
CoolBamaUserName
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | Alabama |
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| Number of Posts: | 45 |
| Registered on: | 12/22/2018 |
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re: Best Posters of the SEC Rant thread
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 6:47 pm to Choctaw
I nominate old HotWater/ColdWater. HWCW was probably the greatest poster that ever lived. He was always going on about the hot water and the cold water being backwards in his house.
He'd hit the cold faucet and hot water would come out and he'd be like, eeeek. He'd turn the hot water on and cold water would come out and he'd tell us how he'd be like "ohhhhhhh shitttttt".
HWCW was an intellectual heavyweight in many subjects and well versed in a diversity of topics. But, he could always seem like the common man when talking about his hot water and cold water.
Good times.
He'd hit the cold faucet and hot water would come out and he'd be like, eeeek. He'd turn the hot water on and cold water would come out and he'd tell us how he'd be like "ohhhhhhh shitttttt".
HWCW was an intellectual heavyweight in many subjects and well versed in a diversity of topics. But, he could always seem like the common man when talking about his hot water and cold water.
Good times.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 6:35 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Just so you are aware that your plan isn’t going to work:
- you want me to accuse you of being ____
- you will then respond as ___ claiming to not be this alt
- you will try to get me banned
What you are doing right now, in the post I am responding to, is trolling.
Stop trolling, troll. Stop creating alters to respond to yourself. Grow up. Drink a 12 pack of Natty Lite, take a drive, enjoy yourself. Develop a hobby other than trolling Bama fans.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 6:26 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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RA’d and emailed.
Please stop trolling.
Please stop trolling the board and being so particularly focused on one topic. A good troll isn't so limited.
And bringing in your alter, The Ultimate Warrior, in the very same thread as backup isn't a very good tactic.
Monotony trolling is boring.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 6:08 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Most find my posts entertaining, which is the purpose of this board. I get along with most everyone here.
I’m sorry you don’t like my posts. However, it is easy to avoid them. Please stop attacking me.
Thank you and good day.
Many trolls are funny; what is your point? You are a troll. That is all you do here and that is your only purpose, to troll Alabama fans.
You don't talk normally, you don't interact, you don't discuss things. You troll.
Not only that but, your button is stuck and you have limited trolling capability due to being an obsessed and narrow-visioned troll.
Without 44-16 related posts, your entire post count amounts to 357 posts. I disagree that the purpose of this board, as you say, is to be a funny troll.
Now you are at least pivoting to the victim angle and claiming I am attacking you. That, at least, shows that you are capable of concentrating on more than one topic. Do some victimized .gifs and branch out a bit.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 6:03 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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Bingo. Hopefully the mods will not only ban this new alter, but also the user creating them.
Your alter, The Ultimate Warrior, only responds to you and you only respond to it. Now you are posting weird looking cartoon Bama avatars and having a conversation with yourself about it.
What does it mean? What does that mean?
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 5:38 pm to Box Geauxrilla
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This took you more than 10 minutes. You can lie and say it was less, but you know the truth.
Even so, 10 consecutive minutes is longer than I have ever spent of my personal time thinking about Alabama, unless LSU is playing them in a game.
This is pathetic kid, LSU is swimming around in your head rent free.
No, really, 10 minutes. I told you it was nothing more than a few pix I Googled and then cloned on top of each other. It's just one layer, for God's sake.
As far as you never taking more than 10 minutes on anything Alabama related, I'm not so sure about that.
It probably took you 15 or 20 minutes just to type out your post to me. That invalidates you argument right off the bat.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 5:35 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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He’s an alter.
Use the request admin feature to report.
Alters are ruining this site.
I'm going to report you for lying and being a troll. No more trolling.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 5:27 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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You just made that up
You whole persona is a troll identity. It's all you are and all you do. I am scrolling through your posts and am fascinated by the crushing lack of life that you exhibit here.
Some other posters may be mean, may be sarcastic, may be arrogant here and there and get in their quips and barbs. That is normal on any message board.
But you are different. 94.8 percent of your total post count is dedicated to the numbers 44-16 and the harassment of Bama posters, period.
That is all you are and all you do. I'm surprised you haven't been banned, frankly. It seems that you are given leeway other posters may not receive.
