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King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/27/16 at 11:13 pm
If you don't know about these guys, you should.
Not upset, I just tell it like it is. That's something youre going to have to get used to
quote:

Nightmare at Neyland


That's a banger

re: Dothan, Alabama

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/27/16 at 9:02 pm
You must be a Dothan baw
I just speak from the heart, if you can't appreciate that then I don't have anything for you my friend.
My guess is yeah they'll win, but not convincingly. The Vol Boys will be riding high until the Hokies roll into Bristol and beat their arse in front of 120,000 toothless meth smokers.

Dothan, Alabama

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/27/16 at 8:11 pm
What a shitehole.
That's a book I'll read 3 times..check that, that's a book I'll read 7 times.
because its the biggest accomplishment they've had since '99. c'mon man, let them have this one.

re: LSU

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/25/16 at 4:35 pm
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re: LSU

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/25/16 at 3:01 pm
quote:

You thought you farted but you shitted


That's funny.

LSU

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/25/16 at 2:53 pm
goes 8-5 this season and fires Les.

Leonard Fournette cant do it all on his own. He will eventually get overworked and give out - much like a F1 car engine in the final laps of the Grand Prix Championships in Azerbaijan.

Les Miles has proved year in and year that though he can win the big game, he always finds a way to drop a couple of games down the stretch to lesser opponents (i.e. Ole Miss 2013, Arky '14, That horrendous 3 game stretch last season) that end up sending the Tigers to Texas Bowls and not NY6 events with the big dogs.

Brandon Harris....lol...that's all I have to say on his regard.

Personally, I really just don't see what all this LSU preseason hype is all about. Outside of L5 I couldn't name 3 players on the team literally not even 3! Bottom line Tigers underachieve once again and this board will be rid of the LSU drive-by posters for the majority of the season..but the Tiger Rant will be all but boring.

I'll be here all season,

Fart.

re: Depressed people in denial

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/24/16 at 10:38 am
Most likely hes mad because he cant get/doesn't have a woman.

Try to get him laid and he'll be peppy as shite.

re: Cocks Not Glocks

Posted by Fart Briles on 8/24/16 at 10:07 am
I agree this is just fricking weird
I mean I think they will be in the top 10 the majority of the season. Think about it, if they beat FSU they could very well jump into the top 5 right off the bat.

and so what if they lose to Bama? If they beat UGA the following week they will be sitting at 3-1 with wins against FSU and UGA and their only loss being to Bama that looks pretty strong I don't care who you are.