SouthPlains
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re: What is the Conversion Rate for Lesbians turning back into Heterosexual?
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/13/26 at 10:06 pm to Champagne
If lesbians don’t like penis, why do they use dildos?
re: SPCX IPO
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/13/26 at 4:17 pm to Shamoan
Just put in a buy order of 55 shares for Monday morning. Am I gonna be rich, baws?
For real, I wouldn’t be surprised to see this dump short term. Long term though, it’s hard to bet against Elon imo.
For real, I wouldn’t be surprised to see this dump short term. Long term though, it’s hard to bet against Elon imo.
re: Why exactly was Nickelback so hated?
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/10/26 at 11:44 am to boomjosh
Lot of valid points already made in here, but Nickelback was very very popular for many years. For millennial teens and young adults in the mid-late 2000s, hating anything popular became the edgy and cool thing to do.
Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mudd, Hinder, 3DD were favorite bands of the “cool” kids who likely picked on those same edgy teenagers, hence some of the hate. It just snowballed from there.
Nickelback, Creed, Puddle of Mudd, Hinder, 3DD were favorite bands of the “cool” kids who likely picked on those same edgy teenagers, hence some of the hate. It just snowballed from there.
re: Paging antique tiger
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/8/26 at 9:58 pm to OWLFAN86
I’ve been staring at this photo for 5 minutes trying to figure out what fricking position your body is in. I see a leg but where the frick is the other one?
re: Escorts in Silicon Valley have raised their cost from $1k hr, to $5k hr over 5 years
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/8/26 at 11:46 am to hawgfaninc
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So Marek took inventory. She was intelligent and naturally supportive. She was good at talking to people. She likes futurist rabbit holes: AI, biohacking, cryptocurrency, the sort of topics that can turn dinner into a three-hour debate.
So her thinking is that guys will be lining up to pay her $5k per hour to debate (I.e., argue) with them? Dudes with that kind of money can argue with their wives for free!
There is no creature on this earth more entitled and delusional than a western white woman.
re: Baseball is for everyone
Posted by SouthPlains on 6/1/26 at 9:33 pm to weagle1999
When are they going to celebrate my sexual fetishes?
There should be a whole month for us midget feet lovers to be open and proud of who we are.
There should be a whole month for us midget feet lovers to be open and proud of who we are.
re: Dallas has been conquered
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/29/26 at 9:20 pm to LABengal
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Wait, I thought we couldn’t use inappropriate words for a set of people. Guess “redneck” is okay? Let’s have a “goat fraker” rally and see how quick CNN sets up bleachers.
Indians aren’t goat frickers; they’re street shitters and cow frickers.
Educate yourself, bigot!
re: Where Young Americans Earn the Most - Mapped (Median Income)
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/28/26 at 7:12 pm to VermilionTiger
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The trick is to live in Louisiana and work for a company in a HCOL city
Ding ding ding! I live in the second cheapest state in the country and have always worked for Bay Area tech companies or NYC financial companies. It’s like a cheat code for life.
re: Hispanic weather women really bring the energy.
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/28/26 at 7:06 pm to TrueTiger
Aye carumba! She makes my pollo loco!
re: A quarter of Americans have no retirement savings. Zero.
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/27/26 at 1:09 pm to WG_Dawg
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This is shocking to me. These people have been paying into retirement for 50 years and bought a house for a soda and a pack of envelopes and this is all they have to show for it?
Jimmy Buffett tickets and timeshares in Florida aint cheap baw
re: Almost Half Of Americans Say The Fun In Their Lives Has Disappeared
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/27/26 at 12:48 pm to Shexter
Maybe we’re softer, as comparatively we don’t live in hard times - most of us are generally safe, comfortable, and well fed. But it’s hard to not look around and see conflict and strife. Whether you’re on the side that blames Donald Trump and white people for all your hardships, or the other side that blames immigration, Jews, transgender people, and fentanyl, there’s so much division nowadays (much of it manufactured, of course). It’s impossible to imagine that we could experience the united patriotism today that we all felt just 25 short years ago on September 12th, 2001.
There’s no one single answer, but overall people seem less “alive” today than in prior years. It’s sad and unlikely fixable. A symptom of our continued decline as an empire.
