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| Biography: | Social media poet, activist, essayist, rogue literary scholar, champion of truth & justice, emcee, academic, purveyor of rhetoric, & Tigerdroppings Influencer |
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re: Educate Me On An Alabama Rig
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 10:36 pm to WillFerrellisking
I really like to have a bladed Alabama Rig.
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Must have flown out after I saw him as I saw him at 9 am.
re: They don’t give a shite
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 10:20 pm to Beauregard96
Houston we are losing to Houston of all teams. This is the McNeese State of Texas.
re: Blake baker defense is trash
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 10:18 pm to madddoggydawg
Tulane dodged a bullet not hiring him IMO.
re: Chance of a Lane postgame presser
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 10:17 pm to keepitsimple2
Saw him in Cali this morning. He isn’t coming to this dumpster fire of a game.
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Found someone that didn’t watch in the 90s
Nothing more magical than the Miami at LSU game in the hurricane force rains to bring back the quality of athletes we had back then.
I blame the AD for not brining Lou Tepper back to coach this team to victory.
re: Saints jump in playoffs probability % with today's win against the Bucs
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 10:09 pm to blafayette
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Love the Grok scenarios. Aliens invade? Ca slides into the ocean?? I vote for all the scenarios
REO Speedwagon sang “Keep Believin” with the Saints in mind.
I’m with Archie Manning on this it’s not over until the names are officially called and the teams are lined up on the field. #Believe
re: Tucker Carlson says no one's been killed (in the U.S.) by radical islam in 24 years ....
Posted by MrLSU on 12/27/25 at 12:13 pm to honeybadger07
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And also conveniently uses in the last 24 years…9-11 was 24 years and 3 months ago
Until Fuentes links the Jews to 9-11
LSU bagman took the bag to pay off a player.
Grok says Saints are still in the playoff hunt. Here's a comprehensive list, from semi-plausible to speculative possibilities:
1. Mass Disqualifications of Teams: If 2-3 NFC teams above them (e.g., Panthers, Buccaneers, Vikings) get disqualified for major violations—like a league-wide PED scandal, salary cap fraud, or revived BountyGate-level bounties—their seasons could be voided. The NFL might then shrink the playoff field or invite the next-best eligible teams (including the Saints at 6-11) to fill spots. If gruesome: This could stem from investigations revealing criminal activity, leading to arrests or team shutdowns.
2. Widespread Forfeits Adjusting Records: If multiple teams forfeit remaining games (or past ones are retroactively forfeited) due to strikes, ownership disputes, or scandals, it could reduce their win totals. For example, if the Panthers and Bucs forfeit their last two (dropping to 8-9 but with forfeits counting as losses beyond that), and wildcard teams like the Packers forfeit enough to fall to 8-9 or worse, the Saints could tie or pass via adjusted tiebreakers. Gruesome twist: A team-wide illness outbreak (e.g., a virulent flu or food poisoning epidemic) forces forfeits, or worse, player fatalities from accidents/injuries lead to incomplete seasons and record recalculations.
3. League Rule Changes or Expansion: The NFL commissioner could unilaterally expand the playoffs to 8-10 teams per conference mid-season (e.g., due to fan pressure or a lockout resolution), opening spots for sub-.500 teams like the Saints. Outlandish: A court ruling forces this after lawsuits over "unfair" eliminations. Gruesome: If a terrorist attack or natural disaster (e.g., hurricane hitting multiple stadiums) disrupts the season, the league shortens it and admits all remaining viable teams, including New Orleans.
4. Catastrophic Events Impacting Rivals: A massive disaster—earthquake in California affecting the 49ers/Rams, or a plane crash involving multiple NFC teams—could lead to suspended seasons for those squads, with the NFL awarding playoff berths to survivors like the Saints by default. Even more gruesome: Widespread violence, such as fan riots or targeted attacks on players/coaches, causing teams to withdraw or be banned, thinning the field enough for 6-11 to qualify.
5. Supernatural or Apocalyptic Scenarios: Aliens invade and abduct key players from contending teams, forcing forfeits. Or a zombie apocalypse wipes out rosters league-wide except in Louisiana (Who Dat resilience?). Time travel alters past game outcomes, retroactively giving the Saints wins.
