
Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Favorite team: | LSU ![]() |
Location: | Chicago, IL |
Biography: | LSU Class of 2011 |
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Number of Posts: | 7031 |
Registered on: | 11/7/2014 |
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re: Perfect Bittersweet endings to a movie (spoilers)
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/30/25 at 3:26 pm
quote:There’s an alternate ending where he travels back to the womb on the day of his birth and strangles himself with the umbilical cord.
Brilliant bittersweet ending that elevates the film
Which would have been the fricked up cherry on top of plenty of other fricked up things in that movie.
It was a good decision to go with the bittersweet ending.
re: OT town hall: Stickies at the bottom
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/30/25 at 6:29 am
The sticky should act like a floor: prevent it from falling off the 1st page but it still goes to the top when there’s a new post, same as any other thread.
If it’s inactive for a bit then it settles down to the bottom.
If it’s inactive for a bit then it settles down to the bottom.
re: Could you walk away from everything you have….
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/27/25 at 8:15 pm
quote:I would take a tent to a secret beach on Kauai and live off fish, chicken, and fruit.
buy a trailer and plant yourself in the vast expanse of West Texas and live out your days alone
re: Sanders is a PRIME example
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/26/25 at 2:01 am
quote:They didn’t show up to his birthday party either.
none of his teammates are saying shite in social media.
re: TGIF Watch thread
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/25/25 at 9:34 am
quote:I was semi-paying attention, and at a glance it seemed like the nearly all of top 5 picks were wearing “somewhat understated” Rolexes.
Didn't see what others were wearing
Except Adul Carter, who was blinged out. AP RO I think.
I’m sure Wristcheck or a similar site already has the full summary.
ETA some IDs I found from last night:
Ward - SS Datejust
Hunter - RG Day-Date
Carter - fully blung Sky Dweller, not a Royal Oak like I thought
Cambell - Bluesy
Graham - SS Royal Oak
Jeanty - SS datejust
Stainless Rolexes leading the way, a lot less flashy then I would have expected from top NFL draftees.
re: Shedeur Sanders not drafted in the first round
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/24/25 at 11:02 pm
That caught your attention but not “intensive purposes”?
:casty:
:casty:
re: Lads, I need some advice on some new headwear
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/24/25 at 8:53 pm
That hat’s sick bro. Probably the 2nd sickest hat in history bro.


re: Kanye claims he used to suck his cousin off
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/21/25 at 10:02 pm
Ye is trying to cash in on the White Lotus popularity
re: Worst Morgan Freeman movie?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/21/25 at 10:28 am
quote::casty:
Lucky Number Slevin. Morgan and Ben Kingsley were absolutely horrible in this.

re: Black Mirror Season 7 Discussion (All Episodes Now Streaming)
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/18/25 at 9:10 am
For me she thought it was Barnie’s, but it revealed to “actually” be Bernie’s.
Curious what posters might have gotten the other version.
Curious what posters might have gotten the other version.
re: Black Mirror Season 7 Discussion (All Episodes Now Streaming)
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/25 at 9:41 pm
quote:Apparently there are two versions of this, with the Bernie’s / Barnie’s debate flipped, and whichever one you get is random.
Bête Noire
Nice.
re: Corso retiring
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/25 at 11:14 am
quote:It might be a bit more than that, it’s been tough seeing him trotted out here but glad to see him ride off into the sunset.
Going to miss him but should have stepped aside 2 years ago.
End of a great era. See ya coach.
re: High end cars that are ugly…
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/16/25 at 7:59 pm
BMW has royally fricked up what used to be a great aesthetic.
Like a pretty girl who went way too deep with plastic surgery.
Like a pretty girl who went way too deep with plastic surgery.
re: Black Mirror Season 7 Discussion (All Episodes Now Streaming)
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/15/25 at 10:40 pm
quote:Immediately reminded me of Truman Show.
In Common People when she started having Ads was genius I thought.

re: OT Advice- Where to Live During Retirement?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/14/25 at 7:57 pm
My ideal for retirement is a Midwest lake house for the summer, and a place somewhere warm and on the beach in the winter.
Plus traveling often.
Plus traveling often.
re: I have a friend from Michigan. He claims to be midwestern. WTF is this shite?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/14/25 at 6:48 pm
In what world is Michigan not midwestern?
It’s designated that way by the US Census Bureau, and colloquially by nearly everyone except you apparently.
It’s designated that way by the US Census Bureau, and colloquially by nearly everyone except you apparently.
re: TGIF Watch thread
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/11/25 at 2:20 pm
I’m not sure how I would feel about the longer clasp, but glidelock is definitely one of the best quick adjust systems out there. It lets you keep the sizing perfectly dialed in.
It would be nice if the standard oyster clasp had like a 4-5 position glidelock instead of easylink.
It would be nice if the standard oyster clasp had like a 4-5 position glidelock instead of easylink.
re: TGIF Watch thread
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/11/25 at 12:36 pm
quote:I like my bracelets to be somewhat snug, but need to be able to loosen it up on the fly on occasion, particularly in the summer or when traveling.
The one thing that has become a deal breaker for me in the last two years is a lack of on the fly adjustable clasp.
It’s a feature my Speedy doesn’t have, though Omega recently released a new clasp that does. I found the part number and talked with a few different dealers last year trying to source the new clasp, but it was a bit of a hassle. One said it wasn’t compatible, one said they couldn’t get it, one was just confused by my request, and another was ordering it for me but I never heard anything after.
Hasn’t been an issue over the winter, but I’m sure it will come up again soon. I should reach back out and hopefully the part is more available now. Or I might just need to a) deal with it, b) get the spring bar tool out on occasion, or c) just swap it back to a nato for the summer.
re: “The Pitt” New hospital drama on Max.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/11/25 at 9:29 am
Dr Abbott is a badass.
Was trying to figure out where I knew the actor from. Had to go way back to The Faculty.

Was trying to figure out where I knew the actor from. Had to go way back to The Faculty.

re: Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/8/25 at 7:09 pm
Okay physicists, now fix that one drop that wants to wait and hit my trousers no matter how many times I shake it so everyone around can see what the length of my dick is.
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