There’s no one single answer, but overall people seem less “alive” today than in prior years. It’s sad and unlikely fixable. A symptom of our continued decline as an empire.
re: 'Murica Moment - Michigan HS seniors on Drive Tractor to School Day
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/22/26 at 2:36 pm to Shexter
No thanks, give me the cultural enrichment of Madison Prep over this any day! Said nobody ever.
re: Employer acquired, want to be let go
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/21/26 at 12:57 pm to turkish
When you say “stock” do you mean actual shares (or like RSUs) or options?
You mentioned “large corporation” so I assume it’s the former. If it’s the latter then he should seek clarity on whether those options are being converted into the new company/acquirer’s options and decide whether he’s bullish on the company’s outlook. Depending on his vesting schedule and whether he thinks there will be an eventual exit/IPO, he may not have much to lose.
Unless he’s got an offer in hand that he doesn’t want to pass up, my gut here is to just hang out, do the bare minimum (while still being helpful), then hope they package him out and he can take the summer off haha
You mentioned “large corporation” so I assume it’s the former. If it’s the latter then he should seek clarity on whether those options are being converted into the new company/acquirer’s options and decide whether he’s bullish on the company’s outlook. Depending on his vesting schedule and whether he thinks there will be an eventual exit/IPO, he may not have much to lose.
Unless he’s got an offer in hand that he doesn’t want to pass up, my gut here is to just hang out, do the bare minimum (while still being helpful), then hope they package him out and he can take the summer off haha
re: Watching overweight women in hot parking lots smoke cigarettes makes me want to vomit.
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/20/26 at 1:07 pm to LSU Coyote
Hey baw, we don’t kink shame around here.
re: Best Horror Movie of All-Time: CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (Voting Closed)
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/19/26 at 2:58 pm to iwyLSUiwy
Halloween.
The Exorcist is so overrated.
The Exorcist is so overrated.
re: Weekly teacher arrested for you know what thread
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/18/26 at 2:11 pm to ThatTahoeOverThere
Bit of a rollercoaster.
Here I was thinking some troll of a kindergarten teacher was diddling kids at recess. Turns out it’s some moderately attractive lesbo who got caught slapping clams with a 17 year old.
Here I was thinking some troll of a kindergarten teacher was diddling kids at recess. Turns out it’s some moderately attractive lesbo who got caught slapping clams with a 17 year old.
re: Official NHL Playoffs Thread
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/14/26 at 4:29 pm to Lsupimp
My man in here dropping straight Avs heat. Allow me to add:
Milan Hejduk
Sandis Ozolinsh
Martin Skoula
Milan Hejduk
Sandis Ozolinsh
Martin Skoula
re: Pray for me brothers as I may have screwed the pooch on this one. **Update**
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/13/26 at 9:47 am to Kingshakabooboo
You butt dialed your boss while you were laying the pipe to his ol’ lady, huh?
Sorry about your job, but grats on the secks.
Sorry about your job, but grats on the secks.
re: Who did OKC fans root for
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/12/26 at 11:42 am to Woopigsooie20
Watch out, some folks in here are angry about people supporting their local (only) professional sports franchise and being more/less invested depending on how well the team is doing. Apparently that’s a rather uncommon occurrence.
re: Hillary Duff - SI Swimsuit (NSFW)
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/12/26 at 10:13 am to TheGeauxt9
Brb headed to the 4th floor executive bathroom to Lizzie my McGuire on company time!
re: Arthur's Steakhouse in Little Rock seams like a nice fancy place.
Posted by SouthPlains on 5/11/26 at 4:16 pm to sharkfhin
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Im confused as to why they activated "fatigue" in this resturant.
Of course you’re confused. You’re likely a civilized, productive member of society and attempting to apply logic to an illogical group of people who operate solely on primal instinct with minimal ability to engage in higher level thinking.
You see a mistake on the bill, or you see that your food is not prepared to your liking. You sit quietly, wait your turn, raise your hand to call the waiter’s attention when he is done attending to other guests, then have a quick polite discussion which you likely start with, “excuse me sir, I’m terribly sorry to bother you, but…”
These “people” in the same scenario? Ooga booga! Me mad! U bad! Me fight!
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