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All that shite sounds pretty corny
Olive Oyl did kinda look like a young boy, so I could see why there was some confusion
re: Occupations with the highest divorce rates
Posted by adamau on 5/9/26 at 12:13 am to Chuck Barris
Coaches at the high school and college level have very high divorce rates.
You need to go sit in the corner
re: 1st UFO Files Released
Posted by adamau on 5/8/26 at 7:25 am to joshnorris14
The ol Golden suppository, eh
Dont go
Learn a hard skill trade and build a business
Learn a hard skill trade and build a business
re: Kindergarten Graduation
Posted by adamau on 5/6/26 at 11:24 pm to NawlinsTiger9
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Have fun with it but I ain’t comin
I'll take things wives say for $1000, Alex
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They calculated the businesses serviced about 120 men every hour of every day.
Knowing that these women are working a 12 hour day...at a national average of around 5 inches per pecker, these "ladies" are legitimately rubbing 600 feet of dick per day.
They are handling 2 football fields worth of dick every day.
Early 80s Baws still remember...
re: has anyone tried lynyrd sknyrd songs for self therapy
Posted by adamau on 5/2/26 at 11:05 pm to James11111
I did and I'm as free as a bird now
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Im not sure, but im not attracted to dogs. I can promise you that ole friend.
Ummmmm, may really want to rethink the phrasing on this one.
If your ol lady has an entire biome down there, micro or otherwise, she a hoe.
re: Another Vote in Favor of Circumcision
Posted by adamau on 4/29/26 at 10:48 pm to shutterspeed
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it looked like a banana that had been bitten from underneath.
“It’s like a big crater in it,”
Subtle brag
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Hamill was informed that he was going to need another much more invasive surgery in which they removed about four inches from the head.
Not so subtle brag
re: RIP David Allan Coe
Posted by adamau on 4/29/26 at 10:06 pm to SaintlyTiger88
The old outlaw country era is just about gone. Never be anything like those dudes again.
re: New York woman convicted for throwing dynamite at boyfriend, blowing off his hand
Posted by adamau on 4/27/26 at 8:18 am to BowDownToLSU
That pussy was the bomb
I guarantee you that demented old dude talked to his cabinets way more than 9 times in 4 years
re: Greatest choke I have ever seen
Posted by adamau on 3/29/26 at 8:29 pm to Godzilla jr
Chris Beard disagrees
re: Woman removed from school board meeting for reading from pornographic material (NSFW)
Posted by adamau on 3/27/26 at 6:56 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Should have had a line of people to keep reading as each proceeding person was removed.
Should've run a train on that meeting
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