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The NCAAs willingness to publicly humiliate itself is never ending. Take all the low hanging fruit and don’t do shite about the systemic cheating

They self reported immediately when they realized they fricked up in early portal days.

Kirk Ferentz Statement Following Today’s Decision to Vacate Wins:

“I am disappointed by the NCAA’s decision today. Throughout the process, our program has been open and honest about my mistake – contacting a potential player in the hours before it was permissible by NCAA rules. I felt it was important to make amends for the issue, which is why I voluntarily served a one-game suspension to start the 2023 season.

I believe today’s decision by the NCAA vacating four wins in our 2023 season is overly harsh and inconsistent with the violation.

As I tell our team and staff, it is how you respond and move forward that defines you. Our focus is on the 2026 season and that is how we are moving forward.”
This is completely hilarious and confirms that the ncaa is laughable and corrupt. 2023 - the year Michigan cheating scandal erupted en route to their national championship, which was not vacated as part of their 2025 sanctions.
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is it really? A tweet that basically said "I'm so glad that school didn't offer me" can't possibly be conceived as being a negative in your eyes?

I think anyone who is reasonable interprets it as him mocking all his attention whore peers who run to social media to announce they were offered on their visit.
Violent agreement.

Back in the day, there was way more risk in going far from home. NIL aside, open transfer has made it far less risky. Don’t like it, just leave
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Yeah. That US Men’s Hockey win was super gay.

Much like most of the Winter Olympic Games, hockey is played by almost nobody globally, and that was the most exciting thing to happen. The US winning a gold in an afterthought sport that nobody plays or cares about. Yawn.
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Olympics, College Basketball & NCAA Tournament, Opening of Baseball, Masters

Lol Winter Olympics and MLB are gay bro. You probably talk shite about the World Cup
Elite vocabulary in the world of announcing
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Have a downvote for posting AI slop OP. Here are the actual new Royals City Connects: Yes, they are pretty gay and terrible. But not quite as gay and terrible as the AI slop in the OP.

It was an obvious fake meant to be a joke to roast their uniforms, ‘tard. Grow up and laugh a little.

re: Arsenal is kicking butt.

Posted by The Third Leg on 4/11/26 at 3:35 pm to
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We have a board for you…..alternative….sports fans

This is the travel ball board. #realsports #realathletes
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non athletes

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Baseball

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non athletic

Baseball is hardly even a sport.
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I’m not sure you why you’d even have a son if you don’t intend on renting a full industrial space for him to hit in and installing a trackman inside

lol
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There was an episode that I think Cowherd put it together once in his life. The great players are in the south. They do not want to go to the midwest. Nobody great wants to go to Columbus, OH. Nebraska, Michigan, Pennsylvania, etc. This was around 2010ish. He was right. One of the only times he was right.

Collin Cowherd is a moron. Big Ten college towns and campuses are beautiful, often idyllic places to spend a few years. Very clean, very safe, and full of hot young women.

Players from Florida and Texas and California have always gone to these schools, just not in the volume they do now in pay for play. The fact of the matter is that before the portal and NIL, it was a big deal to go to a program far from home, so most kids stayed within 500 miles (a days drive) from home.
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The hospital executive gave $180K to one kid's family.

Lol. That’s one way to put it. Another way is that he stole half a million in money raised for a hospital and paid multiple LSU players with it indirectly by sending it to multiple family members. And it was more than $180k.

“A Louisiana man who pleaded guilty to embezzling more than $500,000 from a hospital foundation and giving some of the stolen money to the parents of two former LSU football players was sentenced to federal prison Thursday.

Federal prosecutors alleged Funes defrauded the foundation, which raised money for Our Lady of the Lake Regional Medical Center, from 2012 to September 2018 by submitting bogus payment authorization vouchers and check requests, including checks to himself.

Prosecutors alleged Funes approved payments of approximately $180,000 to an individual identified as "Individual C" in the bill of information.

Sources told ESPN that "Individual C" is the father of former LSU offensive lineman Vadal Alexander, who was a four-year starter for the Tigers from 2012 to 2015. His father, James Alexander, is a self-employed entrepreneur in Atlanta.

The checks to "Individual A" and "Individual B" totaled about $107,000, according to the bill of information.

Former LSU quarterback Rohan Davey confirmed to the Baton Rouge Business Report in June that his mother and sister are "Individual A" and "Individual B"”

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You keep acting like an embezzler is a worse person than the Ohio State tattoo parlor owner who was selling drugs, the Michigan auto union guy who ran illegal gambling houses, or the Miami Ponzi scheme guy. They all gave dirty money to players.

Well Ohio state players weren’t involved with drugs, just free tats, and both Ohio state and Miami received post season bans. LSU did not.

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Ohio State has had a pipeline to Florida for years. Urban Meyer and Ryan Day have cherry picked athletes from Texas with regularity.

Sure. They get players from everywhere, but for generations, the program was built on Ohio kids. It’s one of the biggest talent beds in the country and every big ten school recruits the shite out it, including Michigan.
You think vacating wins years after the fact matters? Lol

They were fined $60MM, which is enough to cripple a lot of ADs. That’s almost a year’s football budget at the time it happened—$72MM in 2011. They lost a big number of scholarships and had a 4 year bowl ban and all of their players were freed to leave without sitting out. Everyone in any leadership role tied to the AD, including on up to the university president were fired. Bowl ban was reduced to 2 after they proved they cleaned shite up.

SMU is the only program to get it worse in the modern era and the NCAA vowed to never go that far again. Amazing if you think that isn’t severe.

But muh vacated wins. lol.
They were severely punished. All of the other big cheaters outside the SEC were. At schools like Auburn and LSU, they get slaps on the wrist because the school fights the NCAA. Except LSUs glorious voluntary covid year self imposed bowl ban.

Lsu was caught red handed in summer 2019 in a scandal involving hundreds of thousands of dollars embezzled to pay players and were allowed to win a national title. It was the very definition of lack of institutional control. Cam newton was caught red handed the same year the NCAA slapped USC with institutional control. Auburn was allowed to play him and win a national championship.

Miami and Ohio state each got real post season bans, Ohio state for players getting free tattoos.
If I want to hang out in blight with a vibe, I’ll go one of dozens of Latin cities with colonial architecture and wonderful food. They’re cleaner and safer than New Orleans. Lol.
Be real, people. New Orleans is an absolute dump, riddled by crime and poverty. I’m a huge fanboy of all that it offers in the way of architecture, food, and uniqueness, and none of it overcomes the shittiness of the place.
lol. I graduated in Iowa in December, had amassed a cash savings of $1,700, packed my shite up in early March and drove to Miami. I rented a room from a young woman and had a decent entry level career job within 3 weeks.
I’m not saying they’re going to the FF. Read the OP, I was commenting on him taking them as a Cinderella.

But I could see them making a nice run in the right bracket. They’re moving into the new pac ten, which will be the top mid major league, and just hired a guy with a lot of tourney success. They return a ton from a team that was on the 8/9 line and gave Arizona a decent game to go with a veteran HC with a ton of experience.
Iowa
Michigan
UCONN
Duke

Utah State made a great hire. I could see them making a run if he can get some players in there.