Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Inside
Biography:No privilege, I earned everything
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Occupation:Saving the world
Number of Posts:4191
Registered on:4/30/2017
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That’s really the thought that went through your head. Betacuck
If they race to the top I feel like they would die. I mean I got lightheaded up there and only lasted 15 minutes.
I am not sure why we celebrate a month for how people have sex. But since we are doing this shite, can we have a threesome month? I bet the ball players will get behind that one.
Or it’s a great guide to government spending because how else can we keep this economy rolling except causing inflation in junk food and healthcare.
I never understood why people get excited about new vehicles. Oh man the screen is 1.4 inches wider and the cup holder can now hold my wife’s owala let me go spend $50,000.
I prefer pole strippers but I’m willing to try a floor one.
Put it in your back driveway.

re: Gas prices are bullshite

Posted by Lickitty Split on 6/27/26 at 11:06 pm to
Only poor people and people that spend money poorly complain about gas prices. Please make sure you attribute this quote to me when you use it in the future as I came up with it myself.
Getting physically shite on after getting knocked out. I’ve seen some shite in my day.
So can I as a landlord not renew the lease with the tenant and then jack the price up? I wouldn’t give the tenant the option. When I say no renewal I’ll let them offer to pay more.

re: Help deciding on next car

Posted by Lickitty Split on 6/27/26 at 11:00 pm to
Midlife crisis or pretentious douche or both. I can’t give a recommendation until I know the answer.

re: I think I could fix her

Posted by Lickitty Split on 6/27/26 at 10:59 pm to
Should have just used an air tag like all the other crazy stalkers
Who gives a f u c K- white man in a van down by the river.
So you believe all propaganda I see. Good luck in life.

re: OMG - It's So Hot Outside!!

Posted by Lickitty Split on 6/27/26 at 10:55 pm to
I started cutting the grass at 4 today. I stopped one time because it felt hot. I felt my heart beating so I decided to get some water and not die. I have to keep making money for the kids. I think the heat index was like 112 at the time.
It’s all good as long as she keeps coming back for more. I took pride in knowing broads like this would keep coming back for the dick.

You never fall in love with the stripper. You make the stripper fall in love with you. Then you get a couple of strippers wanting to lick your balls and arse at the same time and they are supplying you with the drugs.

Maybe this is NSFW now.

re: Patio Lounge

Posted by Lickitty Split on 6/27/26 at 10:29 pm to
Been there several times but it’s been a few years.

Time Out was my place though. Played many a card game after hours and bet on many football boards there.