AbuTheMonkey
| Favorite team: | Notre Dame  |
| Location: | Chicago, IL |
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| Number of Posts: | 8587 |
| Registered on: | 5/22/2014 |
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re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 10:08 pm to GeauxBurrow312
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You lost to 2 of the 3 good teams you played all year. Shut the frick up with the whining.
Pretty much every team in your conference sucks balls. We’d beat your asses, so get fricked.
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re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:55 pm to boston vol
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quote:Does getting prison raped by a 5 - 7 ACC team not matter? Of course it matters, it’s factored into things like SOR. Winning against quality competition means even more.
Yea, like FPI, FEI, Sagarin, etc where Notre Dame is 3rd, 4th, 2nd, etc.
re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:52 pm to boston vol
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quote:You mean Vandy that just lost to Iowa?... Notre Dame’s best win, USC, just lost to TCU.
And Alabama has been butt fricked three times this season. Pretty confident we’re better than that shite organization.
re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:51 pm to TheHarahanian
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It wasn’t the Hoosiers who fricked us. It was your redneck, backwater third world conference hill jacks that kept us out in favor of two bad football teams like Alabama and Oklahoma who we would’ve prison raped. No, it wasn’t. The choice was between ND and Miami, and based on results, both in the regular season and the playoffs so far, Miami should be in the playoffs. The committee should never have had ND in front of Miami based on the head-to-head
False. The choice should have been ND and Alabama, and the choice was clear as day.
re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:49 pm to boston vol
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teams like Alabama and Oklahoma Or maybe actually win games that matter. ND’s best win was USC. Their biggest feather in the cap this year was that they lost close. Alabama’s second best win, Vandy, was better than anything on Notre Dame’s resume
Does getting prison raped by a 5 - 7 ACC team not matter?
re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:47 pm to spslayto
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quote: It wasn’t the Hoosiers who fricked us. It wasn’t your redneck, backwater third world conference hill jacks that kept us out in favor of two bad football teams like Alabama and Oklahoma who we would’ve prison raped. The end. No. It was your shitty schedule. You lost to the two legit teams you played
We played 3 teams who finished in the top 20 and lost by a combined 4 points to the 2 we lost to.
Unlike another team who got completely Pike rohypnol’d twice during the regular season, including against a 5 - 7 ACC team, and then got butt fricked by 5 touchdowns today.
But you do you.
re: I wonder what ND fans think of Indiana's meteoric rise..
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 9:42 pm to FAT SEXY
We dog walked their asses last year and didn’t get a chance to play them again this year. Not much more to it than that.
I can guarantee you that every single Notre Dame fan worth its salt is rooting like hell for IU right now.
It wasn’t the Hoosiers who fricked us. It was your redneck, backwater third world conference hill jacks that kept us out in favor of two bad football teams like Alabama and Oklahoma who we would’ve prison raped. The end.
I can guarantee you that every single Notre Dame fan worth its salt is rooting like hell for IU right now.
It wasn’t the Hoosiers who fricked us. It was your redneck, backwater third world conference hill jacks that kept us out in favor of two bad football teams like Alabama and Oklahoma who we would’ve prison raped. The end.
re: If that Bama team and that Indiana team played 10 times…
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 8:03 pm to D3Fan
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Bama beat every SEC team they played this year. Who else in the SEC can say that?
Right. Except the SEC wasn’t that good.
re: Indiana really be that team
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 7:36 pm to fareplay
They are genuinely very very good. I was laughing at some of these idiots over the last few weeks about “ain’t seen SEC talent!” and “bunch of 3 stars!”.
They play extraordinarily great assignment football, and you effectively have to execute perfectly every play to beat them. But Alabama and Oklahoma were not in the same class as the top 6 - 7 teams in the country. That much is extraordinarily clear.
They play extraordinarily great assignment football, and you effectively have to execute perfectly every play to beat them. But Alabama and Oklahoma were not in the same class as the top 6 - 7 teams in the country. That much is extraordinarily clear.
re: So. Should ND have been in over Bama?
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 1/1/26 at 7:00 pm to Dawgs2122
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Yep. Fortunately we won some other games against ranked opponents and didn't lose anymore. Irish?
We won one game against a ranked team to Alabama’s two, but also we didn’t get prison raped twice this year, once by a 5 - 7 ACC team. Do the fricking math, you idiot yokels. We were eons better than that clown team that played today, and only Sankey’s dick sucking kept that fraud team in the conversation.
