
baylorbaiter
Favorite team: | LSU ![]() |
Location: | Too close to Waco |
Biography: | Out of Louisiana by way of Texas |
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Number of Posts: | 1494 |
Registered on: | 4/30/2015 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: When Did Your Honeymoon Phase end?
Posted by baylorbaiter on 6/23/22 at 1:23 pm
When I was in the bathroom one morning brushing my teeth and she came in and sat down on the toilet and took a big, loud dump! I knew then we were an old married couple!
re: Which one of you Baws got caught Peeping?
Posted by baylorbaiter on 2/10/22 at 6:55 pm
Damn! Old boy can look down a well and tell you who's roofing the house!
re: Anyone tried The Little Big Cup in Arnaudville?
Posted by baylorbaiter on 1/24/22 at 7:56 pm
That's Bayou Teche, not a river.
re: Ole Miss - Jeff Lebby
Posted by baylorbaiter on 9/6/21 at 9:07 pm
Lebby is Art Briles' son-in-law.
re: Reputable non-profits- re:Hurricane Ida recovery
Posted by baylorbaiter on 9/1/21 at 9:35 pm
Having worked numerous disasters in Texas, I can say this. The Salvation Army gives the best bang for your donation dollars. frick the Red Cross!
re: Tucker segment on CDC Rent Moratorium
Posted by baylorbaiter on 8/4/21 at 8:42 pm
I knew him from working at TxDOT. He was a good man!
re: Giveaway Time...Awesome New Cooler & Gear Organizing System...Winners have been picked!
Posted by baylorbaiter on 5/24/21 at 9:10 am
I need this.
re: ULL 5 @ LSU 8 Final - SECN
Posted by baylorbaiter on 5/23/21 at 6:20 pm
Did you hear the PA announcer say the Tigers defeat UL Lafayette?
re: 27 people packed in a Ford Expedition....15 dead in wreck
Posted by baylorbaiter on 3/2/21 at 7:58 pm
One article said that the only seats in the Expedition were the front driver seat and front passenger seat.
re: Always turn Bluetooth off
Posted by baylorbaiter on 2/13/21 at 5:17 pm
Damn, baw, haven't you ever gone swimming in the Red River? Hottest pussy you'll ever get. And for the real first place medal, go for the Red Badge of Courage and eat that thing! :lol:
re: Where did the phrase “talking out of your arse” originate?
Posted by baylorbaiter on 7/30/20 at 6:38 pm
In its entirety I believe it's "Talkin' out your arse because your mouth knows better!" Talking shite!
re: UPDATED: Protester shot by vehicle occupant after surrounding car in Austin TX
Posted by baylorbaiter on 7/26/20 at 12:16 pm
First five by the rifle, next three by a pistol, and if you listen real close, there is another rifle report just after the last pistol report.
re: Calling AC experts of the OT. AC hits setpoint, warms back to 80+, rinse and repeat
Posted by baylorbaiter on 7/18/20 at 10:38 pm
I was having the same problem. It would be fine in the morning and start rising. Son of a bitch never quit running all day and finally topped out at 81. Full of Freon and coils were clean on both units. Outside unit was 20 years old, inside was 16. I had both units changed yesterday. Working fine.
re: BLM - Kenilworth Subdivision Saturday
Posted by baylorbaiter on 7/16/20 at 9:27 pm
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My guess is it won’t be well attended and it will be a very white crowd.
Since they hate being white, can't a few of you baws with truck nuts and diesels go by and roll some coal on these assholes. They'll probably thank you! :lol:
Tucker giving Duckworth what for
Posted by baylorbaiter on 7/7/20 at 7:26 pm
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bitch wanted an apology first!
Bitch wanted an apology first!
re: Dish of the year....heaven on earth...so far
Posted by baylorbaiter on 6/12/20 at 7:47 pm
That's a lot of work for a 'mater sammich. White bread, a little mayo, salt and pepper on the tomatoes and you're good to go!
re: Is there anything that makes your farts smell worse than drinking beer?
Posted by baylorbaiter on 6/6/20 at 9:49 pm
When I hit 50, I suddenly became lactose intolerant. Before I figured out what was happening with my guts, I drank two glasses of whole milk every morning. When I got to the office, I would get the feeling and turn it loose. My farts would bring a tear to a glass eye! I mean I cleared the room.
re: LivePD 5-23-2020: WBR Keystone Cops Edition
Posted by baylorbaiter on 5/23/20 at 8:48 pm
Those cops need to fix that cracked windshield.
re: LivePD 5-23-2020: WBR Keystone Cops Edition
Posted by baylorbaiter on 5/23/20 at 8:05 pm
Why do all of these fat assed women have to get tatted up all over? Are they not ugly enough?
:yack:
:yack:
re: LivePD 5-16-2020: Maxine the Dog is Home! Edition
Posted by baylorbaiter on 5/16/20 at 10:18 pm
That's not mine! :lol:
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