Favorite team:US Army 
Location:Moody, AL
Biography:Child of the 50’s and 60’s
Interests:Wife, grandchildren, sex, 2nd amendment
Occupation:Retired Civil Service
Number of Posts:551
Registered on:1/1/2019
Online Status:Not Online

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We used to get the "TripTiks " from AAA. :usa:
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because of their gender.


My 12th grade English teacher (XXL black woman) said, in class, "Remember, words have gender, people have sex!) Class dismissed.
Bought my '18 Silverado through Carvana in 2022. I traded in a '15 Highlander with 42k miles. They matched my trade-in offer from Carmax. The entire buy deal was seamless and easy. Truck had some hidden body damage that they didn't disclose. I only found it the first time it rained and the back seat got wet from water coming in at the high brake light. Body shop guy said it looked like a large tree limb. He also said it appeared whoever repaired it used a rattle can for paint. Carvana refused to repair it. I'll never use them again. YMMV.
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If you live near a 7 Brew.....you don't go to Starbucks anymore, unless you like unfriendly baristas that probably want to shoot you in the neck, a slow drive thru, and burnt coffee beans.


We have a 7 Brew directly across the highway from Starbucks. The line at 7 Brew normally circles the building (2 lane drive through), while maybe 2-3 cars at Starbucks.
Thanks for the correction. Can't always trust the innerwebs.

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holy shite jaye p Morgan is still alive she’s 93


She was pure smoke in days of yore. :pimp:
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Adolescent me used to get horny over Jaye P. Morgan. I'm pretty sure she flashed her tits on an episode


That was actually "The Gong Show Movie." And, yes, they were spectacular.
Both my wife's car and my truck are black. We pay the monthly fee for unlimited washes. They get washed at least once a week. Going on 2 years, no blemishes noticed. ??
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If I can offer some solace to the males in here who are green with envy…. A friend who runs in our circle is known for having a 10 inch hog.

He will be the first to tell you it is a burden, there’s only so many tall women with big pussies who can handle that thing

Imagine fricking a hot girl and only being able to put in about 60-75% of your dick inside every time


If you have a problem making contact with the cervix (and who doesn't) try different positions so that you actually penetrate above the cervix. Go on, ask me how I know. :pimp: :dude:

re: Pictures from days gone by....

Posted by poppa1254 on 8/13/25 at 11:28 am to


Shoulder belt would have snuggled right in there.
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Never hand cranked one but when I was a kid my grandfather had a Ford truck with a floor-mounted starter switch. I used to think that was cool as heck

My Dad's '53 Buick 8 started by pressing the accelerator.
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The State really needs to omit OT pay from the retirement pay calculation.


Feds use only base pay (high 3) when calculating retirement benefits. At least, they did 19 years ago when I left.
I have the exact same problem with my Whirlpool 3 door. I'm following this to see if your fix works. :dunno:

re: Why is there a Spruce Hall at LSU?

Posted by poppa1254 on 7/21/25 at 4:18 pm to
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Why do people drive on a parkway, then park on a driveway?

How come mankind isn't, and freeways aren't?
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Is this like saying sex and gender aren’t the same thing?


My 12th grade English teacher once said, "Remember, class, words have gender, people have sex."

Ended class that day. :pimp:


She knows a d!ck ain't square :pimp:
Not a murder house, but the first house Mrs poppa and I had was a suicide house. Lady locked her 2 kids in their bedrooms, then shot herself through the neck in her bed. I cleaned up the blood and patched the bullet hole in the wall. :yack:
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I think there would be a lot of people pissed off if they learned what everyone around them makes.


I worked for the Fed Gov for over 32 years. The pay scales for every position are public. Yes, there were lots of people in higher grades than me that did sod all. But I retired (19 years ago) in the highest technical grade there was. So, I got that going for me. :nana: :usa: