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re: Greatest choke I have ever seen
Posted by adamau on 3/29/26 at 8:29 pm to Godzilla jr
Chris Beard disagrees
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re: Woman removed from school board meeting for reading from pornographic material (NSFW)
Posted by adamau on 3/27/26 at 6:56 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Should have had a line of people to keep reading as each proceeding person was removed.
Should've run a train on that meeting
re: Isofix killed the 3-child family in America
Posted by adamau on 3/27/26 at 6:11 pm to rickgrimes
Ain't slowed LuQuita down one bit
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NO Airport Lines
YES airport lines
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Peking duck
What a bunch of jerk-offs
Better hope you're a side sleeper
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lost her life after sliding down a water slide at a tourist attraction.
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it is presumed that the woman tripped or suffered a blow that caused her fatal fall.
Sounds much more like a waterfall than a waterslide.
Girl Scouts not High on Ingenuity
Posted by adamau on 3/5/26 at 9:48 pm
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Their cookies are baked — and so are their clients!
A New Jersey Girl Scout troop set up their stand outside a cannabis dispensary in New Jersey to cash in on “munchies”-prone potheads — but steaming-mad senior leaders reportedly aren’t sweet on the idea.
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The cookies were in such high demand that some customers skipped the weed and went straight to the booth first, the outlet reported.
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The troop had planned to return Friday but it’s unclear if they still will.
Little Gals found one hell of an edge in supply and demand. Obviously not the safest move, but at the least, the genius of the idea should be celebrated.
Cookies in High Demand-NYPost
Depending on how much adventure you're looking for, there are some pretty intense ATV tours up that way. Some pretty crazy terrain running up and down those mountains.
re: 11 year old, "pop a titty out for the boys". He tried his best but failed.
Posted by adamau on 3/5/26 at 7:37 pm to Chipand2Putts
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Not quite, but modern day equivalent of Squints kissing Wendy Peffercorn?
Man, Squints not only risked a beating and potential death, but also spent more than a year concoting the perfect plan to plant a big one on the glorious miss Peffercorn.
This little dude just blurted out some bro-speak with absolutely zero risk involved. Kid couldn't carry squints' glasses.
Let me call my friend who's an expert in these things and see how injured you really are.
Not worth it. Find other titties.
re: Fortune: America is becoming the ‘uncool’ country that people want to move away from
Posted by adamau on 3/2/26 at 10:54 pm to TigerReich
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I fully support people leaving. I'm even willing to throw a few schmeckles to help them with their journey.
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A schmeckle is a dick
He said what he said
re: My Miniature Dachshund Bit Me
Posted by adamau on 3/2/26 at 8:52 pm to Missouri Waltz
Under Alabama's new law you can get the death penalty for trying to grab a little weiner.
Was the first Keg I purchased in college.
re: Most beers drank in one sitting
Posted by adamau on 2/11/26 at 10:17 pm to joeybrackishwater
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Unfortunately have been there, like wanting to crawl in a hole and bury yourself
Man, it's been more than 20 years and I've forgotten entire encyclopedia sets full of shite since then, but I'll never, ever forget those hangovers. I legitimately think I could develop full blown alzheimers and still perfectly recall that feeling.
re: Most beers drank in one sitting
Posted by adamau on 2/11/26 at 8:26 pm to joeybrackishwater
I could absolutely binge drink in college...aka I was an idiot. I couldn't begin to tell you how many it was, but there were a couple of nights we did some Adderall before we got rolling and it felt like you could never get drunk, we just kept drinking constantly until we crashed, which was well after daylight the next morning.
Those afternoons after waking involved many hours that I would have much preferred a medically induced coma or possibly even death over my present state of existence.
Those afternoons after waking involved many hours that I would have much preferred a medically induced coma or possibly even death over my present state of existence.
re: Arrr matey! People are getting scurvy from GLP-1s
Posted by adamau on 2/9/26 at 9:59 pm to Jim Rockford
Corona (Light) with lime... problem solved
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