They would’ve been out last week if they hadn’t been paired against what was, by far, the worst at large team in Oklahoma. Your conference sucks, and you’re not that good any more. We have more money than you do and will be better now and moving forward. Collusion with Disney and ABC will only get you so far. Good luck, poors.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:28 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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Alabama isn’t that good. Don’t get confused that you beat a top 20 ish team handily. How about Ole Miss? Beat them. Texas? Beat them. Tech? Beat them. Tenner? Beat them. It wasn’t the Bama win that makes your statement comical. It’s that you consider beating your laughable schedule, losing to your own 2 games against quality opponents, as some how proof it’d be a fricking toss up between UGA and ND. Betta go pray on that, son.
We’d be favored against you. You realize that we have more money than you and better talent now, right?
re: ND/A&M rematch
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:24 pm to Gings5
We’re going to Norman, baw.
Can’t wait to face that shithole offense.
Can’t wait to face that shithole offense.
re: Just to make things clear
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:23 pm to RTRnFlorida
Unless you get your arse kicked and your team clearly sucks,
You’ll be penalized then.
You’ll be penalized then.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 11:21 pm to Jake88
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quote: When the SEC doesn’t win a national championship for the third year in a row again this year, what’s the excuse going to be?An SEC team wasnt good enough, short of something egregious. I bet you thought OSU was a lock for this game. Admit it.
Find me a post predicting OSU would dominate. You can’t because I didn’t.
We played both those teams last year. IU was / is better than people give them credit.
They are both better than every SEC team except Georgia. You’ll find out shortly.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:21 pm to Jake88
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quote: Right. It’s also the best player on the field who was hurt as well. That not count?The QB. That's it
Nah. You’re a bit of an idiot.
When the SEC doesn’t win a national championship for the third year in a row again this year, what’s the excuse going to be?
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:19 pm to 3down10
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Those are power rankings. If you want to look at it where FEI thinks teams should be ranked for the season, then you need to look at the SOR stat. Going into tonight that had Alabama 7th and Notre Dame 13th. FPI has Alabama #8 and Notre Dame 13th. I would use a different formula, but that's what SOR is supposed to be.
No, you dummy. If you want to look at what they think they should be ranked, look at their rankings.
FPI has ND at 3 and Alabama at 6 (before tonight). Try again.
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:16 pm to Jake88
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quote:So injuries are part of the sport or not? Did Notre Dame not win by two scores then when considering all the injuries to both teamsCome on. You know better. You really do. It's the QB, it is the 2020s. Really.
Right. It’s also the best player on the field who was hurt as well.
That not count?
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:14 pm to Jake88
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Was Beck the only injured player for UGA? Yall play no one all year. Quit kidding yourself. You don't belong. The 1940s are over.
So injuries are part of the sport or not? Did Notre Dame not win by two scores then when considering all the injuries to both teams?
Is having potentially the best player in all of college football hurt enough to be limited to a handful of touches also a meaningful factor? Or is it just UGA replacing a pretty good but not great QB with another pretty good but great QB?
re: Big 10 championship = two heavyweights
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 10:08 pm to Jake88
What did I learn, that North Dame beat UGA playing a back up QB?
You know ND was without 5 starters on defense and with a 50% Jeremiyah Love?
Injuries are part of the sport. Of course you don’t think this shite through.
You know ND was without 5 starters on defense and with a 50% Jeremiyah Love?
Injuries are part of the sport. Of course you don’t think this shite through.
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:53 pm to 3down10
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quote: You want to start cherry picking stats? How about you check out FPI? Sagarin? FEI? You’re not very good any longer. Learn to accept it. Those were FEI.
Ok then. FEI Ratings:
Notre Dame - 4th
Alabama (before today) - 9th
re: Mark Ingram says Bama should be out
Posted by AbuTheMonkey on 12/6/25 at 9:48 pm to 3down10
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Alabama defenses faced since Nov: #8 LSU #4 Oklahoma #12 Auburn #20 Georgia Notre Dame defenses faced since Nov: #120 Navy #22 Pitt #61 Syracuse #57 Stanford Want to go back further? It doesn't get any better for Notre Dame.
You want to start cherry picking stats?
How about you check out FPI? Sagarin? FEI?
You’re not very good any longer. Learn to accept it.
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