teke184

re: Suspected Tesla firebomber released by judge over limited access to “gender-affirming care

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 8:01 pm

As I keep saying in these cases… it’s political terrorism and the 60s showed the Feds have the ability to barge in and charge people if the local law refuses to do so.

re: Texas Longhorns will spend between $35-40 million on their football roster

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 4:05 pm

Sounds like the late 70s / early 80s except with Texas rather than SMU.

re: The Smashing Machine - Starring The Rock and Emily Blunt

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 2:59 pm

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remember the one black dude (can't remember his name...Pat something?) who did the running front kick and just peelayed some dude in the chest. That was badass.

Pat Militech?

Edit - Wrong Pat. Looks like Patrick Smith, a former K1 kickboxer.

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re: The Smashing Machine - Starring The Rock and Emily Blunt

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 2:58 pm

Sounds like you were watching UFC 4 live when the interviewer asked Dan Severn what he was going to do to prepare to face Royce Gracie.

Dan’s trainer, wrestler Al Snow, was a smartass and said that Dan was going to go wear himself out having sex in the back.

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re: US ready to sign Ukraine minerals deal ‘this afternoon’, as Kyiv sends minister to DC

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 2:56 pm

Wasn’t it determined that one or more Euro countries already claimed those rights?

re: John Elway involved in golf cart incident that leaves his long time agent dead

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 2:53 pm

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Why? They’re fun to cruise around in, in the right places.

Same can be said of mopeds and fat chick. And you don’t want your friends to see you riding either of them.

re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 2:51 pm

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Well ya see, Louisiana is very similar to Florida. I like to think of it as Florida without the beaches. Just interior Florida

West Florida then?

re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 1:01 pm

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What the frick are you talking about? It's his stepmom. I am pretty sure most well-adjusted teenagers could resist.

Apparently not considering that stepmom porn is apparently a booming category per Pornhub.

re: The Colorado Rockies are on pace to possibly become the worst MLB team of all time.

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 12:48 pm

My visited parks list is mainly stadiums that no longer host teams, most of which were considered abominations.

Alameda County Stafium, Metrodome, Astrodome, Jack Murphy, etc.

The only two hallowed stadiums on the list are old Yankee’s Stadium and Fenway.

re: Florida nurse caught by husband having sex with her 15-year-old stepson loses med license

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 12:30 pm

Reminds me of the nurse from that Blink 182 album.

re: Dame feared to have torn his Achilles.

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 11:30 am

Only consolation for them is that we are in shite shape ourselves.

Unless we have a major turnaround, they will still have a lottery pick. Just probably not as great of one as they should get.

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re: U.S. Federal District Judge: Bans ICE from arresting illegals.

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 11:23 am

When they have warning, a fricking judge smuggles them out of the courtroom.

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re: The Colorado Rockies are on pace to possibly become the worst MLB team of all time.

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 10:59 am

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They are the bobcats of the MLB

Yet they still have more WS appearances than the Mariners.

How sad is that?

re: Limestone University (SC) will close down after 179 years

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 10:42 am

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Their 1st baseball coach was Gaylord Perry.

Did they buy KY in bulk for the pitching staff?

re: #Supersh*t rumor for Gunn’s Superman movie ?

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 10:40 am

Still sounds better than Superman IV.

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re: How Trump Sabotaged Canada's Conservatives and Gifted the Ruling Left-Wing Government

Posted by teke184 on 4/30/25 at 10:37 am

Conservatives in Canada are at a major structural disadvantage due to how their constitution is set up.

The number of minimum ridings set for small liberal provinces take away from potential seats that Alberta and Saskatchewan should get off population.

Think of it as the 435 House seats but, instead of a minimum of 1 seat per state, certain low population states like Rhode Island and Delaware are guaranteed 3-5 House members because they were in the original 13 colonies.

That would throw 4-8 extra seats to the Dems because they control those areas securely while also cutting seats to other states like Florida which have high populations and are more likely to vote Republican.

That’s not to say Trump helped the Conservative Party by any means but the deck is stacked against them. The only time they have gotten an actual majority in recent memory was when the Liberal government got caught in massive corruption and attempted to use media shield laws to prevent it from being made public.