fifthdeadlyvenom

re: New statues of Jug Ears and Big Mike and the trash can library.

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 6/1/26 at 6:04 pm to Night Vision

Al Jolson vibes

re: Meanwhile, we have the other "generational talent"

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/31/26 at 11:37 am to jrobic4

Spurs get the first overall pick and get:
David Robinson
Tim Duncan
Wemby

Pels get the first overall pick:
Street Clothes Davis
Zion

Pelicans Talk

re: Olave and Tyson. Over/under 24 combined starts?

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/29/26 at 3:45 pm to DellTronJon

I'll take the over 24 on the number of peckers OP will suck this weekend.

re: Our history with UGA DL hasn’t been that great. Will Christen Miller be different?

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/28/26 at 4:56 pm to Weekend Warrior79

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3rd round draft pick that still in the league about to enter his 14th season, started 14 games for Baltimore last season. Sounds like the draft scouts got that one right

Correct, John Jenkins is a viable, productive NFL player that's good at what he does: be a big fat NT that clogs up the middle of the line.

He played well for the Saints in his rookie year in 2013. The next year Payton outsmarted himself and decided that he wanted to recreate the Seahawks defense with nowhere near the secondary/LB talent.

re: NS Packers star RB Josh Jacobs arrested for domestic violence

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/27/26 at 7:46 am to Proximo

Everyone thinks that Mickey's the one dying to trade/get rid of him, but nobody mentions that maybe Kellen's not that high on AK and can take him or leave him.

re: The real meaning of the Wizard of Oz…

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/25/26 at 9:39 am to Placekicker

I remember smoking my first joint.

re: Selena Gomez to star in four-hour X-rated film

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/20/26 at 4:49 pm to Darth_Vader

Will probably be like the Caligula movie back in the day, where the Hollywood actors do regular, plot-driven scenes and they get pornstars to do the orgy/fricking scenes.

O-T Lounge

re: Chicago park & rec official uses taxpayer money for a helicopter landing prom photo shoot

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/20/26 at 4:44 pm to bad93ex

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Peaking in high school?

This, exactly. Same reason why such a big deal is made at high school graduations with the graduate and family members back-flipping and cart-wheeling around the auditorium for an accomplishment that's expected of every average teenager in the country.

To paraphrase Chris Rock: "You're SUPPOSED to graduate high school, ya dumb muthafricka!!!".

O-T Lounge

re: Willie Green 2.0

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/18/26 at 10:31 am to Fun Bunch

Just imagine if he would have told the Pelicans "thanks, but no thanks". Would have been a new low.

Pelicans Talk

re: A third of Congressional Black Caucus could be wiped out by redistricting, Democrats warn

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/13/26 at 1:52 pm to L.A.

Gigantic Goofy arse Eyeglass Frame lobby about to take a huge hit.

re: Texarkana "community activist" arrested for scamming USMC Toys For Tots program.

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/13/26 at 1:16 pm to bad93ex

Bitch looks like Takeo Spikes in drag.

O-T Lounge

re: Position Battle Outlook:

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/13/26 at 8:14 am to TrapperJohn

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Saldiveri was put on the PUP list today after a failed physical.

re: Position Battle Outlook:

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/11/26 at 10:12 am to Dantheman504

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Offensive Line Depth Chart:
LT: Banks/
LG: Edwards/ Radunz
C: McCoy/ T Simpkins
RG: Ruiz/ J Wright
RT: Fuaga/

OL Battle: (2)
X Truss/ N Saldiveri/ A Richards/ A Herron

People seem to forget that Will Sherman is still on the roster and played well last year. Often times, the offense looked better with him filling in for Ruiz.

Asim Richards is the only true swing tackle w/experience and they traded for him last year. Can't see him losing his spot to a developmental guy like Herron.

Also, Nick Saldiveri can frick right off. Wouldn't even bring his useless arse to camp.

re: All eight members of New Orleans' 2026 draft class are now under contract.

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/9/26 at 1:11 pm to Chad504boy

Howie Roseman laughs at your Johnathan Sullivan PTSD:

re: 12-yo Florida girl arrested for threatening to k*ll teacher and shoot up elementary school

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/7/26 at 12:47 pm to L.A.

Is that a she or a "she"?

If it's the latter, then not surprised it threatened to kill people.

re: AOC would like to learn you a few things about how no one can earn a billion dollars

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/7/26 at 11:13 am to Nosevens

Belly protrusion already starting to catch up with the rack.

Abuela-mode activated.

re: Chiefs cut former Saints QB Jake Haener after tryouts at rookie minicamp

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/4/26 at 4:26 pm to saintsfan92612

Garrett Grayson was dogshit too. At the cost of a 3rd round pick to boot.

re: Kamara going on Terron Armstead's show live at 6 tonight

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/4/26 at 3:22 pm to Chad504boy

Loomis probably hoping this dude announces his retirement today. You can tell from his responses/body language when asked about AK.

-3

re: Rondo a potential candidate for Pels Head Coach

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 5/3/26 at 6:24 pm to Demps

Nothing says Pels like “the holdup is that we’re waiting for our top candidate to get shitcanned”.

Pelicans Talk

re: Saints ranked #1 team at drafting since 2006.

Posted by fifthdeadlyvenom on 4/30/26 at 5:16 pm to saintsfan92612

That 2007 draft had a real butterfly effect on them winning it all in 2009:

Jermon Bushrod was able to jump in and not miss a beat when Jammal Brown blew his knee out in the 1st preseason game of 2009.

Robert Meachem, though never becoming a real go-to receiver, was huge in 2009. He damn near single-handedly won that Redskins game (INT/strip-fumble from the defender and ran back for a TD) which kept them a game in front of the Vikings to eventually get the 1st seed/home field throughout.

Also, the drafting of Meachem over Greg Olsen forced Payton to eventually trade for Shockey, which injected some swagger, toughness and attitude into an offense that was considered soft/finesse for most of 2006-2008.