The TurdBurglar

10-team
1/2 PPR

Roster:
QB - Hurts
RB - Jacobs
RB - Brian Robinson
WR - Chase
WR - Amon-Ra
WR - Flowers
TE - Hockenson
FLEX -
DEF -
K - Bass

BEN - Tyrone Tracy
BEN - Singletary
BEN - Pacheco
BEN - Patrick Taylor
BEN - Christian Watson
BEN - Freiermuth
BEN - Falcons
BEN - Bills


Going against the No. 1 Seed and think I have a solid chance, but need some help on my flex and defense. I'm tilting big time

Flex
Tyrone Tracy - bum knee, terrible team that will only score 14 points, tough Falcons matchup

Patrick Taylor - Next guy up in SF. They are getting so far down the depth chart now though, I'm not sure they'll give him all the work. Starting LT is also out

Pacheco - Sharing too much with Hunt, tough matchup

Watson - So hot and cold, in a roulette of WRs every week, easy easy Saints matchup - they could get up so much they won't throw

Freiermuth - Pickens out, he's been more involved, but can I really start two TE's in the semis?

DEF
Atlanta at home vs NYG - Decent defense, terrible giants team, rookie QB starting that could amp up the team, but could also be terrible and put them on the field more

Bills at home vs Pats - Decent defense, terrible NE offense, cold weather game with some wind. But they've given up over 40 points in each of their last two games (granted it was the lions and the rams who are getting hot at the end here)

How are conservative women always so damn good looking

Thinking about going this route to deal with the Andrews situation. Find someone to play for the next three weeks until Hock gets back.

Someone please agree with me cause this hurts.

Someone needs to tell Kelly Clarkson to stop climaxing on national television

New keyword from the media. A “long-range” shot from “outside the perimeter”

SS should have had agents or eyes on every rooftop within a thousand yards of that stage. To pretend that this dude would have been hard to spot while spectators are literally on the ground right next to him trying to alert law enforcement.

I’m sorry but my BS meter is going way tf off.

Considering doing a straight swap of Olave for Aiyuk. Saints offense just has a stink around it while SF is hummin, and Aiyuk appears to be the top option there.

I need some additional opinions.

Etienne has a scary stretch coming up with NO, PIT, bye, SF, TEN in three weeks, Buffalo next week. They’ve looked pretty shaky as an offense

Got a league mate offering me Chase for Olave, straight up.

Other receivers are Hill, Amon-Ra, and Mike Williams and we start three in the lineup.

I have to take that right? I’m 2-0. Could just ride with those three until Burrow wakes up.

The favorite for national player of the year.
Two more pre-season all Americans.
A young exciting head coach that is a proven winner.
Some fire breathed into the program for the first time in years.

I like those odds.

Oh shite I thought this wasn’t supposed to resume until Monday. Any important developments this morning?