CrappyPants
Favorite team: | LSU |
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Number of Posts: | 695 |
Registered on: | 4/14/2021 |
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re: If there is an afterlife what are the first things you going to do when you get there???
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/23/24 at 9:23 am
I always thought when you go to heaven, you find out whatever you ever wanted to find out. The reasons behind everything. The unanswered questions. The turn of events that caused other events. Basically you find out everything and are all knowing. There is a bible verse. "Lean not on thine own under...
re: When Believe All Women goes wrong. It's just a Girls Trip !
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/22/24 at 2:39 pm
Its so true. These whore bitches will make up stories to save face. This happened in a forensic files episode.
This woman claimed rape and turns out a man spent years in prison because the other male DNA they found in her vagina was from someone else she was screwing and she didn't want to admit...
re: “Do not lose your life over a f***ing car!”
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/18/24 at 8:25 am
Here in Texas you can shoot them. Protecting your property. ...
re: Do you find the off-key singing in commercials these days annoying?
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/17/24 at 8:05 am
Nothing can be worse than that fat Lume bitch. "Do you have stinky underboobs, buttcracks? Do you smell after you have sex? Use my product!"
How bout you take a shower you fat bitch. She's disgusting. And she's promoting women not cleaning themselves, just rub her crap all over yourself!...
re: WTF do the police and EMTs do here?
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/16/24 at 7:57 am
That's just sad. She needs a tranquilizer and a cold bucket of water and a month long stint in a shitty rehab facility. ...
re: OT Docs — Extremely Low Temp after Seizure
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/14/24 at 10:25 am
[quote]Is this a normal type of test that the ER would have that covers a wide array of poisons?[/quote]
No. Smart doctors notice certain things like hair loss, symptoms not improving by all other measures etc and will order certain tests. People have been found to have high levels or arsenic, cy...
re: OT Docs — Extremely Low Temp after Seizure
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/14/24 at 8:07 am
Shocker. A doctor who can't figure shite out.
He needs an MRI of the brain.
He needs to see a endocrinologist to check hormone levels.
He needs to see a cardiologist for a complete work up.
Also, they can test him for viruses, poisons (yes poisons), etc. ...
re: Man stabs a group of young people as they assault him for looking for his phone in river
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/9/24 at 4:08 pm
[quote]So you think they saw the knife then attacked him? The kids were escalating the situation then decide to attack the guy holding a knife? I've done some dumb shite in my life but...…wow.
Just walk away and let it go.[/quote]
That is what normal people would do but you get into groups lik...
re: Things that you like…but shouldn’t
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/9/24 at 10:33 am
I like seeing protestors standing in the road completely get railroaded by cars.
Donuts.
Bacon.
Rainy days.
When stuff gets cancelled. Not woke cancelling. I mean like my kids sports practice getting cancelled and I don't have to go to the 150th practice of the week. ...
re: VP Harris: "Your loans will be completely forgiven regardless of income"
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/8/24 at 7:24 pm
This is absolutely out of control. They are doing anything to win. I'm surprised they don't just pull their junk out and flash it to everyone swinging it around and do a porno.
This should be illegal. Why don't the tax payers have any say as to where our fricking money goes. Its going to foreign co...
re: Why are people losing their sh*t over the solar eclipse?
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/7/24 at 7:58 am
Because people are sheep and since the media is making a huge deal, people are losing their shite. Its absolutely ridiculous to see...
re: 30 years ago today, Kurt Cobain was murdered (probably)
Posted by CrappyPants on 4/5/24 at 12:44 pm
He didn't shoot himself. Look at the evidence. Its impossible. That ugly bitch had something to do with it. ...
re: My Mom has been getting worse with her dementia
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/31/24 at 9:12 am
My grandmother went through this. Her neighbors called us one night at 3am. She was sitting on the front porch, dressed for the day, saying she was waiting for her friend to pick her up. The friend died 20 years prior.
She would also see squirrels flying around in her bedroom. There were no squirr...
re: Houston baws, how much is your water bill?
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/31/24 at 9:07 am
Houston's water department is completely inept. There is a reporter at channel 2 that is good at revealing the bullshite residents have to deal with. The new mayor is supposed to fix it but I have a feeling he's just another politician that blows smoke and won't do shite...
re: Most trashy parent thing I’ve ever seen
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/24/24 at 12:51 pm
Google Farrah Abraham with her kid and get back to me. ...
re: 7:00 am on a Saturday. Do you cut grass?
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/24/24 at 11:09 am
No that is ridiculous. I would say 8 at the earliest (when its hot summer months), 9 or later otherwise. ...
re: Ohio mom sentenced to life after leaving 18 mo. old baby to slowly starve to death…
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/21/24 at 1:45 pm
That baby. That makes me physically ill. Literally. I can't think about it. My GOD. I would do anything to have 5 minutes with that thing, alone. ...
re: They/Them afraid to return to campus after being shown the door by 71 y/o Walter Isaacson
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/14/24 at 10:58 am
[quote]quote:
They/Them
I always assume these people wet the bed at night[/quote]
They also spread feces on walls and probably masterbate in their own shite. ...
re: Shaun King and his girlfriend convert to Islam.
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/11/24 at 11:52 am
[quote]So, what will be Talcum X's new name?[/quote]
Sir Whitealot
Bleached Cock Ramadan...
re: Something you were supposed to enjoy but don’t.
Posted by CrappyPants on 3/11/24 at 7:48 am
Concerts.
Went to a Garth Brooks concert with my lady and a client and his wife. I wanted to scalp my own head by the end of the night.
That fat frick took 3 hours to come out, then played for 3 hours. Looked around about 2 hours in, everyone was having a blast, dancing, singing. Never again wi...
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