ConfusedHawgInMO

and everyone clapped?...

I've been on metoprolol, a beta blocker and benazepril, an ACE inhibitor. My dick is like a skin tag now, I keep waiting for it to just fall off. ...

[quote]The first drug he gave me, I took for a few weeks and noticed I started having knee and ankle pain, especially if I had been sitting down or just waking up and getting back on my feet. The joints felt stiff and had pain in them and that is one of the potential side effects of some of them. .....

Sometimes you have to wade through the whales uh I mean weeds to get to the best fishing spots. I mean really if you see 10 chicks at least 9 of them have no business wearing tight anythings, but that 10 one? It's magical. ...

If she think you want the Jeep she's gonna video herself blowing her new man in it and send it to you. Get a newer Jeep with bigger tires, that will show her. ...

I still think the vast majority of the population gets along just fine. If we'd all quit watching the news and get off Facebook and Twitter things would be a lot better. ...

If Earth was flat it wouldn't change one g'damn thing about my day to day life. I don't know why anyone would argue about it. I mean I get the whole how am I not upside down if I'm at the South Pole, but I don't have to understand everything. ...

Used Indeed a couple years ago. I had to weed through 150 unemployed home health workers to find a couple that actually had any of the requirements and I ended up interviewing about 7, 5 of which came by word of mouth and not Indeed. ...

Wifenopics has a similar story with some bull shite she bought, but not Amazon. Post Office says it is in a shipping containter in St. Louis with 10,000 other packages and they don't know when they will get around to it. ...

I think I see Blue. He looks glorious....

We get I think $15/year at 5 year intervals, less taxes of course. At my 25 they had a little reception with cake or some other bull shite too, but they were trying to make up to me at the time so I don't know if that is a 25 year reward or an oh hey sorry we fricked you over a couple months ago enjoy...

[quote]Well that’s some BS lies, because everyone started using xarelto or eliquis instead of Coumadin and new anti-depressants just for example once they came to market[/quote] In my old boss's voice "Everyone DaBeerz? Everyone started taking it?"...

[quote]Rewinding a VHS tape or being fined [/quote] On a VHS player you had to rent and leave a deposit for. The player was wrapped in a case that would survive a 100 ft drop. ...

Jon Voit's convertable....

You will screw it up because you will try to bang her again or at a minimum get drunk and cry if she doesn't at least give you a handy. I mean that's what I heard would happen....

[quote]he got pissed and hung up on her. So, ow everyone is pissed at everyone [/quote] You are relying a woman's version of a conversation. It probably didn't go like that at all. ...

[quote]Any idea if the 1st round of PPP loans under 150k will be automatically forgiven [/quote] It isn't automatic, but it supposed to be an "express" processing. You still have to apply for forgiveness. Part of that process is submitting your payroll info for the period. ...

Lunch lady arms...

Hotels Just got back from a weekend in Branson and I rented a 4 bedroom condo on a golf course and we laughed about how just a few years ago we were cramming ourselves into the Econolodge down the road for $43/night and all the stale cereal and pastries you could eat for breakfast. ...

[quote]Adults shouldn’t drink milk. [/quote] We do lots of stuff we shouldn't....