
golfclap
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re: Are the fans in Austin on shrooms?
Posted by golfclap on 4/27/25 at 10:46 am
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If this was at Blue Bell Park, it would've been a non-stop frenzy for 9 innings
Beating Texas is your raison d’etre … so of course it would’ve been a frenzy. Winning the Best Fans in the World is the only thing in your trophy case, so of course… frenzy.
242-135-5
It’s just not that big a deal.
re: Texas could possibly make history this year if they win it all
Posted by golfclap on 12/18/24 at 1:14 pm
1984 BYU played no ranked teams and won the Holiday Bowl 24-17 vs. a 6-5 Michigan team.
I think the 2 best wins were vs. 8-4 Air Force or 7-4 Hawaii who also lost to Cal State Fullerton.
I think the 2 best wins were vs. 8-4 Air Force or 7-4 Hawaii who also lost to Cal State Fullerton.
re: We are NOT all Hoosier fans Friday night
Posted by golfclap on 12/17/24 at 5:55 pm
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Sorry, I can't root for a basketball school to advance in the CFP. It's an embarrassment to all. Go Irish.
This has to be an alt - there is no fricking way an actual Horn fan would root for Notre Dame in this one.
I would root for the Taliban over Notre Dame.
re: Its Funny when Saban and Bama were cheating they had no issues with the recruiting world
Posted by golfclap on 12/16/24 at 6:12 pm
I think you may want to wait to kick dirt on their corpse - both in recruiting and judging DeBoer.


re: Why would Bama fans want the playoffs
Posted by golfclap on 12/3/24 at 9:28 am
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That is not happening
Not that common opponents correlate but ...
SMU 34-27 Louisville -- Clemson lost 21-33
SMU 40 -10 Stanford -- Clemson 40-14
SMU 42 - 16 FSU -- Clemson 29-13
SMU 48 - 25 Pitt -- Clemson 24-20
SMU 33 - 7 UVA -- Clemson 48-31
:dunno: :dunno:
re: Texas fans give me reasons
Posted by golfclap on 10/17/24 at 10:51 am
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Why I should hate Oklahoma. Besides Coach Skeletor and his Clemson connections give me other reasons to despise them this Saturday.
The Boomer Sooner song played ad nasuem is more than enough all by itself. 1st down? Boomer Sooner. TD? Boomer Sooner. Timeout? Boomer Sooner. Wind changed direction? Boomer Sooner. Name of the day ends in Y? Boomer Sooner. Just played Boomer Sooner? Boomer Sooner.
no idea how old you are but Brian Bosworth alone should also be more than enough. The trickle down of his asshat bullshite into small town guys shaving stripes into their heads (rat tails, etc) for every football season ... if you didn't live it you can't imagine it.
This list could go on for days - allowing their guys to beat the tar of women, hold screwdrivers to their GFs necks, beat their friends with baseball bats, etc ...
re: Welcome to the new Texas Sports Board...for all Longhorn Sports discussion...
Posted by golfclap on 6/24/24 at 2:12 pm
thanks Chicken
re: 10's of fans present for longhorn regional game
Posted by golfclap on 5/31/24 at 7:21 pm
Congrats on highlighting that you are a shitty host site?!?
re: OU and Texas Baseball in SEC
Posted by golfclap on 4/11/24 at 1:11 pm
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Can an actual Texas fan jump in?
actual Texas fans aren't jumping in because there's no need.


re: April 8th Baseball Rankings
Posted by golfclap on 4/8/24 at 10:11 am
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Arky 1-1 vs top 25
A&M 5-4 vs top 25
Arkansas is 6-3 vs q1 and has no other losses.
ATM is 3-3 and has a q2 loss.
re: Message to Texas fans
Posted by golfclap on 3/12/24 at 11:30 am
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We hear a lot of "Poor gay Aggies" and trash talk from the Longhorns, but nobody says that to Vanderbilt. You know why? Because you don't bring down teams that are beneath you. If you don't get what I'm saying, I can say it very slowly and throw in some pretty pictures to help you get the point.
Vanderbilt is an excellent school. They don't have weird cultish traditions (outside of the Whistler). In baseball, they have 2 national championships and at least 2 runner-up spots (that I can think of) in just the past 10-15 years. Pretty sure their tennis team is really good and have a couple of titles but I'm too lazy to google it. The Vandy fans that I've come across in baseball have been good folks.
Are you truly trying to say that A&M fans don't talk down about Cougar High? Texas Tech, excuse me Tceh is it. TCU? Baylor? Once you understand that you guys do in fact talk down to your decades long conference mates/rivals and not your shiny still-new SEC brethren - you'll understand the deep secret that lies within your own OP. The reason is that to Texas you are what Cougar is to you. I can say it very slowly and throw in some pretty pictures to help you get the point.
re: Longhorns have some serious issues they need to fix before SEC play
Posted by golfclap on 3/8/24 at 4:11 pm
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"Have I got all of this right?"
