BleedOrangeBlue

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I live less than a mile from the stadium and can see it from the front of my neighborhood. We had 1.5 of rain on Thursday , 3.25 Friday and .5 after midnight. You have no clue what you are talking about.

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Thank you. That's extremely useful information for the upcoming SEC investigation. Now we know they were even tapping into fire hydrants in residential areas to make sure they could soak the field.

I'd be furious that I was part of the collateral damage if I was you. What if a house had caught on fire in your subdivision Saturday morning and all the hydrants were in use?

We're talking manslaughter charges if that indirectly led to someone's death -- murder if it directly did. People joke about programs getting the death penalty for cheating, but LSU is taking it to extremes when death penalty actually refers to potential criminal charges.

I'm sure he'll apologize anytime now...

You obviously didn't read my posts yesterday or today. I fully expected Auburn to lose.

I'm actually being extremely good natured about it. Evidently sarcasm is no longer appreciated here, or some LSU fans can't laugh at themselves.

I've made several serious posts in other threads. I think it was a good game and Burrow played incredibly well considering the pressure he was under. If anything, LSU only scoring 23 was the result of some poor playcalling, and some bad gambles by the coaches. Burrow was lights out fantastic.

I've already said more than 20 times today that Auburn lost because of poor execution and for no other reason.

I have friends that are big donors to TAF, and I hang out with a number of LSU fans offline. They all have better senses of humor than some of the LSU posters here that are getting legitimately upset about parodying how some LSU fans melt after a tough loss.

They somehow think the QB who's 4th in QBR is going to leapfrog all the other Heisman contenders because MUH LSU.

What's funny is how some LSU fans are so conspiracy prone and whiny that they can't even identify obvious parody of their own BS.

David Crum from Kent State, Kyle Trask from Florida, and Garrett Shrader from Mississippi State all put up better QB numbers vs Auburn than Burrow did. More yards per attempt, more touchdowns (Crum tied Burrow with just 1 TD), and less interceptions.

Then you have to adjust Burrow's numbers to take into account that LSU's offensive line brazenly held on probably 30 out of Burrow's 42+ dropbacks.

Mississippi State and Florida also scored as many (or more) points against Auburn as LSU did.

More intriguing is the tidbit I picked up from an AU source who attended the game. It rained less than a quarter of an inch in Baton Rouge on Saturday morning (before 6am), and there was only around an inch of rain on Thursday and Friday. Yet the field looked like it had received 5+ inches of rain and was in piss poor shape.

There's a strong suspicion that LSU wet the field repeatedly with fire hoses so they could slow down Auburn's pass rush. Dunno if that's true, but Auburn had been told the field had good drainage and had to scramble to adjust footwear after warm-ups.

Right. At worst. At best? Burrow gets sacked.

I agree there was a bad PI call on LSU. The refs also missed multiple holds that went in LSU's favor as did the 3rd down and goal spot, and that late 3rd down forward progress spot that had to be reviewed.

No one is pretending that LSU didn't have a few bad calls -- penalty or otherwise -- during the game.

And I've already said it elsewhere, but Auburn has their opportunities and blew almost all of them. That's not on anyone but Auburn.

However, it is true that from about the 2nd quarter through the end of the 3rd quarter that LSU's O-line was holding with reckless abandon. Spare me the bullshite about there being holding on every play. Everyone is well aware of that. What people don't like is when there are multiple blatant and egregious holds that don't get called.

The officiating didn't cost Auburn the game. Their execution on offense, particularly at the QB position, is what cost them the game.

But, for LSU fans to pretend like they didn't get away with some egregious holds is beyond ridiculous. If a team had kept holding a stellar LSU D-line like LSU did to Auburn's, there'd be a GoFundMe with 100k in for billboards on the front page of the Rant right now.

I think all most people are saying is to stop being fricking hypocrites.

You should definitely go call Charles Barkley a fig to his face.

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The asterisk where this game would’ve been iced if the refs call Nix’s fumble a fumble instead of an incomplete pass.

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Is that you Coach O? Can someone translate this post to English?

Where should we place the asterisk whenever we list this game?

Only LSU fans should respond since they're the ones with the most experience using an * to notate all the games they've been cheated out of.

Want to make sure we get this right. LSU's extensive experience in this area should be quite useful.