UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 4180 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Argentina players fight Spain after losing World Cup final
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/19/26 at 11:26 pm to saderade
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Have you been hit in the face with a professional player’s power shot? He got absolutely smoked
Yeah but he saw it all the way and didn’t flinch. Dude made a business decision. He wanted the cup more than not getting a concussion. Ballsiest thing I’ve seen a soccer player do in a long time.
re: 56% of women in the USA ages 18–29 have at least one tattoo.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/19/26 at 11:15 am to ZZTOP
If they have worked in the service industry it has to be closer to 100%.
My divorced friends say the dating scene is an absolute train wreck right now for that 28-38 demo. Super easy to get laid, painfully difficult to find meaningful connection.
My divorced friends say the dating scene is an absolute train wreck right now for that 28-38 demo. Super easy to get laid, painfully difficult to find meaningful connection.
re: Which One of you Baws was in Vail CO recently?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/16/26 at 7:40 am to TigerTatorTots
Ol boy made the Vail Daily
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YouTuber Jason Gutterman with Amagansett Press returned to Vail on Saturday, producing a video that quickly went viral, racking up more than 500,000 views and 8,000 comments on YouTube.
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Several of Gutterman’s fans approach him while he’s filming in Vail, including Eagle County local Brandon LeBlanc with Vail Transport Towing. LeBlanc said he sought out Gutterman to tell him he appreciates what Gutterman is doing. “It’s free to be nice,” LeBlanc said on Wednesday. “I think it’s a good thing for Vail that he was here.” But not everyone felt that way. Gutterman gets confronted several times in the video, and the Vail Police Department was called and made brief contact with him. Officer Bill Clausen said Karats Jewelers called the police because Gutterman made employees there feel uncomfortable by filming on Meadow Drive near the store.
re: NY Knicks best team over US Men's hockey team lmao
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/16/26 at 7:25 am to lsupride87
Team Canada's top line had the top 3 players in the NHL and the other two are in the top 10. To say their roster was loaded is an understatement.
The Knicks lost what, two games in the playoffs? Real achievement there, difficulty wise.
The Knicks lost what, two games in the playoffs? Real achievement there, difficulty wise.
re: One dead and 3 hurt as boat sinks by Alcatraz
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/16/26 at 7:15 am to Easye921
Water is really cold as well. So even if they get out, between the currents and the temps they couldn't just linger indefinitely until help arrived. Luckily there is always a shite ton of folks out there so I'm assuming help arrived pretty quickly.
re: Fictional characters capable of beating a Predator
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/15/26 at 10:45 am to meeple
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Magneto. Predators weapons are useless against him.
The projectile he shoots out of his cannon is not on the periodic table of elements as per #2. It stands to reason none of his equipment is even ferrous or "metallic" in nature which makes sense given they are an interstellar race. Added to which, Magneto wouldn't even feel him coming since The Predator doesn't have "metal" as we know it. The Predator would just blast away before Magento knew what hit him seeing as how he would have observed Magneto doing some wild shite without physically touching any of it.
re: The UK is an epic POS disgusting country.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/15/26 at 10:34 am to Onyx Aggie
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The argument is always "not all cops," but I don't think that will fly any longer in the UK. The cops there are more than happy to oppress their own people at the behest of leftist tyrants and foreign invaders.
Should anyone be surprised though? Especially over there? those folks believed, and a lot still do, that they get their rights from some person who was magically born into the right family. Of course the bobbies will do whatever the powers that be tell them to do.
Hell, in this country, where we believe our rights are God given, cops still shut down businesses during covid. Did they turn a blind eye? No. They wanted their paychecks more than they wanted to stand up or what was right and just. Which is exactly why The Founding Fathers gave us the second amendment.
re: Flo Balogun says outside noise absolutely affected team
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/15/26 at 10:07 am to NighthawkDawg
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The closer we got to the game, I tried to just focus as best as I could, but it was difficult. A lot of outside noise and that’s hard to avoid.”
