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Jor Jor The Dinosaur

Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Chicago, IL
Biography:LSU Class of 2011
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Registered on:11/7/2014
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Wearing flip flops on the plane is dumb.

They take up the least space of any footwear in your luggage.
Lima beans. I was feeling nauseous one night when they were part of dinner, and the smell of them made it worse. I said wanted to be done because I didn’t feel good, but my parents didn’t buy it and told me I had to eat my beans. Took a bite and threw up all over the table.

Crying “I told you I couldn’t eat anymore beans!” is a HoF quote in my family.

I also hated Brussels sprouts as a kid, but that was due to improper preparation (boiled). I learned early in adulthood that roasted Brussels sprouts are elite.
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Lake Superior is about 31,000 square miles
Superior is over half the size of Louisiana.

re: Bootlickers, unite!

Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 11/6/25 at 7:17 am to
Buttlickers who came to the wrong place, follow me this way.
Same metro, but a completely different part. Have had a few periods living elsewhere in the country.
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So let’s suppose Bruce dies
Probate gon be lit :popcorn:
Christmas Vacation
Home Alone
Home Alone 2
Christmas Story

HM: 8 Bit Christmas. Recent entry that has entered the annual must watch list, and could honestly be a contender to dethrone Story in the near future.

I’m a Chicagoan, and the best Christmas movies are based in Chicago.
Usually the weekend following Halloween.

This year since it was on Friday before an LSU bye, they were down before noon on Saturday. I wanted to mow the grass and mulch leaves.
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Who was hungry enough to eat the first crawfish?
Think about early humans eating various mushrooms for the first time.

Gruk was fine, his tasted like beef
Ugg died immediately
Korg saw god for a week
Not really into boxing at all, but my son’s daycare teacher has a daughter that is a former national golden gloves champion and had been Olympic hopeful.

She didn’t make it to London but probably would have had a good shot had women’s boxing been an Olympic sport 4 years earlier.
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Imagine those knockers bouncing up and down in bed
If she was on top you would probably end up in concussion protocol.
I wore a flannel, hat, jeans, boots and she wore an outfit that looked like something Joanna would wear.

People probably wouldn’t have gotten it right away, which is why we made two poster boards with a drawing of our house and the fixer upper logo, that could be pulled apart for the house reveal.

It wasn’t the best costume, but we looked vaguely like them and it was when we were heavy into a renovation of a 100+ YO house, so it seemed fitting.


ETA: my wife and I have only done couples costumes a few times, they were:
Chip & Joanna
Wayne & Garth
Cast Away & Wilson (when she was pregnant)
People would be grown and decanted from test tubes, live in a caste system, worship Henry Ford and the Model T, and have massive drug induced orgies.
It is.

Also, spending a final few minutes alone in quiet repose staring at the glowing embers of a fire that died down, just before retiring to a tent for the night, is special moment.
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The seven sigma program is better, but 6 isn't bad.
That’s great, until someone comes out with eight sigma program.