UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3355 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 4:32 pm
Who pissed in your Cheerios? Jets in 5!...
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re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 1:29 pm
[quote]don’t know what else you could ask for.[/quote]
For the Jets to not have to play makar and MacKinnon in the first round! ...
re: NHL 2023-2024 Thread
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 7:28 am
Leafs B's and Avs Jets in the first round. I swear NHL playoff structure is stupid and needs help. These would be title fight type series and we get them in the first round.
That being said, if Bucky stands on his head the Avs are going home in 5; Makar and Mac notwithstanding. ...
re: Tiffany Gomas, aka Crazy Plane Lady, posted this on twitter
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/18/24 at 7:24 am
[quote]Why is this thread anchored?
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Ol Double L Larry Leo doesnt want us cutting into his action. ...
re: “Do not lose your life over a f***ing car!”
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/17/24 at 7:11 pm
There are so many videos on the "dark web" of this not working out so well for the criminals. Thought this was heading that way and then nothing. Sad. ...
re: Netflix Unlocked: Prison experiment
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/17/24 at 4:35 pm
[quote]dammnit son that one caught me off guard..
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[link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRIFeXjsupo)]Tossed Salad[/link]
from an old HBO prison Doc. Chris Rock used to do a solid bit on this too:
[link=(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TA2wfoeyiA)]Chris Rock on the Tossed Salad...
re: Anyone here use Natural Family Planning?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/17/24 at 2:18 pm
They don't call it Vatican Roulette for nothing. Plan accordingly. ...
re: UNO 3 @ LSU 6 Final
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/16/24 at 7:24 pm
Ghosts of Tommy diamond!...
re: Netflix Unlocked: Prison experiment
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/16/24 at 6:28 pm
Have any of them offered to eat anyone's a-hole out with grape or honey yet?...
re: Gator attack caught on drone footage
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/16/24 at 7:22 am
[quote]They are overpopulated and concentrated in a densely populated area and one of the apex predators has to go. Is it going to be humans that leave HHI? I doubt it. [/quote]
The irony is that HHI used to be owned by a Yankee financier (Alfred Loomis) who used the place as a hunting preserve....
re: Generation Kill - Late to the Party
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/13/24 at 8:39 am
was Ziggy ever able to get his combat jack in?...
re: Eiza Gonzales rating…
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/12/24 at 10:35 am
I would tongue kiss a toaster to empty out her dishwasher....
re: Fallout Trailer (Amazon) - Ella Purnell, Aaron Moten, Walton Goggins
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/10/24 at 8:30 pm
Anybody got the link to watch tonight? Prime just hooked it up for me. Super pumped. ...
re: Imagine if a good player in the 80s/90s get teleported into todays time and starts playing
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/10/24 at 8:31 am
[quote]There is no way in hell anyone could convince me that Bo Jackson in his prime couldn't make a current roster in MLB or the NFL.
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100%
Remember, too, especially in baseball pitch velocity is tracked out of the hand now instead of at the plate. This adds mph.
Guarantee you B...
re: If Hugh Hefner Had Taken Better Care of Himself
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/9/24 at 1:33 pm
[quote]Can't we just celebrate the last, great poonhound this country will ever see? Can't we just do that one thing?[/quote]
This dude loved pussy so much he went def LONG before he died from all the viagra he was abusing (its a known side effect of continued overusage). Thats a true story and d...
re: A stranger with a gun tries to kidnap your girl right in front of you…
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/9/24 at 7:59 am
Military training says never let them take you to a second location because thats where bad things happen and you probably aint coming back. The odds are something like 90% you arent getting home if that happens.
Given how some of these lowlifes shoot, im taking my chances right then and there. ...
re: Happy Rex Manning Day
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/8/24 at 7:42 am
[img]https://media.tenor.com/_zGF7TAzdgMAAAAM/females-liv-tyler.gif[/img]
[img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/b82b34b545d68cae83250f96c96c4907/tumblr_nm7cwsns4Z1qzxeqqo1_r1_500.gifv[/img]
Never forget, its red top, white bottom.
:pimp:...
re: This Texas high school sounds pretty badass. We need these all over America
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/7/24 at 11:19 pm
[quote]You can be the most knowledgeable veterinarian in the world but if you can’t run the veterinary hospital and the business side to it, you’re not going to be very successful long-term.”[/quote]
Is that why most vets are getting bought up by private equity firms?...
re: The awakening of the fault that caused the NYC earthquake is the beginning of the end.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/6/24 at 6:58 am
[img]https://media.tenor.com/UPuL8dh24VkAAAAM/johnny-sack-johnny-sacrimoni.gif[/img]...
re: Noise/Cell Phone Etiquette in Public
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/5/24 at 7:58 am
I was on a flight recently and on both legs of the journey the cabin crew reminded everyone that if their devices were not on silent or on headphones they would not be allowed to use them. Shut everyone up pretty quickly. Southwest, fyi.
I guess the message is getting out that this type of behav...
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