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re: Shia LaBeouf Says He Does Not Like Gay People Touching Him - Interview After Arrest
Posted by Porpus on 2/28/26 at 7:46 pm to Cockopotamus
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"And furthermore, it doesn't even count as gentrification if you force your kids to attend the public schools there..."
re: Help me understand Derek Carr's stats / tenure in NO
Posted by Porpus on 2/22/26 at 8:34 am to fightingtigers98
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QBR is a flawed stat, but he had 12 games out of 27 with a sub 50 QBR
Yeah, QBR is not great, but it's not bad enough to explain that insanity. WTF.
re: Man arrested in death of 3 yr old girl
Posted by Porpus on 2/22/26 at 8:29 am to hogcard1964
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If so, she assisted in the murder of her own daughter.
Her personality detector must have malfunctioned.
The presence of Kerry Collins on that list is an insult to the game of football.
Help me understand Derek Carr's stats / tenure in NO
Posted by Porpus on 2/16/26 at 7:52 am
The consensus about Carr's play with the Saints is definitely negative. I know he didn't win very many games, but his stat line seems really good: 40 TDs against 13 interceptions, a completion percentage around 68%, and 3 fumbles lost in 2 years. His passer rating for those two years is around 98.0 - 99.0. Sure, he missed seven games, but that doesn't make him a latter-day Brad Muster.
I'm not arguing that he was good, though. Instead, I guess my theory is that passing success in today's NFL is just incredibly cheap. I mean, back when I really closely followed pro football, those numbers would have been all pro caliber.
I suppose some people may find it fun to watch two football teams go out and throw the ball effortlessly for 3+ hours until one of them wins, 8 touchdowns to 7 or whatever, but that's just not good football to me.
I wonder if this seems more natural to people who grew up playing ball on a Playstation instead of a playground, but that also has an "old man yells at cloud" aspect to it that I don't completely want to surrender to.
So tell me... WTF did Carr do so wrong with the Saints?
I'm not arguing that he was good, though. Instead, I guess my theory is that passing success in today's NFL is just incredibly cheap. I mean, back when I really closely followed pro football, those numbers would have been all pro caliber.
I suppose some people may find it fun to watch two football teams go out and throw the ball effortlessly for 3+ hours until one of them wins, 8 touchdowns to 7 or whatever, but that's just not good football to me.
I wonder if this seems more natural to people who grew up playing ball on a Playstation instead of a playground, but that also has an "old man yells at cloud" aspect to it that I don't completely want to surrender to.
So tell me... WTF did Carr do so wrong with the Saints?
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I'm not that interested to watch, but I am curious why does the Academy have a ship? Is that just a captains chair in a simulator or does the faculty actually have a ship?
That's pretty standard. SUNY Maritime College has a ship.
That's a good truck, Bawpaw
*kicks tire*
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Helen of Troy was fair skinned, blonde, and ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’
You know who else is fair-skinned, you fricking Ugmo? The best software developers.
re: My neighbor still has a satellite, I'm confused
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:42 pm to PelicanState87

re: Drug TV commercials aren’t made to sell drugs, but to keep the networks quiet
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:35 pm to weagle1999
Interesting take.
The big TV networks, the NFL, and the pharmaceutical industry all seem to be throwing money back-and-forth in a sort of symbiotic relationship that I don't think (or hope) is sustainable.
Do we really all love broadcast TV, psoriasis pills, and NFL "football" all that much? Everyone I know just sort of tolerates these things as inevitable.
I used to think that we needed at least one developed nation to have a for-profit healthcare system, or innovation would cease. Now that I see the form taken by this innovation (lots of pills for scab-picking "eczema sufferers" and chicks who think they shite too much while real disease continues to run rampant), I am not so sure anymore.
The whole system seems unsustainable to me. You can probably throw in the big IT consultants, too, with their breathless go-nowhere TV golf promises.
There's not enough value in there for it to last. It's an ultra-high-stakes shell game.
The big TV networks, the NFL, and the pharmaceutical industry all seem to be throwing money back-and-forth in a sort of symbiotic relationship that I don't think (or hope) is sustainable.
Do we really all love broadcast TV, psoriasis pills, and NFL "football" all that much? Everyone I know just sort of tolerates these things as inevitable.
