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UnitedFruitCompany

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re: Midgrade babe thread part two NSFW - UnitedFruitCompany
[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FiRyKwbWYAkWLFc?format=jpg&name=large[/img] Literally the only one who isn't morbidly obese. Also, kind of want. ...
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re: Elon Musk finds propaganda shirts that were meant for employees to wear at Twitter HQ - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]by some poor African child..[/quote] There's a little African child trapped in me.......
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re: Just a reminder for all you bigots that Millennials are happy to be childless - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Gotta be female on top. I can't think of any other way it would work[/quote] Usually involves 2x4s and or a coffee table with the glass from the middle missing. See, you need to get the fupa out of the way or it'll never work. ...
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re: Lainey Wilson....Baskin, Louisiana - UnitedFruitCompany
I would buy her a drink at a fancy hotel bar. ...
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re: WWL reporting that Hubig's Pies are being delivered to stores tomorrow. - UnitedFruitCompany
If they were 3.50 it would be the most ot shite ever...
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re: Pet Peeves: Around the house edition - UnitedFruitCompany
Putting garbage cans in front of the mailbox. Or by it. Like, shite man, the mailman's gonna deal with that tomorrow. Do you not have sympathy?...
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re: my cat is dumb LNST - UnitedFruitCompany
I had a cat once. Cleaning ladies at my place cornered a mouse in the bathroom and said you deal with it. Pfft, no problem I thought. Have a cat. Come here cat and eat this fricking mouse. I put her in the bathroom and what happens? The mouse JUMPS at her face and frags her nose. Cat wants nothing to...
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re: New Orleans Mayor takes a break from her fifth trip of the year for important issues.. - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]How many cocktails would it take before she fell in 6 feet of water and couldn’t make it out?[/quote] Fat floats so quite a few, I imagine. ...
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re: Did the Dude and Walter make the finals? - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]I would like to this so too..... BUT[/quote] BUT HE"S A PEDERAST DUDE...
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re: Any Busch Light drinkers here? - UnitedFruitCompany
gold tops during deer season or gtfo...
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re: SI Article: NBA has a problem with cussing - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Did they not watch the games when Garnett was trash talking everyone?[/quote] He called a guy with Alopecia a Cancer Patient. As in, "I cant believe you are letting a cancer patient beat you tonight"...
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re: OT Take on LBJ - UnitedFruitCompany
"I've gotten more pussy on accident than he ever got on purpose" -LBJ talking about JFK to a friend when discussing the latter's alleged sexual prowess. ...
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re: May be time to dust off the Bug Out Bags and gear, things may get messy. - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]Cliff notes?[/quote] EMP knocks out power to the entire US. Society breaks down almost overnight. Story is about living through that with no end in sight. Based on a military studies commissioned by the house of reps to see what would happen in that scenario. It's a pretty scary book h...
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re: May be time to dust off the Bug Out Bags and gear, things may get messy. - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]I’ve always felt like I could catch enough catfish to feed an army but I wonder in that situation, would it be safe to leave your property? Would it be safe to stay on your property? I wonder how it would play out.[/quote] Read "One Second After" if you want a good idea of how it would go....
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re: BRITISH young lads love the New Iberia Haircut - UnitedFruitCompany
I blame Peaky Blinders. Basically every baw on that show is rocking a NIHC; the best haircut in the world. ...
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re: Biden apparently bitched out the journalists on Air Force One on the way to Kimmel - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]There is growing frustration by the president and his family that he is not receiving the kind of generally more positive coverage they believe he deserves — that too often attention is focused on staff turnover and poor poll numbers and not a robust jobs market and America’s relatively stron...
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re: The Boys Season 3 Spoilers - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote] I think we’ll see Stormfront again, maybe Vaderized.[/quote] Werent they using that one supe with Gecko powers to test healing serums based on his regenerative powers? I always thought they would use this on her. ...
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re: 'Prey' Official Trailer | Hulu | Prequel to the Predator franchise - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]The Predators movie with Adrian Brody might be my favorite guilty pleasure of all time.[/quote] The samurai sword fight totally made up for not showing that when Billy made his last stand. Was really well done too!...
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re: Shakira is about to be back on the market - UnitedFruitCompany
[quote]That woman better be one of the hottest women on the planet or that dude is a grade A tard[/quote] he's been a pro soccer player (Spain) since 19. Women ten times hotter than her throw themselves at these guys like nothing over there. And he's a world cup champ. ...
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