
MojoGuyPan
Favorite team: | UCF ![]() |
Location: | Intercession City, Florida |
Biography: | Born: Bangor, PA - Live: Kissimmee, FL |
Interests: | Sk8ting, Persian Cuisine, |
Occupation: | Internet Technology |
Number of Posts: | 2797 |
Registered on: | 6/22/2018 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Obama daughter done got thiccc (nsfw)
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/24/22 at 8:40 am
Why is this nsfw?
re: Mo brooks responds to Trump.
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/23/22 at 5:32 pm
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Trump won BIGLY!!!!
Actually Trump lost. What administration is running the country is what counts and Biden is in. Trump is sitting in Florida with his thumb up his arse.
This is like claiming the Saints won the NFC Championship game against the Rams a few years ago.
You don't win by losing.
re: the South Americans going to fight in Ukraine
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/21/22 at 4:56 pm
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It’s just like a game of paintball,” he added

re: Are you on Team Ketanji?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/21/22 at 1:31 pm
#teambrown
re: Do you remember when some fast food places tasted "good"?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/21/22 at 10:52 am
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Subway back in the day was fricking fantastic.
Are you out of your mind?
I do remember when Cane's had real-sized chicken fingers, it was tight.
re: If you had to choose one, would you bang Lizzo or Rosie O’Donnell in her prime?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/20/22 at 8:04 pm
Lizzo and it isn't even close. Lizzo has a pretty face is talented, can twerk and looks like a lot of fun. She is a real woman and would try to get you off.
Rosie, by the standards of some, had the better body but has perma bitch face and is a lesbian. She would in no way provide the assist. It would be like banging a refrigerator.
Rosie, by the standards of some, had the better body but has perma bitch face and is a lesbian. She would in no way provide the assist. It would be like banging a refrigerator.
re: Zelenskyy signs into law SocialCredit App, UniversalBasic Income, DigitalID & Vax passport
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/19/22 at 5:43 pm
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She wasn’t talking about 666 barcodes on your hands for purchasing basic goods.
Do you have any evidence of this or is this just your lousy opinion?
re: Mandeville private schools
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/19/22 at 5:39 pm
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Mandeville private schools

re: NJ substitute teacher arrested after allegedly masturbating in front of students
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/19/22 at 12:17 pm
That's hot.


re: Why do fat people avoid cardio at the gym?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/19/22 at 12:15 pm
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when you're 80-100 pounds overweight you need to be doing cardio
This is flat out bullshite. 20 minutes of jogging doesn't do jack. You can't outrun a bad diet. Adjusting your diet and building muscle is exponentially more effective in changing body composition than cardio.
Old school bodybuilders didn't even do cardio to cut, only diet.
OP is an ignorant douchebag. Think about 2 Oreos, now think about how much cardio you would need to do to burn them. Diet plays most significant role by a long shot.
re: Let’s imagine your wife and your mother switched bodies
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/19/22 at 8:01 am
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Arkansas Fan
Checks out.
re: Should I leave Ukraine?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/18/22 at 4:13 pm
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They came under fire, shockingly by the Ukrainian army" with no details
Let us know when they reach the safety of the Reddit Foreign Legion. This has to be the most boring long-troll in OT history.
re: NPR’s 2020 explanation why they wouldn’t cover the Hunter Biden story
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/17/22 at 3:30 pm
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One of OMB's worst mistakes was not defunding that shite programming
Ummm NPR is made possible by listeners like you and corporate sponsors like Archer Daniels Midlands, Facebook, and Pfizer.
re: Americans Sanctioned by Russia
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/16/22 at 8:10 am
4chan board.
re: Y'all really think Trump was funny?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 3:38 pm
He's no Mitch Hedburg. Trump is more on the level of a Dane Cook but not as sexy.
re: The San Diego Chicken
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 3:31 pm
Krazy George > San Diego Chicken
SDC didn't invent no wave.
SDC didn't invent no wave.
re: Physics Is Now Racist
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 2:48 pm
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Physics Is Now Racist
When hasn't it been? Srsly I took it in college and it certainly draws a specific type if you know what I mean.
Just look at the TAs and you get the picture. There wasn't a white or black kid in the class or lab at UCF (I'm 1st gen Asian-American not FOB like the rest of my class was.)
re: Anyone else find it odd how quickly the Covid narrative was dropped?
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 11:32 am
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Anyone else find it odd how quickly the Covid narrative was dropped?
For the last two years Covid dominated all sources of information
I'd say two years was a good run, plenty long enough.
re: Nobel prize 'horse paste' that costs 3c/dose reduces Covid death by 70%, infections by 44%
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 11:06 am
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Nobel prize 'horse paste' that costs 3c/dose reduces Covid death by 70%, infections by 44%
Maybe if they wanted it to be taken seriously as a medicine for humans, they shouldn't have called it "horse paste."
re: Dumbass Keith Olbermann tells Rand Paul to become a doctor before criticizing Fauci
Posted by MojoGuyPan on 3/15/22 at 11:01 am
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pancreas
Ummm, you can live without that just fine as millions of people do.
I guess someone forgot to tell that to Patrick Swayze.

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