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Posted by Upshift Downshift on 7/14/24 at 9:15 am


Trump put himself, his agents and EVERYONE attending the rally in serious danger by doing this.
He made everyone forget about an active shooter situation just to score a political moment like this.
This is crazy.
Not a good look for him. So much narcissism in one person. What was the point? People could have died from this bullshite.
Just get him off the stage oh my god.
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Sun up, blades down. Any grown man who sleeps in past daylight needs a lesson in life.


Also keep that sidearm on my person while mowing.

“AWARE & PREPARED”
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Hope it slices up towards Texas and brings the rain.



Droughtcucks cope and seethe. Move to a better state.
You fact-checked the color of political parties in Norway, not whether he was popular in rural Norway, whether I even live there, if there are Biden signs anywhere over there, or if Trump “losing Scandinavia” has any kind of significance in my farce of a post.

You really do have crippling levels of autism.

re: Useless trivia thread

Posted by Upshift Downshift on 6/30/24 at 11:01 am


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So where I'm sitting in Jackson, MS is about as far from Sydney as you can get anywhere in the world.


Nah it’s more like the Azores.
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Wait until they travel abroad. I spend a lot of time in Norway and Scotland and they think he should be in jail this place is a microcosm. Is it unfortunate? Yes. But, the broader scope doesn’t see what I think. That’s okay.


I live in rural Norway where people haven’t voted blue since the Hornsrud administration. Just the other day I was walking down the street to the local sauna with my fellow Norwegians. Biden signs everywhere. If Trump loses Scandinavia he’s got no chance.
Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And back in those days -- to show how things have changed -- one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I'll come up and drag you off.' Well, he came off, and he said, 'I'll meet you outside. My car was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car - there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And he said, 'I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?' And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where all the mechanics- - where all the pool builder is.' You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, 'You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head. I said, 'You're kidding me.' He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang 'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel, gettin' em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.' But I didn't know that apology was gonna work. He said, 'you apologize to me?' I said, 'I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.' He said, 'OK,' closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

re: Useless trivia thread

Posted by Upshift Downshift on 6/29/24 at 9:41 am
Venus is bright enough to cast shadows.

Digging a hole in the Gulf Shores sands straight through the earth doesn’t get you to China but the Indian Ocean west of Australia.
Watching the WNBA would inform us more about Neuralink than your shite thread.


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A2/AD strategy is a significant concern of US policy, viewing it as a weapon of weaker forces that could be used against the US military. The US military considers that enemy adoption of anti-access/area denial strategies may well be the most difficult operational challenge U.S. forces will face over the coming decades.


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The initial impulse for this strategy is said to have been the deployment of US carrier battle groups around other countries.



Come on guys. The US doesn't like it when their carrier RWR goes beep. Shut it down.
The Australian government have to make PSA videos telling them not to sleep in the road or huff gasoline.

They’re just like us.
Evolution stopped at the neck. Remember that.

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Skip Bertman just just hit the Tommy.


Did you swipe this from boomerbook?
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I had an engineering professor claim that personal derogatory responses are a clear indication of lack of knowledge.


Your engineering professor probably believes that sea level rise is due to all the boats in the water.
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Hamas and Palestine aren’t one in the same This place is anti-Islam yet the majority of Muslims I know are even more Conservative than the so called Christians


Do not waste your time with OT evangelicals. These people will never understand that Muslims revere Jesus as a holy prophet (Isa ibn Maryam, meaning “Jesus, son of Mary). They even call Him “Messiah” as well.
A much more sympathetic treatment than what Israelis will ever give Him.

Despite this fact OTers will defend the state of Israel to their dying breath.
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Younger guy having a beer, reading a book is sitting next to me. I’m intrigued and am interested in literature. I asked him what he’s reading. Shows me the cover and starts talking about the “atrocities of Israel” how the “self-immolated author” has a perspective on “colonialism and the atrocities the Jews commit.”



Kid sounds pretty based. What was the title of the book?
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The shadows from the pictures of the moon landing seem to contradict the moon landing and how true Sun shadows run parallel to each other vs different directions.


I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Are you saying shadows run parallel to each other? When has this ever been the case? Do you not know what a vanishing point is?
You people are fricking stupid. I’m sorry you’re like this. It’s not your fault.




Getting a tattoo or face piercing is something a teenager does.