I was raised by veterans who taught me that to take something you wanted from other people without asking or paying was very shameful.
You have a problem with that gfy!
I was raised by veterans in a tiny arse Texas town with no stoplight, and I was taught that tolerating disrespect is inviting more disrespect. I was also taught by them to stand up for myself. It's really not hard to tell someone that they are in your seats and that they need to find somewhere else to sit. Their behavior was juvenile and disrespectful but the fix is simple and that's on you.
"you are in my seats please move, thanks!"
"Hey dickface get out of my fricking seat!"
YMMV
re: Sark's buyout numbers released: Seems like Texas learned from their brother's mistake
Posted by golfclap on 3/8/24 at 11:45 am
A b12 championship season where we played an Oklahoma State team that lost to South Alabama 33-7 and UCF 45-3 in the championship game? Context matters.
And btw, a b12 championship isn't exemplary it should be the expectation. So no, I don't think a guy that was under contract until 2027 deserved an extension for doing what he was hired to do. You may have different expectations and lord knows CDC clearly does, but for me the guy with the most talented team in the league (by far) should win the conference. That's not exceeding expectations, that's simply doing his job.
Imagine for a moment that Bama had given Saban an extension each time he met that metric.
Look, I'll make this easier watching Texas last year did you think to yourself "this is an elite job of coaching." or did you find yourself saying "damn, we are talented as frick."
And btw, a b12 championship isn't exemplary it should be the expectation. So no, I don't think a guy that was under contract until 2027 deserved an extension for doing what he was hired to do. You may have different expectations and lord knows CDC clearly does, but for me the guy with the most talented team in the league (by far) should win the conference. That's not exceeding expectations, that's simply doing his job.
Imagine for a moment that Bama had given Saban an extension each time he met that metric.
Look, I'll make this easier watching Texas last year did you think to yourself "this is an elite job of coaching." or did you find yourself saying "damn, we are talented as frick."
re: Sark's buyout numbers released: Seems like Texas learned from their brother's mistake
Posted by golfclap on 3/8/24 at 11:07 am
This was a terrible contract for a guy who hasn't earned an extension yet and had no suitors. His initial contract ran through 2027 why not actually see if he can earn the extension instead of this bullshite panic of "getting in front of it". Hell, at least see what the first two years in SEC play brings before making it so fricking painful to fire his arse when he does what he's done for his entire career and wallows in mediocrity. :dunno:
re: Longhorns have some serious issues they need to fix before SEC play
Posted by golfclap on 3/8/24 at 11:06 am
Help me understand is this entire thread here because some Texas student sat in your seat like a big meanie and you were too much of a count to tell them to frick off out of your own seats? and you are warning us that other fan bases won't be pussies about that kind of thing?
have I got all of this right?
have I got all of this right?
re: Have any of you heard of the guys DeBoer is hiring, prior to this week?
Posted by golfclap on 1/16/24 at 5:47 pm
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Have any of you heard of the guys DeBoer is hiring, prior to this week?
Ignorance isn't a flex.
FFS, Wommack and Linguist were both d1 HCs. Even casual fans know the fricking HCs.
re: The Washington coach hasn’t recruited a top 25 class during his time there
Posted by golfclap on 1/12/24 at 2:50 pm
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The Washington coach hasn’t recruited a top 25 class during his time there
Just so I am clear, you think that DeBoer not recruiting a top 25 class but still going 5-0 vs Oregon and Texas (two teams that have top tier talent and had experienced QBs) in his two years at Washington and playing for a national title with said poorly ranked roster is ...
... an indictment?
re: Is one National Championship* in the last six seasons a Dynasty?
Posted by golfclap on 1/8/24 at 3:04 pm
They have 6 of the past 15 national titles. I'd throat punch my mother for half of that.
Little brother gonna little brother, I guess.
Little brother gonna little brother, I guess.
re: Texas fans- I have a question about rivalries
Posted by golfclap on 10/3/23 at 11:36 am
OU.
Maybe it's an age thing but for me Arkansas is more hated as well. I'm sure the Pigs here will concur but to me rivalry is about hate and respect in terrible measure. I hate OU and I hate the Pigs.
Maybe it's an age thing but for me Arkansas is more hated as well. I'm sure the Pigs here will concur but to me rivalry is about hate and respect in terrible measure. I hate OU and I hate the Pigs.
re: Last full day to claim "We're Back!"
Posted by golfclap on 9/8/23 at 10:37 am
Day 30,586 since the Aggies won a title.
THIRTY-THOUSAND plus.
I feel like there are A LOT of fanbases that could/should mock Texas for underachieving. Yours is not one of them.
** and no one with a functioning brain thinks Texas is back with Steve Sarkisian in the fricking headset.
THIRTY-THOUSAND plus.
I feel like there are A LOT of fanbases that could/should mock Texas for underachieving. Yours is not one of them.
** and no one with a functioning brain thinks Texas is back with Steve Sarkisian in the fricking headset.
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