UnitedFruitCompany
| Favorite team: | Stanford  |
| Location: | Bay Area |
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| Number of Posts: | 3716 |
| Registered on: | 11/12/2018 |
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re: Best convertible on the market?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/5/25 at 8:55 pm
I drove a mustang GT convertible from Napa to SF a few months back with the top down the whole way. i loved it but was kinda def when i got there.
I equate a nice convertible to banging a 10. looks good on paper doesnt work all that well in real life.
I equate a nice convertible to banging a 10. looks good on paper doesnt work all that well in real life.
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re: Terrible news at Legends Lafayette… murder suicide
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/3/25 at 10:41 pm
Legends Verot would never
re: Was Real American Heroes the best ad campaign ever?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/3/25 at 9:00 am
everything about these ads was pure gold. died every time the hair metal rock ballad singer would do his thing
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re: Could you complete the 9-9-9 challenge?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/2/25 at 9:58 am
The Colorado 999 challenge would be right up your alley then.... Which is what I thought this thread was about lol
Colorado 999
Colorado 999
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McCumber lives there because it allows him to take “a breather from the mental taxation of the PGA Tour,” he told Colorado Avid Golfer. He hikes, he fishes and, most important for my purposes, he snowboards, which made him a prime target for a question I’d been mulling: If we wanted to play nine holes of golf, take nine runs down the mountain and catch nine innings of baseball — all in the same day — could we pull it off in the Denver area? This is what we like to call The 9-9-9 Challenge. (Check out the video and continue reading below.)
re: The Pitt (sorry, better than me linked the original thread) disregard
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/1/25 at 8:26 pm
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Feel like Noah Wyles entire acting career has been spent in an ER.
He was a librarian for a bit....
re: This Valet got his best tip ever (and a raging case of blue balls!)
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/1/25 at 6:59 pm
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WHy is this?
Don't ask why. Just accept its energy and enjoy the ride
re: This Valet got his best tip ever (and a raging case of blue balls!)
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 5/1/25 at 7:04 am
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I worked valet in Scottsdale and Tempe for a while. Beaver shots were an every day thing.
If you can fog a mirror you can get laid in Snotsdale. Its like cougar heaven.
re: How many dead people has the OT had sex with?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/25 at 7:36 pm
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Ones that have died or ones you wish had died?
:rotflmao:
why not both?
re: How many dead people has the OT had sex with?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/25 at 7:24 pm
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Are you a male prostitute?
I am not. also, the rule of three applies, right? so if ive slept with 30 women really its more like ten. so there. 30% of the women ive slept with are now dead. that seems really high.
re: How many dead people has the OT had sex with?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/25 at 7:07 pm
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I fricked a girl about 7 or 8 years back and she killed herself a week later.
lol. the first one was a katrina refugee. ended up beating her husband and got arrested. then she died in like 2013. crazy shite. talk about dodging a bullet.
How many dead people has the OT had sex with?
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/25 at 6:55 pm
Late night random question for the OT... Someone told me tonight an old fling i used to hook up with back in the day died. Had no idea of course. Felt sad. Mourned. Even said a bit of a prayer.
It got me to thinking though...she's the 3rd woman Ive known in that way that has died. Im barely into my 40s. Whats the common take on that around these parts? Is that number low? High? middle? (clearly I'm having trouble filling the hours tonight...) What say the OT?
It got me to thinking though...she's the 3rd woman Ive known in that way that has died. Im barely into my 40s. Whats the common take on that around these parts? Is that number low? High? middle? (clearly I'm having trouble filling the hours tonight...) What say the OT?
re: This Chinese Baw ain't playing around
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/30/25 at 6:17 pm
elbow needs to be under the chin. just saying.
re: Rosamund Pike says we're entering an age of 'prudery' with sex taking 'a backseat'
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/29/25 at 8:03 am
I would do very unchristian things to this woman....
That being said, and for as much as people shite on him, Adam Sandler understands this topic very well. His movies always have super hot women in them. Much easier to stare at Salma Hayek or Jennifer Aniston for a couple of hours than to stare at Bella Ramsey for the same amount of time.
That being said, and for as much as people shite on him, Adam Sandler understands this topic very well. His movies always have super hot women in them. Much easier to stare at Salma Hayek or Jennifer Aniston for a couple of hours than to stare at Bella Ramsey for the same amount of time.
re: 'The Last of Us' Season 2 Discussion Thread | No Game Spoilers/Discussion
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/29/25 at 12:26 am
At the end of the day she's a terrible character. Plain face. Shitty emotions. Hard to get behind a show like this going forward if the father daughter element is literally killed by a jealous woman.
re: My wife and I just got back from a trip to The Villages
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/28/25 at 1:32 pm
I volunteered at a golf tournament last year. Met a couple from the villages. They looked nice. Like the kinda folks in used to seeing in my circles only older, you know?
They were only in town for the golf. I told them I knew of another couple at the club that also has a place in the villages. I made an introduction. Never saw the 4 of them again all weekend despite them being on the schedule a couple more times.
I was like, holy shite it's real. All I got lol.
They were only in town for the golf. I told them I knew of another couple at the club that also has a place in the villages. I made an introduction. Never saw the 4 of them again all weekend despite them being on the schedule a couple more times.
I was like, holy shite it's real. All I got lol.
re: Vanessa Kirby confirms F4 explores gender politics
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/27/25 at 8:08 am
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It’s like Disney likes losing money.
at this point I'm convinced they are doing this shite on purpose to offset the expenses of carrying so many live sports on ESPN.
re: Fun movie facts not many people know
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/27/25 at 8:03 am
Casablanca almost didn't get made. Warners took a flyer on it because it was cheap to make and they needed to get a movie out.
Coincidentally, this is why movies today kinda suck. If it isn't a known IP or something with a big budget it just wont get made by the big studios. Imagine how many Casablanca type movies are just languishing in dev hell because it doesn't fit with the times?
Coincidentally, this is why movies today kinda suck. If it isn't a known IP or something with a big budget it just wont get made by the big studios. Imagine how many Casablanca type movies are just languishing in dev hell because it doesn't fit with the times?
re: Bob Baffert is back at the Kentucky Derby with 2 contenders after serving suspension
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/27/25 at 8:00 am
This is like when Ozzy Osbourne pissed on the Alamo and got banned from San Antonio for ten years....then he came back and rocked that joint.
re: River Monsters might be one of the most underrated TV shows around
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/25/25 at 7:04 am
Didnt this show "end" because he basically caught everything there was to catch? That might be the most baw thing ever.
Also, if you love this you will love Chasing Monsters with Cyril Chauquet. That guy is awesome and his show is pretty funny.
Also, if you love this you will love Chasing Monsters with Cyril Chauquet. That guy is awesome and his show is pretty funny.
re: Los Angeles faces a nearly $1 billion budget shortfall.
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany on 4/23/25 at 4:45 pm
O man, just wait until the bill for the shite sandwich CALPers is comes due. 3 billion will seem like couch cushion money.
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