FrazzerCraine

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The Jazz are good. I can see them making the play in.

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Have you watched the NBA before this season? The Jazz are in the "show off" period of their tanking season where they roll out all their guys over the first month of the year, get quotes around the league on their vet's values (Clarkson, Conley, Olynyk, Gay, maybe even Vanderbilt and Markkanen), then firesale the lads for draft capital and be on their tanking way. It's a method as old as time. If the Jazz win more than 25 games this year, I'll let you sodomize my wife

Shania Twain hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad!