HenryParsons

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Michael Keaton is actually Michael Douglas and for obvious reasons had to use a pseudonym

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I feel like we just sit and home and be broke, and my wife and I are both 6 figure earners with no car payments

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can’t stand people who try to cause unnecessary panic in others. That’s what this post is.

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HOLLY SPRINGS, Miss. - A man was attacked after walking into a Mississippi club and using racial slurs, police said.

According to police, the attack happened at C.J. Lounge in Marshall County. Police said the man walked into the venue and started using the "N-word" when referring to patrons. Officers told FOX13 that the man went to the hospital Wednesday, believing he may have a broken jaw. The incident happened late Saturday night. Police are trying to determine if the attack is a hate crime.

Holly Springs Police provided cell phone footage to FOX13, showing a Tippah County man who had been stripped naked. Police said the people who attacked him are seen pouring beer on him in the video. Seconds before that happened, police said the man was kicked and stomped on nearly every part of his body.

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"The guy walked in, and he was very aggressive," said Miles Stone. Stone said he was at the club on Memphis Street late Saturday night when the incident happened. "Other guys in the area were listening, trying to remain calm. They asked him to leave quietly."

Police said the Tippah County man continued to call people racial slurs. In another video provided by Holly Springs Police, the man can be seen outside of the bar speaking erratically and throwing what investigators believe to be gang signs.

"When they were scuffling outside, he was still using the N-word: 'F you N's, f you N's.'" Stone said.

Officers said the attackers used poles and sticks to beat the man.

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FEDERAL WAY, Wash. (KIRO) - A bearded dragon owner in Washington state is counting his blessings after his beloved pet saved him from a fire.

Donald Hale and his bearded dragon, Spike, are nearly inseparable. That likely saved both their lives May 17 when a fire broke out in their Federal Way apartment.

“I witnessed a miracle right here laying on this couch because if my dragon don’t wake me up, if he don’t wake me up, I don’t be here talking to y’all,” Hale said.

Hale came back from a 13-mile run that night and fell into a deep sleep on the couch after taking some melatonin. He didn’t hear the two smoke alarms that began going off.

But luckily for him, Spike was not about to go down in flames. He used his very long tail like a whip to wake up his sleeping owner. “Didn’t no neighbor come and wake me up. Didn’t no alarm wake me up. My dragon woke me up,” Hale said.

Hale went to the bathroom, where he discovered the problem. “When I opened the cabinet, from the pressure, the smoke and fire came out. I backed out… grabbed something to put the water in, came back and put it out,” he said.

He says someone poured something down the drain, causing the fire. Now, Hale is thanking both God and his wordless companion for saving his life. “He don’t make no noise. He don’t bark. He don’t holler. But he made the loudest noise that day I ever heard in my life by banging on my face,” he said of Spike.

As a reward, Hale says he’s going to take Spike on a vacation to the Grand Canyon.

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You're not running a fundraiser. Your kid isn't offering something to raise money. Youre just soliciting

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