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| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Whose acting career would you be most proud of when looking at their movie roles?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/23/26 at 7:08 pm to SaintTiger80
Going to go a different way here. Im thinking depth and breadth; range, you know?
And so, for me, the answer is John C. Reilly.
He was in Both Talladega and Boogie Nights.
And so, for me, the answer is John C. Reilly.
He was in Both Talladega and Boogie Nights.
re: What's your thoughts on the movie Point Break?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/23/26 at 7:04 pm to AUFANATL
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But I've always wondered how much influence James Cameron had on the movie. He was married to the director at the time and wasn't doing much else so it's always been rumored that he was a hidden script doctor and producer of the movie while letting her take the credit.
He practically wrote and directed it. this is not a secret.
Plus, Swayze did the adios amigo way after principal wrapped. took lessons on his own and thats why the cinematography changes. in that moment. different crew, different equipment. When he was learning, people couldnt believe it was him, he kept a super low profile and was just a humble guy. Truly one of a kind. That said....
"Just waiting on my set, Utah"
"Utah" was also a Buckeye in The Replacements. Go figure.
re: Favorite Nickelodeon Gameshow
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 7:05 pm to DustyDinkleman
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Whichever one had Summer Sanders as the host
//checks notes
Ok, so all of them. thanks for narrowing it down.
re: 60 YEAR OLD Mark Felix Breaks The Hercules Hold World Record
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 7:04 pm to Boodis Man
old man strength is something else.
re: What's the deal with Mah Jong?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 6:49 pm to Jim Rockford
it confuses me because its not the same version i used to play on my pc.


re: Mellow Buckzz is a known rapper in Chicago. I'm not stepping out of this car.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 4:06 pm to High C
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Why does a certain group not seem to understand why they have so many problems with the police?
WE NEED BODYCAMS! YALL ARE HUNTING US!
everyone starts wearing body cams. criminals do, shocker, criminal things. only now we can see it in HD.
BODYCAMS ARE RACIST AND PROFILE ONLY ONE GROUP OF PEOPLE! WE HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM.
re: Virginia man tapes wife in chair of his basement to watch football in peace.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 3:43 pm to BoomerandSooner
At least he didnt GLUE her to the chair.


re: Norm: The Tale of Norm MacDonald (Netflix)
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/20/26 at 9:48 am to HeLeakin
The other day at the bar, the bartender put us all on the spot and asked us to tell him a joke. everyone chickened out. i got inspired since i had just seen this.
So, in my best Norm impersonation, i launched into his wife in a coma joke. i mean total dead pan. Doc She is choking! fricking landed it and the bartender lost it. one girl at the bar got all huffy because of course. but, i like to think somewhere i made the guy nod his head.
RIP Norm. you truly were one of a kind.
Wife in a Coma
So, in my best Norm impersonation, i launched into his wife in a coma joke. i mean total dead pan. Doc She is choking! fricking landed it and the bartender lost it. one girl at the bar got all huffy because of course. but, i like to think somewhere i made the guy nod his head.
RIP Norm. you truly were one of a kind.
Wife in a Coma
re: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was held last night (NSFW)
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/19/26 at 7:14 pm to MightyJoeYoung
O/U how many nba players tried to slide into her dms at that very moment? 50? OFF?
re: Character actor Richard Riehle has passed away
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/19/26 at 4:10 pm to Sam Quint
They set it up so well earlier in the movie with his fool proof plan to win bets. "Yeah nicky had a fool proof plan. if he won he collected if he lost he told the bookmakers to go frick themselves. what were they going to do get some muscle? Nicky was the muscle"
re: Jalen Hurts out for the year with multiple blood clots found in lungs
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/19/26 at 11:30 am to sta4ever
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How does someone that young and healthy get something as serious as this?
It's lupus
re: Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/19/26 at 11:27 am to The Silverback
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With this kind of PhD he can get a job at a firm like Citadel and make $25K a month as an intern.