Clemson posters aren't even fans of an SEC team so, it is puzzling.
re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 5:10 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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The board would never support a flame thread.
Based on the 29 upvotes vs 4 downvotes, this is not a flame thread. Though I appreciate your concern.
I am forced to RA you as an alter however, as you meet most of the requirements highlighted in my book 'To Catch An Alter'.
It is nothing personal, purely precautionary.
After examining your post history, I have found you to be a troll and a flamer. A flaming troll is not allowed on this board so, I will have to report you. It's the rules.
Out of your last 1868 posts, 1789 of them have been Clemson related trolls using the score of 44-16 as bait to disrupt the board and harass Bama fans.
Your behavior here, especially from a Clemson fan, should not be allowed.
You have no conversational skills and your only purpose is to ridicule, disrupt, and harass. You have not had a normal discussion with anyone here, ever, because you seemingly lack the ability to have a conversation.

re: Today is 4/4/19... I vote to make April 4th an SEC Rant holiday
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 3:52 pm to WilliamTaylor21
According to the rules of the board, this post seems to fall under the category of Flame.
I think I shall be required to do something called an RA.
I think I shall be required to do something called an RA.
re: Breaking: Wade has hired Bruce Pearls attorney and standoff with admin looks to be over
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 3:49 pm to Tuscaloosa
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There is already a thread that covers this. Please do not clutter the board. Thank you.
I agree. This seems like a thread that should have been placed on TigerRant.
I've been looking over the forum's layout and I think the board called TigerRant is for LSU specific threads.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 3:06 pm to Box Geauxrilla
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I couldn’t imagine spending so much time photoshopping a corn dog.
A poster that has over 10,000 posts on a message board and has been a member of said message board for 6 years out of his life simply can't imagine someone spending 10 minutes on a work of divine inspiration?
You just can't imagine it? I mean, even if you try to think about it really hard? If you concentrate and zone in just on that single thought, you still just can't imagine it?
Nothing comes to you? Not even a glimmer or slice of beginning to visualize someone creating an image for a message board? Anything?
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 4:29 am to djrunner
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Trans Am
A '77 Firebird Trans Am W72? We can all take the year off after selling the ones in our front yards for about $180,000, Bama fans. Rejoice and take a vacation.
Gold mines in our front yard!
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 4:24 am to Dalosaqy
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24/7
Wrong. It just took about 10 minutes to make that. 8 minutes of that time was just googling up the images.
And then, instead of just pasting them onto the original corndog, I clicked clone on the image and then cloned parts of the images onto the corndog.
This gave a little more flexibility with overlap, size selection, reduced # of layers, etc...
Example:
Free to any LSU fan to use as a signature file.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/4/19 at 3:44 am to WilliamTaylor21
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I guess Altie/Tusc weren’t cool enough Bama usernames.
SAD.
This doesn't make sense to me because I'm, naturally, not wrapped up in whatever you are because I'm new here and not a lonely, bored, everyone is the same poster type nut.
If you begin harassing me with ludicrous nonsense, I will not hesitate to report you.
HAPPY
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 11:24 pm to antibarner
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Enough said LOL
After she did this, it was clear she was one of the funniest and smartest women in the world.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 11:20 pm to The_Ultimate_Warrior
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Definitely A little suspicious, dont you think?
First you post a huge picture of one of Alabama's old basketball coaches and now you use the phrase A Little as some type of weird code?
What does any of that mean? This is a weird place with strange posters.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 11:12 pm to Cadello
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Yes I went deep undercover in 2007.
I thought so. I figured you were an alter trying to shift attention away from yourself by accusing others.
Either that, or one of those morons who believe that out of the 385,000 posters here, every single new poster is an alter that is stalking them because they are so important and there are no new posters.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 10:44 pm to Evolved Simian
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It's funny watching the loser corndogs melt over this.
Jesus Christ, they are fricking morons.
I don't know why they don't like corndogs. It's a pretty good mascot, actually.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 10:42 pm to ibldprplgld
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When I said "sad," I wasn't referring to your mood. Try and keep up.
The situation is happy also. Thanks for loving my corndog.
re: The Corndog of Glory
Posted by CoolBamaUserName on 4/3/19 at 10:41 pm to Cadello
Are you an alter?
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