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UnitedFruitCompany

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Have y’all read Art of the Deal? Holy shite the guy hasn’t changed. If you actually read that book you realize that there is always a method to his madness. In the book he literally, as a 30 something, told Jimmy carter to pound sand when he asked him for 5 million for his presidential library. And he clowned him pretty good about the job he did. Kinda hilarious trump is now cleaning up a mess Carter made when he was president.
This aggression towards this board’s favorite haircut will not stand, man!!
Romero was on the top 20 Cajun last names thread a few weeks ago. Going to say fair bit of them.
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Needs to shave his head, looks weird seeing a Boozer with a full head of hair


He looks like the African American version of Guile from Street Fighter.
Looks like the devil’s anus and Popeyes disagreed vehemently on the spice level.
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

The day /pol manifested an age old board meme into reality.
Its warfare. They don't say, "every army is always ready for the previous war" for nothing.

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Side question: Are human operated tanks now completely obsolete?


Our tank crews are so insanely good. Would be interesting to see what they could do in Iran during an all out assault on a position. I really pray it doesn;t come to that, of course. Those fellas arent the best for nothing though.
I do find it curious main stream media isn't REALLY reporting on the fuel crisis in Ireland. Like, holy shite, the Irish are well and truly pissed and show no signs of letting up. Maybe they will help the UK find their balls in the process?

Not sure anyone knows just how tenuous a grip the powers that be in the UK have on things.

After May and the meeting with China, I can see Trump making this his next powder keg. Would be mildly ironic its the colonists showing the folks with the Red Coats who the real enemy is.
The man did say back in the 80's he would only run for President if things were totally fricked.

Well, things were totally fricked for a while leading up to 16. He is steadily unfricking them in the most America First Way possible. Anyone who doesn't see how laser focused his foreign policy is doesn't understand the game.

He is literally crippling China economically to bring all that money back to America to help the middle class. That is the end game. frick Bush, frick Clinton, hell, frick Nixon. All those assholes sold us out for money. Anyone remember White Water? The Chinese had their hooks DEEP into the Clinton presidency. Mark Middleton anyone? Ari Gold, umm, I mean Ari Emmanuel?

Cant run factories without fuel. Cant run factories when your workforce is pissed you aren't opening the doors or they cant get laid. if Trump keeps this up, I legit see a Chinese peasant class uprising happening in the next 5 years or sooner. And, guess what? If their tanks cant run because they have no gas, its going to be problematic for Winnie the Poo and the ruling class over there.

And Europe? lol. Trump told them to go to hell and now they are getting ready to say they are looking forward to the journey. That is God Level diplomacy as Churchill pointed out so long ago.

re: The Boys S5

Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/9/26 at 7:56 am to
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Never in the history of television has someone gone from that hot to that plastic surgery ugly in a matter of 5 years. Starlight is the ugliest human being now.


She never recovered after The Deep mouth raped her.
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Valentine in Tremors
“Yeah, see, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now“


Also from Tremors:

Burt: When you need it, and don't have it, you sing a different tune.
Speed traps are such a pet peeve of mine. Interestingly, they are usually done in the morning, in decent areas, where the working man/woman are just trying to get to their shift. Same for DUI checkpoints and the like.

They say this is for safety. Ironically, the more dangerous a road is, the safer it becomes. This is why roundabouts are so effective and why the Autobahn is so safe. Because of their inherent danger you have to pay attention. You actually have to drive. This has been proven.

Speed traps are little more than another hidden tax on the working man. Kinda funny how you never see speed traps in the hood. Same for DUI checkpoints. Where is the safety concern for that group, I wonder?
I'm not sure people realize how important dependable fuel is to manufacturing. A peanut butter colossus like Skippy has a plant in freaking Little Rock, AR solely because of fuel. (look it up! Moved their plant during the oil embargo days because they needed dependable fuel)

With Trump cutting US oil and nat gas production loose, seizing Venezuela, crippling Iran, and shoring up the US Petrodollar, he really is putting the meat to China, economically. It has to be the most detailed and focused foreign policy of any US President in modern times.

There is also the the whole too many young guys in China thing. If they all start losing their jobs because the plants cant open on account of not having fuel to run them, it'll be interesting to see what that does to China domestically. Those young guys are already pissed because they cant get laid. Historically, that is usually a very very bad thing.
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She is truly bedazzling and may have sold her soul to the devil to remain ageless.


I got this reference!
What's really going to blow your mind about her is that in her first world cup for the US, she scored a goal. To celebrate, she ran to a field mic and started singing, "born in the USA"

The hive mind corrupted her. She got famous, bought in, and now she is a horrible human being. Sad.
I'm not proud of the lecherous gaze I cast towards women like this. Especially the first one. Girls like that will show you a great time. Just have to get while the getting is good.
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At a reported 70 feet this baw not only had impressive length, but also girth


Would you say this Dick had a girth certificate, then?

(Sorry. Been dying to use that since I saw it posted the offer day in a meme about the guys ham Cannon or some such)
James Earl Jones. My bad. Truly my bad. Robert Earl keen was on the speakers and I came up with Robert Earl Jones. It'll be another month before I can have an erection on account of this error.
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Crazily, going back the next day,


Next day? buddy, a couple of hours later you would have thought that shite was like that from jump street. Perfect grass was in place of where the tree was. crazy how fast they worked to clear that shite out.