Yeah he can. Its like he is a grungier, less charming, and yet somehow more educated Will Hunting
re: Man trolls AI job interviewer
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 11:59 pm to theunknownknight
Wait is this shite real? Like the interviewer AI thing?
re: Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 2:05 pm to Centinel
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Either through sheer incompetence and ignorance by Karen and her HR friends, or through outright hostility from them because of who and what you are.
HR and the idiots employed therein have screwed an untold number of people. So many stories out there about execs firing entire departments because they weren’t paying attention to the screening filters.
re: Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 12:04 pm to SlowFlowPro
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They have no concept of the AI gatekeeping going on before you even get an interview, then the multi-stage interview process.
This. so much this. i spent the last year trying to find a gig. like, actual, honest to god trying. Made multiple resumes using the best AI tools at multiple sites to get them in as good as shape as possible for submission to the AI gatekeepers. used AI to help me write multiple cover letters and i would then tailor them to the role. I treated every single application like it was a term paper at Harvard. 100 apps later, i got two phones calls and one in person interview for a PM role that i would have turned down 15 years ago.
In person networking cracked the code. i punch way above my weight in person. Most of us do, especially us rascals from South LA. The job hunt these days is so comically demeaning it almost should be cause for a revolution in and of itself. And, like you said, unless you've had to do this like your next mortgage payment depends on it, you have no idea what the struggle is like out there.
re: Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 11:56 am to LSUAlum2001
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I guarantee if he applied for jobs from Houston to BR at each of the O&G Companies and Consulting Firms, he would have landed a job.
He probably thinks those jobs are beneath him.
that was my assumption as well. Dude could make beaucoup money offshore with a resume like that. something tells me he would break his hands grabbing the rope to swing aboard though lol
re: Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 11:55 am to stlslick
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Let's talk about Jack, the person, and what he's done to tarnish his chances at a career.
100% his social media is a garbage fire.
Undoubtedly. but what i found fascinating is the screening process and the AI crap and even networking not being able to yield results for him. The getting a notification 2 years after he applied for a job was kinda funny too. If you've looked for a job in the last two years this shite hits different, i promise you.
Even a Princeton PhD cant get a job
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/18/26 at 11:40 am
My baws. I know the finding a job struggle is real. Too many here know just how painful it is. Came across the linked article below this am. Its WSJ and paywall but ill post the juicy buts out there.
The struggle is real and my heart goes out to all of you trying to navigate these mine fields.
A Princeton Ph. D Applied to 2,300 Jobs. He AStill can't get one.
JACK WEIS likes to joke that he’s just another unemployed guy living in his parents’ basement.
That leaves out a few key details: The Salt Lake City native has applied to more than 2,300 jobs since he graduated from Princeton in 2024 with his Ph.D. in chemical engineering. And he still doesn’t have a job.
He first pursued corporate science jobs and prestigious postdoctoral fellowships at national laboratories. Then he cast a wider net, applying to software engineering and other roles. Eventually, he was getting ghosted for food-preparation jobs, including at a company that sells frozen crab cakes.
For a time, Weis got a gig training AI on his expertise, including in engineering and fluid mechanics. That work dried up too.
I first interviewed Weis late last year, the day before his 30th birthday. Covering careers and the labor market, I endeavored to meet job seekers in all 50 states, hoping it would help me understand why many people felt so dim about their futures. Just 34% of Americans surveyed by Gallup in August said it was a good time to find a quality job.
The picture remains murky. The latest jobs report fell far short of expectations. The unemployment rate remains low, but the percentage of unemployed people out of work for 27 weeks or more was higher this summer than it’s been for more than a decade, with the exception of Covid-19 and its immediate aftermath.
He soon widened his search geographically, and by industry. He sent hundreds of cover letters and résumés through job portals and often didn’t get an interview. He networked with Princeton and Rice alumni. He scoured classified ads in the Salt Lake Tribune. He read PitchBook updates to find startups that recently got influxes of cash, thinking it might result in job openings.
His mother, Dr. Holly Carveth, said she looked at her son’s applications, wondering if there was a red flag that made employers hesitate, but nothing stood out. They seemed to be well written. “It’s quite surprising,” she said. “I don’t know how to put it together.”
