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Ain’t pretty there either.
The list is long, but distinguished.

re: Horns lose to Mighty Vandy

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 2/8/25 at 4:36 pm
Should a program that won’t say “Omaha” for fear of jinxing their season ever talk shite to a program that takes mail in Omaha?
If only we had been able to play Alabama in Tuscaloosa again instead of Georgia, we would have gone 12-0.
Alabama = Dodge chargers, houses, jobs for family members, 50-100k credit lines, all on demand.

Don't just because everyone else can now do what Saban and Bama were doing the entire time.
That game would have been 14-0 Texas before Alabama had gotten a first down, of course Texas would have won going away with Colt at QB.
I was told that you're never allowed to use injuries as an excuse for losing a title game, and instead, just admit you lost to the much better team and that the injured players would have had no impact on the outcome.

TYIA!
That sounds like something an Aggy would say.

When you win, it proves the greatness of your program. But when you lose, the other side must have cheated.

STFU.
When Georgia signed both a 5-star LB and DL from Texas in the 2024 cycle, was that pretty sad or was that perfectly acceptable in your world?

Suck it up, buttercup.
-Move the season back a week (make week 0, week 1)
-With two weekends before the NFL starts, you have 9 days of prime time TV slots now available.
-Get rid of conference title games
-16 team playoff
-Seed the teams 1-16
-Higher seed gets a home game
-Have 4 games on the Friday after Thanksgiving
-Have another 4 on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
-Have 4 games on the following Saturday (what is now conference championship weekend)
-Play the Final 4 in bowls
-Title game on January 8th
-Spread the playoffs across all the networks so that everyone has a reason to promote college football all season.

Just that simple.

re: Disney Gators Superbowl

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 11/24/24 at 8:27 am
theCAW got theCUCK with Billy’s theCOCK.

re: Athletic Directors

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 11/24/24 at 8:19 am
These are all state schools, salaries/buyouts are publicly available.
As an outsider, that was the most boring game “Game of the Century” I’ve watched. Just blah.

The oroblem was that when the two teams are QB’ed by a below average player (AJ McCarron) and a complete spare (Jordan Jefferson), it was never going to be great. Ton of offensive talent on the field, but just putrid QBs.

Here’s all you need to know, the game was so boring that the rematch was the least watched BCS title game of all time.
Ok, just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you’re in the hunt (but not the lead dog), your rivals are mediocre, the conference as a whole is down, and your OK with subjecting all of America with endless chatter from the talking heads about how great the Big 10 and California schools are?

In this fantasy, do you also make $80,000 a year?

re: Forgive us Texas

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 10/31/24 at 10:57 am
Ok, cool. Hook’em.

re: Forgive us Texas

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 10/31/24 at 10:37 am
Yep, still not pass interference.

re: Forgive us Texas

Posted by Peter Ferrari on 10/31/24 at 8:26 am
We are equally not used to such amazingly shitty officiating that would even call that pass interference, and then announce it to the crowd before conferring as group to make sure the call was correct.

We thought the Big 12 struggled, but those guys look like the second coming of Ed Hochuli compared to the shite put out from Birmingham.
I can't imagine a world in which the winner of this game isn't the #1 team the following day.

To this point - whoever wins - it will be the best win by any team this season.
This is the answer.

Georgia fans are deep in their bag at the moment, which is understandable given the decades and decades of heartache they had to endure. But they are coming off a tad sanctimonious when they need to be a little more understanding and humble.

Rub your success into the faces of Tennessee and Florida fans all day, every day. But of course Aggy is upset, they are staring down the barrell of another wasted season and more blown NIL money.
Can't be any angerier than they were when Peyton had to watch Charles Woodson give his Heisman acceptance speech.