I love that Mike Eruzione was in that commercial about why not us. Herb Brooks and his lads would have laughed at all of this outside noise, or used it to club Belgium in the head over and over until they quit
No other pro athlete in this country gets to experience what our guys do every 4 years and the support this year was unprecedented. Yet somehow these guys managed to make that a crutch? Could you have seen the Bulls getting upset that Michael Jordan would be allowed to play in a game 7? Its almost like they go out of their way to shite on the fan support. Not sure who is running that show but my god. Read the room you guys.
re: If everyone drove 15 over the speed limit, the world would be a better place
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/15/26 at 9:46 am to oldtrucker
I would love for us to adopt the German Autobahn model on our interstates. it has been proven time and again that the more "dangerously" you design a road or intersections the safer they become. IE roundabouts. You have to pay attention and you have to know the rules. none of this green light red light crap.
And for all the money we spend on welfare and the like you would think certain massively busy interstates, like the 40 between Memphis and Oklahoma City, would be three or even 4 lanes on either side for the entirety of the journey. Hell, even have two lanes for just semis would be bad arse so they can pass doing 71 while the other does 70 in their own little world.
And for all the money we spend on welfare and the like you would think certain massively busy interstates, like the 40 between Memphis and Oklahoma City, would be three or even 4 lanes on either side for the entirety of the journey. Hell, even have two lanes for just semis would be bad arse so they can pass doing 71 while the other does 70 in their own little world.
re: The US Has the Largest Pile of Gold in the World. Over 1 Trillion
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/14/26 at 9:57 pm to Big Chipper
Just because a Gruber said this in a movie doesn't mean it's true. And Ft Knox is def not for tourists.
re: Which One of you Baws was in Vail CO recently?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/14/26 at 9:07 pm to deeprig9
I live there. Lots of wannabe tough guys in that valley. Toby's I believe we called them back in the day. They would all get their heads caved in by the shortest dude at legends Verot.
re: Jersey Mike's employee doesn't bend the knee.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/14/26 at 5:26 pm to Crimson Wraith
I was in Popeyes last week and a woman claimed her order was missing a 3 piece meal. From the week prior. It was a usual suspect. The manager argued with her for ten minutes before giving in. She wouldn't let it go. Felt really bad for the cashier and the manager. Really is crazy what society has conditioned some folks to think is acceptable behavior.
re: Rewatching an old NASCAR race from 1999
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 9:04 pm to weagle1999
Winston 500. We really had no idea how good we had it. Miss me some cowboy killers.
re: Soccer Star Erling Haaland returned to Norway with the most American souvenir
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 8:20 pm to HogBalls
That is one classy trash panda.
re: Reddit Is Shocked That Fat Celebrities Pretended To Love Being Fat
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 3:18 pm to tigeraddict
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The problem is at $1k a month only those with money can afford it. So it leaves to fat and poor on their own island
As the saying goes, "o honey, you aren't ugly, you're just poor."
re: Who wins in a fight, Goro vs Machamp?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 3:05 pm to Dtbtiger
Johnny Cage nut shots both of them and then kicks them off a cliff. Flawless victory.
re: Baws of the OT. Favorite Work Pants
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 2:55 pm to RobertFootball
Anything by Drifire or Crudelife. Especially their lightweight dri fit stuff.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
re: Rank the logos ABA edition
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 2:43 pm to sms151t
Whichever ones are still getting money from the NBA. I want to be a part of that deal.
re: Scientists Just Figured Out How Much Time Is Left for Life on Earth
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 1:47 pm to medium_okra
Is it safe to say we wont have to worry about petrova lines between now and then?
re: Project Hail Mary on Prime
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 12:34 pm to iwyLSUiwy
I just really love how he was given 3 hours to decide if he wanted to go on a suicide mission but Rocky told him "think a long time" when deciding if he was ready to go home.
Thats as lovely an ending to a sci-fi movie I've seen in a while. Not to mention he sacrificed himself for Rocky at the end - something he was unwilling to do for humanity at one point.
Thats as lovely an ending to a sci-fi movie I've seen in a while. Not to mention he sacrificed himself for Rocky at the end - something he was unwilling to do for humanity at one point.
re: Reddit Is Shocked That Fat Celebrities Pretended To Love Being Fat
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 7/13/26 at 11:33 am to LuckyTiger
There is a reason Victoria's Secret stock is up 20% since ozempic became so widespread. Didn't do that shite when they started catering to the fluffy ones out there, thats for sure.
Tell this fact to a woman in your life that is fluffy. It will not go well.
Tell this fact to a woman in your life that is fluffy. It will not go well.
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