I used to think that we needed at least one developed nation to have a for-profit healthcare system, or innovation would cease. Now that I see the form taken by this innovation (lots of pills for scab-picking "eczema sufferers" and chicks who think they shite too much while real disease continues to run rampant), I am not so sure anymore.
The whole system seems unsustainable to me. You can probably throw in the big IT consultants, too, with their breathless go-nowhere TV golf promises.
There's not enough value in there for it to last. It's an ultra-high-stakes shell game.
re: Hospital evacuated after 8 inch WW1 artillery shell found in patient’s butt
Posted by Porpus on 2/2/26 at 3:27 pm to Darth_Vader
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No wonder the Germans overran the country so quickly in 1940. The French army was apparently too busy shoving their own ordnance up their arse to fight back.
To be fair, pretty much everyone in early 20th Century France was a fan of deBussy.
re: Do people still hang out at the lakefront in NOLA?
Posted by Porpus on 1/24/26 at 1:14 pm to The Pickwick
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Southern Yacht Club, Baw.
I was "Best Skipper" there one year at summer camp.
Also, someone said something about "Lake Vista NIMBYs" and that is a real phenomenon. I remember when Renaldo Turnbull built an ostentatious there and we all just about lost our minds :lol:
re: Is it really tough for blacks in America?
Posted by Porpus on 1/24/26 at 1:11 pm to Odysseus32
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Flip the roles. Imagine the US is mainly black and you’re white. Add on to that you’re just trying to make it, but a substantially high portion of white people act out and give you a bad name. You’re just trying to get by, you go to an interview and you see nothing but black faces. You’re an outsider. There’s a disconnect there.
You just described my life here in South DeKalb. My wife worked for the school system when Horton was in charge. My kid went to one of his schools. Everyone else is black here.
You just get used to it after a while. Most people don't care.
quote:If it makes her feel any better, you can tell her Porpus would gladly take her for a ride.
Hilarious. I know her. Definitely showing her this thread.
El Paso is kind of nice.
She looks ready to host one of her signature Candlelight Suppers.
You know who else was Armenian? Dr. Kevorkian.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
re: Mattel introduces its first Barbie with autism, headphones on and fidget spinner
Posted by Porpus on 1/14/26 at 12:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Is it legal to have sex with an autistic person?
That's highly situational, but I can tell you one thing: I would absolutely WRECK that Dani chick from Love on the Spectrum. Madison and Journey could get it, too. Pari would only get to sit in the cuck chair. I don't care for her.
re: Here's the most brutal car review I have ever seen
Posted by Porpus on 1/14/26 at 11:33 am to Street Hawk
I remember Car & Driver's review of the Saturn Ion back in 2002 being absolutely brutal, to the point that I later wondered if someone at GM (but not Saturn specifically) had put them up to it.
C&D also used to have an editor named Csaba Csere who was kind of the voice-in-the-wilderness about how shitty Toyota actually is. He may even have speculated, as I did, that the code for Toyota's ECU firmware was riddled with potential problems that could have caused unintended acceleration- speculation, I'd add, that turned out to be 100% justified.
The most brutal of the Csaba Csere takedowns have disappeared from the web forever... hmmm.
C&D also used to have an editor named Csaba Csere who was kind of the voice-in-the-wilderness about how shitty Toyota actually is. He may even have speculated, as I did, that the code for Toyota's ECU firmware was riddled with potential problems that could have caused unintended acceleration- speculation, I'd add, that turned out to be 100% justified.
The most brutal of the Csaba Csere takedowns have disappeared from the web forever... hmmm.
re: Body cam of Lt. Colonel Michelle getting pulled out of vehicle after refusing to comply
Posted by Porpus on 1/13/26 at 8:00 am to jizzle6609
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Hope she loses her pension and is discharge dishonorably
I, on the other hand, wish her continued success in her military career, since I'm a kind, decent person and traffic stops are unconstitutional and unethical regardless.
re: Miami player transfers to Indiana before the national championship game...
Posted by Porpus on 1/12/26 at 6:40 pm to RollTide1987
"Guys, isn't college football great now? We get to crown a REAL CHAMPION, not some loser 'school' like BYU or Georgia Tech that just got lucky! And those hard-working players are finally compensated for their groundbreaking ball-tossing and all-around good citizenship!"
--ESPN
--ESPN
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