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Played Cam2 in springview on 9/18. Greens were a little hairy and slow and a few had some damage. Fun little course though. Play it a few times, and you can’t help but improve your approach accuracy.

Played English Turn on 9/9 and the entire course was 10/10.

Renee Zellweger in Appaloosa. She used the clumsy, coy damsel-in-distress act to reel in a poor guy and drops his arse the minute someone more powerful shows up. In fact, she plays that same character in all her movies.

Stayed at the Bostonian a couple of years ago and had a great stay. Very good location.

Not a poem- but The War Prayer by Mark Twain

unless your leaves go straight to the bottom, get a Betta Bot robotic skimmer. It will keep the leaves from settling to the bottom. My neighbor has way too many sweetgum trees and the Bettta Bot is a lifesaver for me.

I own a swim school. DM me and I'll fix her.

Anyone want to bet Karaki gets it in the next few days and Nasrallah gets it on Oct. 7, thus killing the whole leadership tree on the 1st anniversary. Dates matter.

Although I adamantly oppose any infringement of my constitutionally protected rights, I AM intrigued at the prospect of being the sole provider of something the government badly wants to buy. Had that boating accident not taken all my guns from me, I wouldn't be opposed to naming my price. I know how the govt likes to overpay for things.

My son manages the Brown Door. Its no sonic, but a frat boy can knuckle check there most nights…until my spawn moos the floor with him.

I get a bigger red arse at the “pick up” parking spaces. Someone is getting paid to haul your shite across the parking lot. I’m hauling mine for free; therefore, i should get to park closer.