1. Mass Disqualifications of Teams: If 2-3 NFC teams above them (e.g., Panthers, Buccaneers, Vikings) get disqualified for major violations—like a league-wide PED scandal, salary cap fraud, or revived BountyGate-level bounties—their seasons could be voided. The NFL might then shrink the playoff field or invite the next-best eligible teams (including the Saints at 6-11) to fill spots. If gruesome: This could stem from investigations revealing criminal activity, leading to arrests or team shutdowns.
2. Widespread Forfeits Adjusting Records: If multiple teams forfeit remaining games (or past ones are retroactively forfeited) due to strikes, ownership disputes, or scandals, it could reduce their win totals. For example, if the Panthers and Bucs forfeit their last two (dropping to 8-9 but with forfeits counting as losses beyond that), and wildcard teams like the Packers forfeit enough to fall to 8-9 or worse, the Saints could tie or pass via adjusted tiebreakers. Gruesome twist: A team-wide illness outbreak (e.g., a virulent flu or food poisoning epidemic) forces forfeits, or worse, player fatalities from accidents/injuries lead to incomplete seasons and record recalculations.
3. League Rule Changes or Expansion: The NFL commissioner could unilaterally expand the playoffs to 8-10 teams per conference mid-season (e.g., due to fan pressure or a lockout resolution), opening spots for sub-.500 teams like the Saints. Outlandish: A court ruling forces this after lawsuits over "unfair" eliminations. Gruesome: If a terrorist attack or natural disaster (e.g., hurricane hitting multiple stadiums) disrupts the season, the league shortens it and admits all remaining viable teams, including New Orleans.
4. Catastrophic Events Impacting Rivals: A massive disaster—earthquake in California affecting the 49ers/Rams, or a plane crash involving multiple NFC teams—could lead to suspended seasons for those squads, with the NFL awarding playoff berths to survivors like the Saints by default. Even more gruesome: Widespread violence, such as fan riots or targeted attacks on players/coaches, causing teams to withdraw or be banned, thinning the field enough for 6-11 to qualify.
5. Supernatural or Apocalyptic Scenarios: Aliens invade and abduct key players from contending teams, forcing forfeits. Or a zombie apocalypse wipes out rosters league-wide except in Louisiana (Who Dat resilience?). Time travel alters past game outcomes, retroactively giving the Saints wins.
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DOTD
The single worst state agency in the US bar none.
re: Greatest Trucks ever produced?
Posted by MrLSU on 12/26/25 at 11:35 am to SuperSaint
Cybertruck hands down with FSB
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he bought a $100K Mercedes with the donations
He Ghana ride all over the country now collecting even more donations for the Nuvalari Leonard he needs to replace the smelly ark.
Louisiana man complains about Christmas weather this year.
Posted by MrLSU on 12/26/25 at 8:00 am
Latest update on the Prophet as he arrives at Rapperholic 2025
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Estimated After-Tax Amounts (Rough Calculations, Single Filer)
• Lump Sum ($834.9 million gross):
• Immediate withholding: ~24% federal (~$200.4 million) + 3.9% state (~$32.6 million) ? Initial check: ~$601.9 million.
• Additional federal owed at filing: ~13% (~$108.5 million).
• Net take-home: Approximately $493–510 million (about 59–61% of gross, depending on exact deductions/other income).
• Annuity ($1.817 billion gross over 30 years):
• Each payment withheld at 24% federal + 3.9% state upfront.
• Total tax per payment: ~37% federal + 3.9% state = ~40.9%.
• Net annual payments: Start lower (~$22–23 million net in early years) and grow to higher amounts later (due to 5% increases), averaging ~$36–37 million net per year.
• Overall net over 30 years: Roughly $1.07–1.1 billion (higher retention than lump sum due to spreading income over time, potentially lower brackets per year).
Move to Puerto Rico to eliminate the 37% and 3.9% federal and state income tax issue going forward.
re: Michael Flynn presses Trump, Bondi, Wiles on Epstein response: ‘This is a disaster’.
Posted by MrLSU on 12/25/25 at 2:18 pm to IvoryBillMatt
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in the possession of the Department of Justice, including the Federal Bureau of Investigation and United States Attorneys’ Offices
Exception to the Act which no one tells the public is if they are UNDER SEAL in a court of competent jurisdiction then they can't be released unless all parties involved agree to unseal the civil/criminal cases involving Epstein which is not happening.
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