Oily Tigah
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | City of Surup |
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| Occupation: | Reservoir Engineer |
| Number of Posts: | 2373 |
| Registered on: | 5/1/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: SO found some porn on my laptop (NSFW)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 7/15/14 at 3:27 pm
[quote]women in porn do the type of shite women in real life won't[/quote]
Maybe the women you frick around with....
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re: help me decide on a new flatbill
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/25/14 at 1:27 pm
If this is not a joke, then please proceed to your nearest suicide booth....
re: Anyone on the OT been to ND for Oil Boom
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/24/14 at 4:46 pm
[quote]Loking for an easy paycheck can backfire easily. [/quote]
Reading mofo! Do you do it? OP said he didn't have a choice....
re: Was there a thread about the barge & ship collision in Galveston?
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/24/14 at 4:42 pm
I heard it was 168000 gal, or 4000 bbls.
ETA: Beat me to it....
re: Caption this photo - HS softball edition
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/24/14 at 10:30 am
Falcon Punch!...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 3:07 pm
[quote]Why is it so hard to find one who can do material balance or nodal analysis properly?[/quote]
I guess bc most Res Eng are pencil pushing, bean counters these days. Personally I blame the shale plays....
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 3:04 pm
[quote]you got any production or completions positions open? [/quote]
Yes!...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 2:11 pm
[quote]I've got 5 years reservoir experience. Is that Sr. enough?[/quote]
Anyone that is interested, send your resume to
oilytigah@gmail.com
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re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 1:45 pm
[quote] [b]MOST[/b]Resivior engineers are useless anyway. They may as well have an accounting degree. All they do is manipulate numbers to the low side when buying and high side when selling. Then they go somewhere in between when forecasting. They don't engineer shite.[/quote]
FIFY. I agree, mos...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 1:06 pm
[quote]Also consider changing your recruiting strategy. Is there anyone internal you can promote, even if involves relocation, and then look to back fill that position. [/quote]
We have had 3 people in that position in the last 3 years. The first 2 were internal promotes. One stayed 6 months, the...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 12:31 pm
[quote]Does the job ACTUALLY require 10 years experience to do the job? If not, then part of the problem could be that you are requiring unnecessary experience rather than looking at actual job and transferable skills that will work to get the job done. If you aren't willing to make any concessions ...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 11:54 am
[quote]not sure, you work for them. is this normal?[/quote]
I want to know if it is "normal" for other companies.I already know that I find it unacceptable. If I am going to raise a stink about it, I need to be able to point to what other companies are doing ans show that we don't meet the indust...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 11:49 am
It's a great company. We just don't have 9/80, which puts us at a significant disadvantage were recruiting is concerned. ...
re: How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 11:46 am
Well obviously, my question is how long until you start demanding some results?...
How long should it take to fill a Sr. Eng position? (oil patch)
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/21/14 at 11:44 am
Specifically, a Sr. Reservoir Eng or Sr Production Engineer, but I'm also interested in info from other fields.
We have had a Sr Res Eng position open in my asset for 210 days. That seems like a long time....
re: Are depressed people generally that way because of unrealistic expectations?
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/17/14 at 4:20 pm
[quote]Are they depressed because they lack contentment or do they lack contentment because they are depressed?[/quote]
They are depressed bc of brain chemicals bro....
re: Is my wife trying to kill me?
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/13/14 at 4:32 pm
Are you worth more to her dead or alive?...
re: Dad shoots teen boy found in his daughters bed
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/13/14 at 12:15 pm
[quote]If true then he walks. The mentality of a father protecting his daughter from a male intruder, in Texas... Walk[/quote]
IDK, I don't think they let you shoot people bc your daughter is a whore, even in TX....
re: What to expect? Recruiter called about my resume on Monster
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/12/14 at 9:16 am
They get paid by the company they place you with. About 30% of what ever salary they get you. They will kiss your arse, bc you are like a big check made out to cash for them....
re: Single picture of all satellites currently orbiting the earth
Posted by Oily Tigah on 3/6/14 at 12:40 pm
[quote]Dumb question: How do they not bump into each other? Are they all orbiting at same speed?[/quote]
Geosynchronous orbits. Youre welcome....
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