Fewer Kilometers

[quote]Again, who was begging for another Minions movie???[/quote]Probably the half a million people who payed to see it before it even opened. ...

No big deal. Just a nuclear wessel....

[quote]Plus parents don’t want to take their kids to an annoying Minions movie but should be dragging their kids to see Lightyear, and beloved character from their childhood.[/quote] [img]https://media4.giphy.com/media/4cQSQYz0a9x9S/giphy.gif[/img]...

[quote]If you want a drastically different character...create a drastically different character.[/quote] "Gene Bond: Born with 007 x and y chromosomes..."...

[quote]She’s probably fricked half of Hollywood. Y’all need to stop putting these women on a pedestal since amber heard[quote]Completely agree. Even knowing everything we know people still choose to ignore the obvious.[/quote][/quote]WTF? So putting an actress on a pedestal [bad] Damning her beca...

If they had any balls at all, they'd cast... [img]https://images2.vudu.com/background/32434-576a.jpg[/img]...

[quote]Every time someone walks into a police station, a phone from the 1970s rings.[/quote]The absence of typing sounds in offices set in the pre-computer age. ...

[quote]People are too easily triggered by a woman saying they are going to reinvent something She’s been involved with the franchise since the 70s and run it since the 90s.[/quote]You take your factual, sane and on-point observation AND GET THE shite OUT OF HERE. ...

[quote]He’s the Target Brand Hunter Biden. (Hunter is KMart in this scenario.)[/quote]Brewster and Daddario… There isn’t a Biden or Trump in this champ’s league. ...

[quote]Yes, if there's one thing you're know for here is jokes.[/quote]Can't chat right now. I'm over in the other thread reading your story about leaving your cashier post at the family video store so that you could stare at sexy videos in front of everyone. :cool:...

[quote]Was she in fricking stirrups? Good grief.[/quote] [img]https://c.tenor.com/MNWOJceRNbwAAAAM/joke-missed-joke.gif[/img]...

Peri Gilpin is still hot. Shocking....

[quote]Wait... what's wrong w/a robot buying a teenager a tampon?[/quote]Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! There should be no reference to the reproductive system in any animated film that is rated G or PG. This was initiated after they showed a visit to the OBGYN in Up....

[quote]Ghostbuster Afterlife Sequel is a go.[/quote] [img]https://www.thewrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/LeslieJonesSNL.jpg[/img]...

[quote]Bunny's mom trying to slice the cheese [/quote]A lesser show would've added a fart joke there. But just the sound of the knife tapping at the cutting board as Martin looks on in confusion was awesome....

[quote]So the lesson of the Boondocks Saints is...[/quote]"The family that prays together, slays together."...

[quote]i mean we haven't had a straight white male M,Q, or Felix since Casino Royale.[/quote]I didn't realize that Ralph Fiennes' M was gay. ...

[quote]Why do we need another lesbian couple?[/quote]It's not like we're watching Ellen Degeners make out with Rosie O'Donnell here. Come on man. You should be supporting this particular lesbomance....

[quote]#1. Hire Henry Cavil as the new Bond #2. Set the movie in the 60s. #3. Write a story that you’d have written for Sean Connery. #4. Profit.[/quote] Just give us Man from U.N.C.L.E. 2....

[quote]Do you think a female, trans or gay bond will be better than Craig’s?[/quote]If it's a trans Bond played by Ana de Armas, then yes. :pimp: She was the best thing in the Craig franchise (and a throwback to the Connery/Moore days). At "worst" I think we'd get a black or brown Bond. I think t...