UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3978 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Iranian Ex-President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad killed in the U.S./Israeli strikes.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 3/1/26 at 5:24 pm to PhilipMarlowe
The brother getting so hard over being called an attaché in the pilot had me dying.
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re: Jimmy’s Famous Seafood continues its generational GFY run
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/26/26 at 12:38 pm to Kinderman
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They also confirmed they were going to start selling “Go frick Yourself” shirts tomorrow with all proceeds going towards Folds of Honor, which provides educational scholarships to spouses and children of America's fallen and disabled military service-members and first responders.
Wendy's twitter team nods in approval.
re: Major new report on global trends in mental health
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/26/26 at 11:00 am to Scruffy
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People have been screaming this to the high heavens for the past decade.
The executives at the social media companies don't let their kids use their products. Thats on record and really all you need to know about the situation.
Those folks don't openly brag about that anymore given all the evidence that has popped up but they've known about how bad this shite is for you for a long time.
I don't see entergy executives telling their kids not to turn the light on. Sure, their incompetence might make it to where they CANT turn the light on, but they would never tell them to not turn it on.
re: Literary stalwart James Joyce’s beautiful love letter to his wife, December 8, 1909
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/23/26 at 11:10 pm to La Place Mike
She liked to take it in the arse. Before it was fashionable.
re: One thing kids today don't have: midnight movies
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/23/26 at 2:02 pm to prplhze2000
First time i saw American psycho was midnight movie situation in college. It was a thing. Hate that it's not anymore
re: Gavin Newsom is Completely Different Around White People
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/23/26 at 1:27 pm to jammajin
YOU LACE CURTAIN IRISH frick
re: Official USA Hockey Celebration Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 11:26 pm to FairhopeTider
"you guys want to come to the state of the union Tuesday night?"
"can you come get us from Miami Tuesday morning?"
Fooking legends
"can you come get us from Miami Tuesday morning?"
Fooking legends
re: Official USA Hockey Celebration Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 5:13 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
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“OH MAMA DON’T YOU CRYYYYY”
More a Juniors things. You know those guys are POUNDING the beers .
re: One of the most American sports videos ever
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 5:09 pm to hawgfaninc
Yall would love Bucky (the goalie). he is a MI baw through and through.
The jets social media does these funny preflight videos where they ask the guys random shite. One time, they were asking the lads what they were good at outside of hockey. Most said Xbox, golf, etc. bucky?
"What else? Fishing."
Total Baw.
The jets social media does these funny preflight videos where they ask the guys random shite. One time, they were asking the lads what they were good at outside of hockey. Most said Xbox, golf, etc. bucky?
"What else? Fishing."
Total Baw.
re: Shia LeBouef is on an all-time crash out
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 3:54 pm to SEC Doctor
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Arrested just before Mardi Gras in New Orleans for trying to drunk fight everyone. He was back on Bourbon Street the next day after bailing out.
Yesterday, he was arrested again in Houma (about an hour away from New Orleans) for getting in a bar fight.
He really hasnt been the same since /pol found his flag in the middle of a field using nothing but flight patterns and a guy honking his horn.
re: Pray for Americans in the Mexican beach resorts
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 3:47 pm to djrunner
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Worried about our flight tomorrow. We are not getting much news so keep me informed on what is happening...
Honkus can tell you what the next 48 hours of your life will be like, most likely.
All the major carriers have suspended operations. At least for today. The cartels have a 5pm deadline to have their demands met or they will start invading hotels with Americans. Guess you need to sit and wait to see how that plays out.
If they actually are stupid enough to take American hostages, you can forget about southwest flying anytime soon. O, and dont let them take you to the next location if the cartel tries to kidnap you.
Godspeed. truly. scary shite.
re: TEAM USA WINS GOLD | USA 2 Canada 1 FINAL/OT | Gold Medal Game | Olympic Hockey
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 1:06 pm to GeauxPanthers2
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Guess he didn't realize Hughes was in the slot?
Just like none of our guys saw him alone in front of the crease when he won the 4 nations in OT. Seems fitting, honestly.
re: “The gold medal USA hockey won outside of Lake Tahoe in 1960”
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 12:50 pm to Cosmo
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Tirico wont say Squaw Valley smh
He sure as frick knows what a carpet race is though!
re: TEAM USA WINS GOLD | USA 2 Canada 1 FINAL/OT | Gold Medal Game | Olympic Hockey
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 12:30 pm to Translator
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And this other thing Canadians are bitching about. The supposed too many men on the ice
They need to bitch about Mackinnon trying to shoot a point blank laser on a damn near empty net past Bucky towards the end of the 3rd. Our goalie was so in his head he thought he had to shoot it that hard to make it and ended up missing the net entirely.
re: Why is being a Black Owned Business still a thing?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 12:11 pm to CSinLC
Whenever I see a sign like this I wonder if the owner knows African Americans owned more businesses before the Civil Rights Act than after.
re: Already enjoyed hockey but now these Olympics have made be fully embrace.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 11:36 am to poncho villa
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Helly plays for a canadian team so wouldn't recommend them.
Going to be so many confused faces when I wear my Bucky Jets jersey on the hill today lol.
re: Jack Hughes is a great American and loves our country
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 11:29 am to maizegoblue
If someone doesn’t take a picture of Jack Hughes biting his gold medal with that broken tooth it’ll be a failure of epic proportions
re: TEAM USA WINS GOLD | USA 2 Canada 1 FINAL/OT | Gold Medal Game | Olympic Hockey
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 11:03 am to MSUDawg98
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will be hard to top beating our 51st state.
Alberta blowing up Trump’s cell phone. Can’t wait to see that magnificent bastards shite post about this.
re: TEAM USA WINS GOLD | USA 2 Canada 1 FINAL/OT | Gold Medal Game | Olympic Hockey
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 10:51 am to JoeyP239
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Fitting that the guy that lost his teeth wins the game
NBA player would have needed an immediate airlift to the nearest hospital. Hockey player finishes his shift and then later the game!! USA USA USA!!!!
re: TEAM USA WINS GOLD | USA 2 Canada 1 FINAL/OT | Gold Medal Game | Olympic Hockey
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/22/26 at 8:51 am to Tiger in NY
“If there’s one guy who can talk a stamp off an envelope its Brad Marchand”. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Commentators are on fire in this game.
I’ll take 1-1 going into the 3rd. US just needs to keep playing clean D and get a bit more aggressive when they have the puck.
Retract my statement on Bucky as well. He’s made some incredible saves!
Commentators are on fire in this game.
I’ll take 1-1 going into the 3rd. US just needs to keep playing clean D and get a bit more aggressive when they have the puck.
Retract my statement on Bucky as well. He’s made some incredible saves!
re: The Alcohol Industry Lost $830 Billion In the Last 4 Years, Thanks Largely to Gen Z
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 2/21/26 at 5:43 pm to RLDSC FAN
frick the alcohol industry. Those guys got filthy rich during covid while mom and pop businesses went under.
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