UnitedFruitCompany

Favorite team:Stanford 
Location:Bay Area
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Number of Posts:1986
Registered on:11/12/2018
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re: Gas lines and bank runs - UnitedFruitCompany
People are rational 10% of the time and irrational 90% of the time. But, according to them it's the other way. We are fricked. I don't care what anyone says. Unless grace and a more prevalent faith in Almighty God come back in abundance we are due for a reset no one wants to experience. ...
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re: Is the Colonial Pipeline attack just to drum up support for Biden's unpopular bill? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Many posters questioned the great toilet paper shortage of '20, and the attention it received from MSM/SM, and then wondered the ramifications if the same type "crisis" was generated for fuel. The last thing the administration needs is a run on gas. IF this shutdown is as serious as some be...
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re: Still NO update on Colonial Pipeline Shutdown. Dem GaG Order? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]No word from Colonial to our folks about restarting as of this morning.[/quote] Your guidance on this has been much appreciated. Getting better news and updates from you than anyone in the MSM. Well done and, if its not too much trouble, please keep it up for the board! You are doing the l...
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re: How many wedding koozies do you have from since divorced couples? - UnitedFruitCompany
Ive got 3. 2 from marriages that failed because one of the participants found out the other played for the other team AFTER the wedding. NTTIAWWT...
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re: Still NO update on Colonial Pipeline Shutdown. Dem GaG Order? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]So she’s going to offer oral favors to the hackers?[/quote] No man. They're going to put her on one end of the pipeline and she'll suck start it back to life.... ...
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re: Beautiful form on the golf course w MAGA - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]That means Barron will be aa professional athlete of some sort.[/quote] Word on the street is he was getting pretty high up in the DC united academy while they were in DC. Allegedly a less clumsy looking Peter Crouch. ...
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re: Cyberattack forces shutdown of largest refined gasoline pipeline in the United States - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]The amount of criticial infrastructure that runs on ancient software and systems would be terrifying in people actually knew.[/quote] Want to make a small fortune? Learn tortoise. Seriously. The amount of "boomers" retiring who hard coded critical shite (most of which probably required thei...
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re: Wives and unnecessary advice/words. - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Have mother over to cook for her and wife. Instead of just chatting and minding own fricking business, wifes suddenly a pro at what I should cook with etc. Amazing knowledge from someone who never cooks and cooks like a yankee when she does. STFU and enjoy your stupid Mothers day meal.[/quote]...
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re: Carjacking gone right...2 teens in critical condition... - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Ferguson said the crash involved a light pole, t[/quote] Well, somewhere, the dread locks of doom is shaking his head. ...
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re: China’s greenhouse gas emissions exceed output of developed countries...combined - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Look at the brown air in the picture. That's some nasty shite. [/quote] Y'all should have seen our cities before cars and sewers. Horses shite. A lot. Now imagine all of that lying around, after a rain storm in July in Nola. Pittsburgh and Detroit before they got their act together look...
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re: The cost of rental cars is too damn high - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Rental companies liquidated a lot of their fleet last year, and now the chip shortage is causing a shortage of new cars. [/quote] Fact. Every car I've rented recently (5 since February) have had at least 30k miles. I've never seen that in my life. Maybe one here or there but that many? Cr...
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re: May LDWF commission meeting, snapper season? - UnitedFruitCompany
I have the TL;DR version of the meeting if anyone is interested: They still want us to sweat our asses off at the boat ramp. They want the good spots to be parking lots. The red snapper is big and fat like my ex wife. ...
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re: I cant stop watching the video of a store clerk cracking a wine bottle over dudes head - UnitedFruitCompany
Shades of Gatti-Ward I 9th round. Lol. ...
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re: Been on an unplanned spending spree the last couple month thanks in part to this damn site - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]chainsaw and hedge trimmer thanks to home/garden board[/quote] I woke up after reading yet another lumber is too damn high thread and bought an lx25 portable sawmill. Or at least I wanted to until I saw it was an "entry level" model. So, being the OT baller I am, I went ahead and splurged ...
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re: Another Billionaire divorces: Bill Gates - UnitedFruitCompany
Bruh. Six pages and no, "Jody is still undefeated" comment? I am disappoint. ...
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re: Where is the Stoooone.... - UnitedFruitCompany
Shits himself when you put him in the ring. Poke him with a stick and watch his bollocks grow...
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Where is the Stoooone.... - UnitedFruitCompany
Rewatching Snatch tonight. Guy Richie's amazing british crime saga. The stone heist in the beginning is a scene I've always loved. Watching it tonight though and I had a thought..... How did they get out? They went through like 7 security doors. Does one of the guys not buzz security the second ...
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re: Missing Submarine - UnitedFruitCompany
Lol @ argentina having subs. What, do they need to periodically check on the rest of their fleet at the bottom of the ocean?...
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re: MCU question. Re:snap How many do you think still died anyway? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]I’d say Thanos is fricked if you reset it to the moment Thor hit him with Stormbreaker.[/quote] Still don't know how he took a fricking ax right to the heart and lived to make a bad arse soup a few days later. ...
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