As the months ticked by, Weis found himself stumbling on dates when the topic of work came up. At first, he said, he would tell the person across the table that he had recently finished his Ph.D. A year later, “it feels a little odd to say that,” he said.
Weis and many job candidates I interviewed described job interviews that happened without humans—the applicants made a video recording of themselves responding to questions posed digitally on the call. Such a process is increasingly common in the application process: More than 60% of U.S. job seekers surveyed by Greenhouse said they had been interviewed by the technology in the last year.
WEIS WAS THOUGHTFUL about the strange economic dichotomy many people in his position were experiencing. Since Weis defended his dissertation two years ago, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at record highs more than 50 times.
Staying in his childhood home, Weis has saved money and made some investments. He didn’t take on debt for his postgraduate degree—doctoral students are paid to do research rather than paying large sums in tuition.
“It’s cool that my stocks keep going up, I’m not mad about that,” he said earlier this year. “But it does make it a whole lot stranger.”
His parents compare notes with others whose adult children are struggling to find work. They remain shocked by the situation, and worry about their son’s ability to put down roots and one day have a family.
“We never dreamed he would have issues. He’s an Eagle Scout, he helps others, he’s environmentally conscious, he’s physically fit,” his father, Dr. John Weis, told me. “He’s smarter than I am, he’s more articulate than I am. He’s got an encyclopedic knowledge of history.”
Weis wonders if he should go to law school. He signed up for the LSAT in November. He has gotten involved in the Utah GOP and has sent petitions for rule making to federal agencies, including one urging the decoupling of employment and health insurance. (If fewer people stay in jobs for insurance, he reasons, there could be more openings.) He is also trying his hand at entrepreneurship. He used AI to design a drone with LED lasers to kill myrtle spurge, an invasive weed. “If I truly believe I have some value, I should go out and get it,” he says.
He still applies to new fellowships as they come up. In October, he unlocked his job-application account at the Los Alamos National Laboratory and realized that a role he applied for in 2024 had finally been filled.
For two years, the status had remained static: “Review in progress.”
The struggle is real and my heart goes out to all of you trying to navigate these mine fields.
A Princeton Ph. D Applied to 2,300 Jobs. He AStill can't get one.
JACK WEIS likes to joke that he’s just another unemployed guy living in his parents’ basement.
That leaves out a few key details: The Salt Lake City native has applied to more than 2,300 jobs since he graduated from Princeton in 2024 with his Ph.D. in chemical engineering. And he still doesn’t have a job.
He first pursued corporate science jobs and prestigious postdoctoral fellowships at national laboratories. Then he cast a wider net, applying to software engineering and other roles. Eventually, he was getting ghosted for food-preparation jobs, including at a company that sells frozen crab cakes.
For a time, Weis got a gig training AI on his expertise, including in engineering and fluid mechanics. That work dried up too.
I first interviewed Weis late last year, the day before his 30th birthday. Covering careers and the labor market, I endeavored to meet job seekers in all 50 states, hoping it would help me understand why many people felt so dim about their futures. Just 34% of Americans surveyed by Gallup in August said it was a good time to find a quality job.
The picture remains murky. The latest jobs report fell far short of expectations. The unemployment rate remains low, but the percentage of unemployed people out of work for 27 weeks or more was higher this summer than it’s been for more than a decade, with the exception of Covid-19 and its immediate aftermath.
He soon widened his search geographically, and by industry. He sent hundreds of cover letters and résumés through job portals and often didn’t get an interview. He networked with Princeton and Rice alumni. He scoured classified ads in the Salt Lake Tribune. He read PitchBook updates to find startups that recently got influxes of cash, thinking it might result in job openings.
His mother, Dr. Holly Carveth, said she looked at her son’s applications, wondering if there was a red flag that made employers hesitate, but nothing stood out. They seemed to be well written. “It’s quite surprising,” she said. “I don’t know how to put it together.”
As the months ticked by, Weis found himself stumbling on dates when the topic of work came up. At first, he said, he would tell the person across the table that he had recently finished his Ph.D. A year later, “it feels a little odd to say that,” he said.
Weis and many job candidates I interviewed described job interviews that happened without humans—the applicants made a video recording of themselves responding to questions posed digitally on the call. Such a process is increasingly common in the application process: More than 60% of U.S. job seekers surveyed by Greenhouse said they had been interviewed by the technology in the last year.
WEIS WAS THOUGHTFUL about the strange economic dichotomy many people in his position were experiencing. Since Weis defended his dissertation two years ago, the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at record highs more than 50 times.
Staying in his childhood home, Weis has saved money and made some investments. He didn’t take on debt for his postgraduate degree—doctoral students are paid to do research rather than paying large sums in tuition.
“It’s cool that my stocks keep going up, I’m not mad about that,” he said earlier this year. “But it does make it a whole lot stranger.”
His parents compare notes with others whose adult children are struggling to find work. They remain shocked by the situation, and worry about their son’s ability to put down roots and one day have a family.
“We never dreamed he would have issues. He’s an Eagle Scout, he helps others, he’s environmentally conscious, he’s physically fit,” his father, Dr. John Weis, told me. “He’s smarter than I am, he’s more articulate than I am. He’s got an encyclopedic knowledge of history.”
Weis wonders if he should go to law school. He signed up for the LSAT in November. He has gotten involved in the Utah GOP and has sent petitions for rule making to federal agencies, including one urging the decoupling of employment and health insurance. (If fewer people stay in jobs for insurance, he reasons, there could be more openings.) He is also trying his hand at entrepreneurship. He used AI to design a drone with LED lasers to kill myrtle spurge, an invasive weed. “If I truly believe I have some value, I should go out and get it,” he says.
He still applies to new fellowships as they come up. In October, he unlocked his job-application account at the Los Alamos National Laboratory and realized that a role he applied for in 2024 had finally been filled.
For two years, the status had remained static: “Review in progress.”
re: Arch Manning is the most overhyped QB I’ve ever seen
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/17/26 at 2:29 pm to GoGators1995
Eli 2-0 vs Tom Brady in the Super Bowl, too.
Just saying.
Just saying.
re: "Blue Chips" continues to age like fine wine
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/16/26 at 9:35 pm to lsufball19
Cousy kept making those shots. Nolte kept feeding him the ball and he just kept draining them from the line. Ten in a row. Nolte never broke. “Don’t you ever miss?” Then that fricking legend buried one lefty.
re: If you were young and your singlular focus in life was getting laid, what would you do?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 10/16/26 at 7:45 pm to Violent Hip Swivel
it was in college.
Beer, its your best friend, drink plenty of it. Quantity, not quality. Shoot your shot. dress well, sit at bars next to solo women or one with a friend. ask the most random fricking question. you'll know in five seconds if its game on. Have a nice place (not crazy, but well kept and clean spring for a maid, time cleanin is time not mongering). Go to bars in nice neighborhoods. divorced broads love young guys....for one night.
Have a rich degenerate friend. Travel with him to random arse cities in the middle of the country, like Wichita, Omaha, Madison, etc. Travel abroad to, again, off the road places. Croatia, Panama, Colombia, Slovakia.
I mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror. If you're funny and semi good looking? shooting fish in a barrel. good looking and disposable cash? You better have a good pcp and your pull out game needs to be ten times stronger than Phillip Rivers.
Beer, its your best friend, drink plenty of it. Quantity, not quality. Shoot your shot. dress well, sit at bars next to solo women or one with a friend. ask the most random fricking question. you'll know in five seconds if its game on. Have a nice place (not crazy, but well kept and clean spring for a maid, time cleanin is time not mongering). Go to bars in nice neighborhoods. divorced broads love young guys....for one night.
Have a rich degenerate friend. Travel with him to random arse cities in the middle of the country, like Wichita, Omaha, Madison, etc. Travel abroad to, again, off the road places. Croatia, Panama, Colombia, Slovakia.
I mean shite. do that for two years and you'll amass quite the body count if you can fog a mirror. If you're funny and semi good looking? shooting fish in a barrel. good looking and disposable cash? You better have a good pcp and your pull out game needs to be ten times stronger than Phillip Rivers.
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