Dirt Booger

With his athletic ability, he’d be in the HOF

Instead he’s a trainable circus act

Creating Danny’s of the future.

Every year we are forced to sit through a driving training. They tell you that statistically, backing into a spot is way safer.

Be wary of mulchers. They will clear it but you’ll end up needing to clear the ground. All that mulch makes it very hard for natural grass to sprout through

Oh shite! You got me on that typo. Can’t get anything past a scholar like yourself. With that big brain and all them good learnings you discredited everything I said.

I’m going with MJ. He was huge in Asia.

Idk how Elvis was perceived globally but MJ was a star to the world

We have Flock. Only supervisors have access. If you’ve achieved a supervisory position you should know right from wrong and have enough control not to abuse that power. If someone on your shift needs it for a case, it goes through you and every time it’s accessed you have to enter a file number and it should be documented in your report.

I understand we treat this way different than many small agencies that hired the best highschool drop out they could find that was dumb enough to take the job.

I hate it’s being abused by some because it’s been so valuable to us in cases.

Example: Someone said their mail was being tampered with. We got dates and approx times. Made a list of everyone that passed in that area. Someone else makes the same report a few days later. Same list for them and cross referenced. Identified someone in both areas. Investigation led to this person running a deal where they steal mail, apply for credit cards by the thousands and trade them for drugs.

An annalist sitting behind a desk can solve a case like this freeing up short staffed agency (all agencies are short staffed).

Not getting bushels of fat females if you’re overpopulated and they don’t have food

You have that money, you don’t fish from there

My dad had the half ton Chevy with the vortex 350. I hauled a 3 horse slant bumper pull trailer all over La and Ms with it.

I’m a Ford guy but I owe a lot to that Chevy