Gee Grenouille

can someone explain these BBQ pits to me? I am in the market for something.

I'm not going anywhere that I have to use one of those.

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And you have proof she consented to all 7? That’s what I thought. Retard

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It's not the job of the defense to prove consent. It's the job of the prosecution to prove she didn't.

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The dems don't want them to be able to read.

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True story, that's why candidates have numbers.

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I am being very serious when I say there is something wrong with you. If any part of this little story is true, you’re nuts.

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They probably weren't in 10,000 pieces, but they were unusable.

I don't see the big deal. I don't need a bunch of white women finding me shite to do.

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This has to be a massive scam to get “pack ripper” addicts. With Pokemon cards unless you are really lucky you will not get any real short term return. Pokemon is more about holding long term. There are no massive hitters like sports cards. They will make arse tons of money selling “online packs” and then buy singles to give to people. Which if you want a card you can just go on eBay and buy the single and save tons of money instead of trying to chase. On top of that I would be extremely wary of online packs being tuned to the actual hit rate of real packs.

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God damnit man you have got to get some pussy.

I’m visualizing my MiL in those headphones and I’m cackling.

I can’t deal with having to explain everything multiple times. He can’t hear. She can’t hear. It’s exhausting. I’m to a point with my FiL that I’ll just tell him I’m not talking to him unless he has his hearing aides in.

1 gallon, and I will be using it in a few weeks. I will probably have to go back and get another gallon.

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Now, these kids are destroying property for internet cred

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30 years ago it was all the rage for kids to go mess with people's pumpkins for their fall fair displays in Franklinton. Now, I've yet to be able to explain, in adequate terms, how the good folks of Washington Parish feel about their fair. The whole damn town shuts down. Schools, businesses, etc. To suggest that someone has a drs appt, or other such nonsense, the week of the fair, is as heinous as messing with someone's fall decorations.

One ole boy finally had enough. A police buddy of his sprayed a can of mace on his pumpkins and he would mist them every evening. The school kids finally got their mitts on the pumpkins, and that ended the great Franklinton pumpkin busting tradition.

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Throw it in my desk drawer

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you single? My wife and daughter would sniff out those bennies