Favorite team:Texas 
Location:Texas Hill Country
Biography:San Antonio native
Interests:Cowboys, Longhorns, Spurs
Occupation:Aerospace
Number of Posts:83
Registered on:7/22/2021
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re: Texas/LSU Rivalry

Posted by UrTexHorn on 8/7/25 at 4:28 pm to
"So...you think of them as a rival?"

Not yet. We haven't played them enough to build any of that. A&M is a more natural rival for them, since they fight a deadly blood sport over the Houston/East Texas recruits each year. Though oddly both sides of that equation seem to deny the rivalry. Guess that's their hangup.

Once we start playing them more regularly, and one/both sides takes hickies from losses that have an oversized effect on their season, I think things might spice up a bit. We'll see...
"but the wins feel better than any win you’ve ever felt."

I hear ya. But I gotta say, it's gonna take a doozy of a good feeling to overtake beating the supposed "best football team in CFB ever" in the Rose bowl on the last play. Many announcers and folks instantly called that the game of the century, in a century only 5 years old at that point.

So there's that...

re: Texas/LSU Rivalry

Posted by UrTexHorn on 8/7/25 at 3:18 pm to
Not so fast.

"LSU can't carry UT's jock as an institution. It's a poor state with limited resources that loves to drown their existence in food and alcohol. Everytime there's a big natural disaster we get their coonasses crossing the border in droves because there's no opportunities in that state. Trump and the Texas governor keep talking about a border wall at the Rio Grande, when what we really need is a border wall at the Sabine."

When we've had problems, those various Cajun Navy boys have been here bright and early to help out. Including Ike, Harvey and many others, and most recently in Kerrville during the Guadalupe disaster here in Central Texas (I live in the Hill Country near Pipe Creek.) I respect that we are generally good neighbors to each other. Houston opened their doors hugely in Katrina, and lots of metro/poor NOLA never left afterwards.

Don't like real spicy stuff or seafood, so most of their cuisine is lost on me. But Cafe Au Lait and beignets at Cafe Du Monde is still a must for me each time I roll through NOLA. And a lot of those French heritage coon-arse woman are something to behold. Not Texas women mind you, but not too far behind. They can manage to be both demure and spicy.

So I respect me a bit about those crazy Cajuns. And minus all the worst of their posters/trollers and alts on here, I respect LSU athletics...

:cheers:

re: Reveille X loses an eye

Posted by UrTexHorn on 7/24/25 at 12:50 pm to
Was she out drinking from Mimir's well? Oh the price we pay for knowledge and wisdom.

Would that make her the All-father among dogs now? Odin Reveille X?

All jokes aside, wish her well.

re: Texas A&M 2025 Projection

Posted by UrTexHorn on 6/30/25 at 1:24 pm to
"100% chance A&M is a weird cult that everyone laughs at."

:bow:

re: The fake humility of Tiger fans

Posted by UrTexHorn on 6/19/25 at 4:24 pm to
Dude, I doubt you are a Texas alum, but if by sad chance you are, STFU!!

:spank:

To righteously annoyed LSU fans, keep up the good work. Glad to see somebody is getting the job done...you drunken coonazzes

:cheers:
"What is your point? That because it's rare, no action should be taken? Murder is statistically very rare. By your logic we should just clear the books of murder statutes. Unarmed black men getting killed by white cops is so statistically rare as to be almost non-existent. Somehow, I doubt you were thumping the tub against all the leftist/BLM violence during the Summer of Floyd.

Yes, it's rare. It's also an issue that highlights the values of a society. It speaks to who we are as a people. The vast majority of our country is opposed to the evil of the transgender movement and how it, at its core, is anti-female."

I wish that I had more than one upvote to offer you. Bravo!!

:cheers:
And Thank God!!!

:cool:

Thought they might go and do something stupid or rash.

They've got a winner. :dude:

Just beware the ides of Mighty Mizzou...and they will begin the roller coaster climb.

:nana:

re: poor aggy

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/19/25 at 7:19 am to
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"all they do is suck"


Which is why they are so popular at truck stop glory holes?

:rotflmao:

re: Can't stop laughing at Aggy

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/12/25 at 1:48 pm to
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Need to see if any Qatari royals bet on the games.

How else are we going to pay off jumbo?



Winner of the internet for the day. Have an upvote...
:cheers:

re: Is it too Earley to...

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/12/25 at 6:45 am to
Seems like the topic should be switching subject titles. From too Earley, to too late.

Now I almost feel kinda sad for our poooor Lil' brothers. Humiliations galore... :banghead:

re: Is it too Earley to...

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/10/25 at 10:13 pm to
The only thing more amusing is kissing the next game away as well, giving Misery not only its first two wins, but now ithe series as well, and all in Aggieland to boot!

Just. Too. Delicious.

Guess buying out this coach won't at least cost another 70M. Wait. Extend Earley another ten years. Then you can fire him. Would that work better in the AGGIE patented method??

:bow:

re: Is it too Earley to...

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/10/25 at 8:27 am to
Perhaps. But at least we lost to respectable Arkie and closing strong Gators squads.

And sad Lil' bro lost to... zero and 24??

Ouch. Kinda different things, I'd suggest.

Is it too Earley to...

Posted by UrTexHorn on 5/10/25 at 8:13 am
talk about the amusement of losing to 0-24?"

Oh my...

:rotflmao:

re: Aggie action figure

Posted by UrTexHorn on 4/22/25 at 2:08 pm to
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I don't typically imagine Texas fans having three legs.


They don't call me Mr. Tripod for nothing. Just sayin'...

re: Prettiest SEC States

Posted by UrTexHorn on 4/1/25 at 10:46 am to
"The best part of Texas I ever saw was visiting the Gulf Coast, the rest of it not so much."

Central Texas Hill Country (San Antonio to Austin, West of I-35), From Bandera/Pipe Creek/Boerne/Fredericksburg/New Braunfels up to the West side of Austin are beautiful. Won't even bother to mention the BBQ and Tex Mex.

Big Bend and Davis mountains are gorgeous and largely unspoiled.

If you think only the coast is good here, you haven't seen nearly as much of it as you think, or you judgement meter is rather out of touch. I'll let you and others decide which of those possibilities is true.
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Rice is the best academic institution in the state of Texas.

How dare you.


Not to mention the coolest band in all of College football. They are like the Babylon Bee set to music... :bow:

:pimp:
The land thieves by a long shot. OU annoys, but they have earned respect. They are our rival.

Lil' brother is just that. Sad and pathetic, +mostly delusional. Pooooor Aggy.

re: Hi friends

Posted by UrTexHorn on 8/12/24 at 3:43 pm to
Be kind, Pio. Love hearing you speak most of the time.

We don't deserve any black magic voodoo on my horns though, please...

:cheers: