UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3814 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: If Kiffin is allowed to coach the playoffs does he name someone to manage recruiting?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/29/25 at 9:16 pm to SPEEDY
That might be the best one I’ve seen yet.
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re: Forget about statues, get this man a throne.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/29/25 at 8:29 am to GeauxLSUGeaux
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Why is the tigers arse on fire?
He didnt have to pull up for the spicy. Got it straight away and had a 12 piece all to himself.
re: Which one of these Arizonas are the ones with the Coach that we want?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/29/25 at 7:58 am to azcatiger
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There’s no old town Tempe. Only old town Scottsdale.
Old Town Tempe, Old Town Scottsdale, tomato tomatoe. I love it out there all the same. (my bad, ps.)
re: Feels like a cheating situation.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/29/25 at 7:56 am to Flyingtiger82
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Ole Miss is the wife. She’s done nothing wrong. She’s been a good Mom to the kids, done all her wifely obligations. Etc.
Gonna have to disagree with you there slightly. Ole Miss is the wife that thinks that because she does all of these things she doesn't have to do oral anymore. It's beneath her. You're good, she tells him, when he asks. She has her limits and he knows them all too well.
LSU, then, is the one who will not only do oral but will also do butt stuff and be open to other considerations to be mentioned at a later date. With her, he has no limits. Its all on the table, Its spades with the cards all up.
How do you say no to that?
O, right. She's married as well. (BOS, Ambulance Chaser Governor, behind the scenes chicanery in Baton Rouge, etc).
This shite has been nothing if not entertaining, that I can tell you. Here's hoping it all works out.
FWIW, I'm riding with Proximo and Philly Philly.
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re: Im told Kiffin will announce when he feels like announcing
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/29/25 at 7:44 am to GrizzlyWintergreen
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Im told Kiffin will announce when he feels like announcing
Did Marty Smith whisper this into your ear last night?
re: Which one of these Arizonas are the ones with the Coach that we want?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 10:49 pm to Flyingtiger82
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Yeah just watch out for rattlesnakes.
It’s the Cougars you really have to watch out for in Scottsdale / old town Tempe.
re: Can we get a wellness check in Finch
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 10:43 pm to Fat Bastard
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FINCH
Eat shite, shitbrick.
re: PFT: Lane lining up LSU staff
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 10:18 pm to The Pirate King
This story has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy
re: Has anyone knocked on Marty’s Hotel room and checked on him?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 9:49 pm to LSUJames
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What a wild Turkey?
Kickin chicken, please.
re: Has anyone knocked on Marty’s Hotel room and checked on him?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 9:40 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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I’m afraid some autoerotic asphyxiation may be in play this evening…
Did you see his hair do and outfit? He’s going out and chasing SOMETHING tonight.
re: SEC Championship
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 9:33 pm to Wolfcola
Arch about to go in dry on A&M.
re: Shea update (On3)…
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 9:22 pm to LSUTiger2001
And Marty Smith saying late in the day.
Nobody knows.
Nobody knows.
re: Wicked 1& 2 is
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/28/25 at 8:36 pm to Saint Alfonzo
If you've read the book all this shite is based on, it tracks. Nothing but poorly veiled sexual innuendo all over that thing.
Don't ask. Was trying to impress someone when it came out.
Don't ask. Was trying to impress someone when it came out.
re: Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/26/25 at 9:14 pm to TigerBornTigerBred
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“You’ll never make the 6.”
You'll never convince me that wasn't Ferris Bueller's dad. As in, like, the universe of those movies. Also prolly stayed behind and banged his goomah while his buddy was effing miserable.
re: Guess Arky, OM, Auburn and UF as of 11/26
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/26/25 at 9:19 am to BBATiger
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Schumann
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to Tulane
What you did there. I see it.
re: How much would this cost?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/26/25 at 7:36 am to ronk
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The more signatures you add the less the value is.
Mr. Mertle's Murder's Row ball would beg to differ....
re: AI gospel singer is #1 on iTunes & Billboard charts
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/25/25 at 11:39 pm to hawgfaninc
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At minimum, AI does not have the Holy Spirit inside of it.
Do you even Deus Ex Machina bro?
re: Is it too early for the Ole Miss girl?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/25/25 at 8:00 pm to misey94
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Those two are married now. There are pictures of her wearing some LSU gear on her Facebook page, so it looks like he won out.
Share. Share with the group.
re: You have to have a certain amount of chaos to succeed at LSU
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/25/25 at 10:10 am to Imber
Y'all know how The U has had multiple documentaries? Would love to see one covering LSU from Saban through Coach O. I can guarantee we had better stories and better characters, not to mention beaucoup NFL players roll through that era.
Could really drive the point home of just how chaotic things are in the bayou.
Could really drive the point home of just how chaotic things are in the bayou.
re: Lane Kiffin/LSU gifs… Post here
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 11/23/25 at 11:03 pm to Cdawg
He looks like someone we all went to high school with that now sells offshore supplies in the NIHC one. Easily my favorite one.
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