The Third Leg
| Favorite team: | Iowa  |
| Location: | Idiot Out Wandering Around |
| Biography: | Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'; Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling. I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking; Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking |
| Interests: | sports, word origins, homeless people, masturbating to imagery of clothed women, prolific posting |
| Occupation: | Propagandist |
| Number of Posts: | 10681 |
| Registered on: | 5/20/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Confirmation in the Catholic Church lowered from 11th grade to 7th grade
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/10/25 at 8:15 am
lol. I’m about to get remarried by these clowns—15 years after my real wedding—so that my kids can get the discounted tuition and get a deeper brainwash. They made us sit through sex education/natural birth control/family planning, where they taught a father of a 10 year old to recognize when she’s ovulating by examining discharge.
Truly an outrageously stupid institution who just so happens to do a good job with education. I’d be worried about a lot of shite before I worried about confirmation.
Truly an outrageously stupid institution who just so happens to do a good job with education. I’d be worried about a lot of shite before I worried about confirmation.
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re: Trader Joes is a paradox to me...
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/10/25 at 7:45 am
Trader Joe’s is mid as frick. Not even in my top 5 grocery options; there is one down the street, it is actually the closest store to me, and I doubt I have been since before Covid.
re: NOLA aka The Hollywood of the South film industry is dry which impacts the whole state
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/9/25 at 9:40 am
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It seems like there should be a lot better ways to stimulate the local economy than throwing money at the film industry.
No kidding, like throwing money at sports franchises owned by Billionaires.
re: Bosses are firing Gen Z grads just months after hiring them
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/9/25 at 8:35 am
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And I dont have a shtick. I'm a trophy husband a la Jefferson D'Arcy. Just cashed a 6 figure check today from a little transaction, so thanks for your concern.
Trophy, participation ribbon—similar, but different.
re: Sioux Falls, SD seems like a wonderful place to live
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/9/25 at 8:10 am
Even if you can get past the godawful climate and suicide inducing topography of Eastern South Dakota, the Midwest is very boring and devoid of character. Sioux Falls is a bunch of slow moving yawner types who haven’t seen much except Sioux Falls. Traveling might be a trip to the Omaha Zoo or a Minneapolis Hockey tournament.
re: Walmart Surveillance Proves Jailed Georgia Man Didn’t Try to Kidnap Child: Lawyer
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/7/25 at 9:21 am
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Lol From who? The dirtbag mom?
Duh. The state that is prosecuting and their agents who are acting recklessly with his life by burying him in a legal mess over what was an obviously harmless misunderstanding.
They are painting this guy to be a predator when anyone with a brain who watches those videos, including his big smoking gun still frame, comes away thinking the state is being represented by a complete set of retards.
The DA asked for drug screening and check ins while he awaits trial after trying to deny him bond. The whole system needs to be blown up at this point—we’ve lost the plot with this nation of laws. Hope this guy gets paid and that DA learns several very hard life lessons. What a pile of shite
re: Walmart Surveillance Proves Jailed Georgia Man Didn’t Try to Kidnap Child: Lawyer
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/7/25 at 9:02 am
Just watched these videos. When the DA shows the assault and attempted kidnapping, it is unbelievable to me that he believes he is watching a kidnapping. I hope that DA gets colon cancer soon; what a pile of shite.
re: Walmart Surveillance Proves Jailed Georgia Man Didn’t Try to Kidnap Child: Lawyer
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/7/25 at 8:07 am
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with him or he may very well have found himself being deported. He is a natural born US citizen (I think, could be wrong but that's what multiple sources claim) but he is also brown and has a suspicious last name to people who suffer from irrational and baseless fears....
Seems like a legit concern. God damn, half this country is completely retarded, one way or another
re: Walmart Surveillance Proves Jailed Georgia Man Didn’t Try to Kidnap Child: Lawyer
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/7/25 at 7:12 am
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The mom wanted attention. End of story.
She is an absolute piece of trash. As if the motorized scooter wasn’t a dead giveaway.
Pathetic story that makes me lose more faith in humanity
re: Why do women hate farts so much? They are hilarious but women get way too upset
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/6/25 at 10:32 pm
Dude here who thinks it is trashy as frick to rip arse around a bunch of people intentionally. Let one go, sure, everyone have a decent laugh. But if you’re the guy sitting in closed settings with other people farting and thinking it is funny, you’re a dipshit. Get up and go fart in an empty room; nobody wants to smells your disgusting odors.
re: Black female gate agents at Frontier Airlines go on an unprofessional ghetto power trip
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/6/25 at 5:19 pm
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That guy in the green shirt deserves a high five.
You don’t typically get high fives at termination meetings after you talk shite to a customer who is calmly pleading for help by telling him you thought you’d help him out by leaving him stranded.
re: Crab Lives Matter
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/6/25 at 5:06 pm
re: Black female gate agents at Frontier Airlines go on an unprofessional ghetto power trip
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/6/25 at 4:57 pm
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they shouldn’t have engaged with the dumbass. call security. ignore him. let him make an arse of himself.
I’ve missed dozens of flights, never once had security called on me for pleading with the airline staff to help me.
That lady has probably already been fired. “And you thought you wuz gonna git on yo flight” “make me” haha. Frontier and Spirit would have made an epic airline. frick the DoJ for robbing us of that.
re: Recent college graduates unemployment has surpassed total unemployment for the first time
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/6/25 at 9:51 am
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What do you happens to blue collar wages once unemployed people start going into trades? Let me know
re: Any of you guys ever live in Poland?
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/4/25 at 8:47 pm
My wife is half polish. My dick lives in Poland.
re: In your mind what are the top ten worst states in order?
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/3/25 at 2:41 pm
1-10 - the state of regret following unprotected anal sex with Rebeloke’s mom.
re: You’re being transported in time back to Deadwood, South Dakota in 1878 for one year.
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/2/25 at 8:44 pm
Backpack full of Valtrex.
Map of areas where gold was discovered.
Sell the herp juice, acquire known gold land, find gold and be rich
Map of areas where gold was discovered.
Sell the herp juice, acquire known gold land, find gold and be rich
re: Kanye has come out of the closet
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/2/25 at 9:03 am
Bruce Jenner, an Olympian, cut his dick off in highly publicized fashion.
Lamar Odom, an NBA player who made >$100MM with access to unlimited tier one women tried to kill himself in a cheap whorehouse
Kanye, a multi billionaire torched a few billion and went gay
That kardashian pussy is satanic. Praying Mantis’s.
Lamar Odom, an NBA player who made >$100MM with access to unlimited tier one women tried to kill himself in a cheap whorehouse
Kanye, a multi billionaire torched a few billion and went gay
That kardashian pussy is satanic. Praying Mantis’s.
re: Will New Orleans ever have a White and middle class plurality again?
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/2/25 at 8:57 am
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Want competition and want to make money move to Houston. Want to be like your neighbor move to Georgia.
Lolz - Houston is a fricking dump. The worst of Urban Texas is in Houston.
re: Louisiana has the lowest net worth in the nation. 4 of 5 lowest SEC states
Posted by The Third Leg on 5/1/25 at 8:40 am
I’m an inbred Texan bro. I fled Iowa long ago. Recognized quite early that slovenly scabs who don’t know how to cook anything were not my cut of jib.
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