 2:12 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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That's fricking murder.
What an idiotic knee jerk reaction. Who would post this?
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mmmmmbeer
Oh never mind…
re: The soaring price of youth sports: $50 to try out, $3,000 to play
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/7/26 at 9:00 am to djmed
Who cares? The ROI is gonna be insane when Jaxton gets his first round signing bonus with the Yankees.
I’ve already got my 2031 Sierra 2500 Denali Ultimate picked out.
I’ve already got my 2031 Sierra 2500 Denali Ultimate picked out.
re: Golf-themed sports bar in Houston shuts down due to crime. Houston Baws what say you?
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/6/26 at 9:56 am to secfballfan
Hmm, maybe Chicken should consider opening a basketball-themed sports bar in that location.
Call it “The Tip Off” because there’s no expectations of tipping the waitstaff.
Call it “The Tip Off” because there’s no expectations of tipping the waitstaff.
re: Browns fire Kevin Stefanski
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/5/26 at 9:41 am to red sox fan 13
Tampa Bay has a chance to do the funniest thing…
re: Florida and TD’s prized kicker in the transfer portal
Posted by SouthPlains on 1/1/26 at 3:20 pm to xBirdx
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xBirdx
And a happy new year to you, too, Mr. Noel.
re: Streaming Phone to Screen in Truck
Posted by SouthPlains on 12/31/25 at 11:10 am to Fishinguy3527
You can’t wait til you get to the office to rub one out in the bathroom stall like a regular baw?
re: Nick Reiner- Diagnosed with Schizophrenia
Posted by SouthPlains on 12/21/25 at 5:08 pm to SallysHuman
While no doubt schizophrenia is a very real and very serious mental illness, this feels like laying the foundation for the rich Hollywood version of “he wuz a gud boy, he dindu nuffin!”
re: Shreveport - Boyfriend runs off with wife after shooting husband in both legs
Posted by SouthPlains on 12/10/25 at 3:19 pm to Shexter
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Shreveport
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Aderius
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Nissan Altima
Suburban WASPs strike again!
re: Let’s talk about women and how they choose to dress
Posted by SouthPlains on 12/8/25 at 8:41 am to R11
Which church you go to baw?
I’m looking to strengthen my relationship with the Lord in 2026…
I’m looking to strengthen my relationship with the Lord in 2026…
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