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That would have been 2 horrific signings.

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Yep, a total shite-show. By all accounts, Longstreet & Clark have flashed potential in Spring practices, but are reportedly not ready just yet to face SEC defenses. Would've been a lot of on-the-job-training for them resulting in crucial CFP-deciding losses in Kiffin's first year, if Sorsby would've taken their snaps in spring, then disappeared.

Kiffin was already a villain for leaving Ole Miss during the CFP. Imagine Kiffin also getting a judge to overrule the NCAA to let Sorsby play, then the SEC suggesting they won't play LSU, which forces LSU to cut ties with Sorsby. The hate for Lane would've ben unprecedented. They would've jizzed to see Kiffin with a BK-like 5-loss first season, and the mass portal entrants.

And if Coleman would've been ousted from an already thin Edge group, it might've cost Blake Baker his job, or for sure, some opportunities next coaching-changes cycle.

2026 could've been a worse nightmare than 2025 LSU.

Here’s video of the live commitment. Says he is recruiting Edge Abraham Sesay to join him (and KJ Green).

I still remember exactly where I was, in the living room, thinking the game was over, ironing a shirt before a date, then I was jumping up & down and almost burned my shirt. I can't believe it's been 30 years ...or that I dated that butterface.

If judges are now allowing both Sorsby & Chambliss to play, despite clear cut NCAA rules saying they can't, RJ Luis should get to play, too. LSU just needs to find a La. judge to give an injunction.

Highest Bidder Board makes a better alliteration.

2 for 2

Sorsby & Coleman

A DL that's 247's #1 player in the country & a TTU commit, now I'm wondering if CEO was brought on specifically as an all-hands-on-deck move to assist with this flip.

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Now let's bring back 24 hour Walmarts.

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It was probably a coincidence, but all but one Walmart stopped 24 hour shopping in Greater New Orleans when Katrina hit in 2005. (The Kenner location stayed open 24 hours until around 2010.)

I get why the stores affected by the storm would only reopen with limited hours, as workers weren't back, but the unaffected neighboring cities had a massive influx of residents/potential employees and the stores still cut down store hours.(???) Walmart as a company must've been looking at cutting hours and jumped on the opportunity.

Then it took another disaster (COVID) to make it a permanent nation-wide.

In 1984, Hokie as a Saint led the NFL in rushing average with 6.0 per carry. This was in the era when defenses were built to stop the run.

That year had some all-time greats, too. Eric Dickerson (a record 2100+ yards), Walter Payton, John Riggins, Marcus Allen, Tony Dorsett, etc. and ratio-wise, Hokie was outpacing them all. Beast!