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Location:Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
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Registered on:7/20/2007
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all powerful within those 4 walls


Can you imagine how he behaves towards others when there is NOT audio/video recording? :casty:

re: Happy 99th birthday William Daniels

Posted by Slagathor on 4/1/26 at 6:25 am to
Feeeeeeny! Fee-hee-heeeeny! :bow:
well kids, I'd love to stay and chat but someone's gotta make the transgender mice with 5 assholes :red:

re: LUNCH THREAD - Welcome back, DPH!

Posted by Slagathor on 3/24/26 at 2:13 pm to
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I have tits


take those supple milkers somewhere else, pal! we're a banana milk household.

re: LUNCH THREAD - Welcome back, DPH!

Posted by Slagathor on 3/24/26 at 2:06 pm to
glizzy = hotdog

it's a nice day, you deserve to enjoy a hotdog with your tits out. heck, we all do!

re: LUNCH THREAD - Welcome back, DPH!

Posted by Slagathor on 3/24/26 at 1:35 pm to
PAAAAAAAAIGE! me mees you :sad:

re: LUNCH THREAD - Welcome back, DPH!

Posted by Slagathor on 3/24/26 at 1:03 pm to
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Slagawhore
hey now! only my mother calls me that!
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I could set you up on a date with
ope, got plans that day, sorry!

TT, HC, MS :daughter:

re: LUNCH THREAD - Welcome back, DPH!

Posted by Slagathor on 3/24/26 at 12:49 pm to
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I hope we all get a TD fidget spinner out of the deal.


any part of Chicken can be used as a fidget spinner if you're brave enough :red:



black coffee for lunch... glad DPH is back!
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1. Username of the suspended, with a link to the their public profile page ...this is important!
2. Estimated length of suspension
3. Is this their first suspension?
4. What they did to get suspended? (please be specific and factual)
5. A pledge not to break any rule in the future
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1. gimmedatdick
2. ~52,000 hours
3. Yes.
4. Colorful observations about Iiz and SS? Is being factual and/or helpful a crime now? We used to be a country!
5. She solemnly swears on her Amway Bible and would love to tell you how you can get your own copy for less than a cup of coffee a week!
6. Other people may not know, but I know that when you say you're having 3" of banana that you really mean 3" not man-measurement 3" because you really really know what 3" is. :smokin:
in FL, barn cats have to be a tenor
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One does not question royalty.


Barons aren't considered royalty



WHY DO YOU HATE OUR SWEET BARN CAT SO MUCH?!! :wah:
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That cat does need to lose his nuts


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Coffee von thundermittens


fastest biscuit maker in the tri-state area... put some respek on his name :lol:
good afternoon, party people

black coffee, 325K

my name suggestion: Reptar
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Eating Mexican with the Canadian tonight





black coffee and some fruit snacks I found in my purse :red:
We’re in the shade, thank Dolly Parton
Section 107, the one with the signs “Who’s your Big Poppa” and “pucker up & kiss that baby goodbye”

Need alert, me :lol:
In the uber now heading over :red:

I made a sign, hope they let me bring it in :lol:
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They can’t invent an automatic door closer?


or charge a penalty? or make a refundable deposit or something?