ConfusedHawgInMO
Favorite team: | Arkansas |
Location: | |
Biography: | I'm good enough. I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it people like me |
Interests: | Boobs & beer |
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Number of Posts: | 3483 |
Registered on: | 4/28/2014 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Old Ads always had the best innuendos
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 2:08 pm
Not old but the low T commercials Frank Thomas does make me cringe. "Trust me, she will like it too" while the black chick looks sheepishly down at the ground while her white friend eyeballs Frank like a new color Stanley cup....
re: Rate ma new custom Chucks
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 2:06 pm
I'd wear them. ...
re: What sport is easiest to excel in?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 1:46 pm
Cross country. One of the few sporting competitions where simply trying a little harder works. ...
re: TN cop who let the whole department bang her settles lawsuit for $500K
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 9:29 am
[quote]$500K for six fricks? [/quote]
6 that were banging the bejeebus out of her repeatedly....
re: Let's Find Out How Smart You Baws Are
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 7:28 am
Paging Scott Steiner... ...
re: Boy, 12, taken to hospital after mistakenly served alcohol at Outback Steakhouse.....
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/22/24 at 7:08 am
[quote]“heart started beating as I was drinking it.”
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If true that's because the little alky knew it had booze in it and got excited....
re: Are there cringier terms than 'banger' or 'it just hits'?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/21/24 at 3:16 pm
I say all that stuff, but I also say it in way that it is pretty obvious that I'm making fun of them....
re: If you were given 5 million dollars tax free today, would you keep working?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/21/24 at 3:15 pm
5 million TAX FREE? Hell yeah I would. I mean if I add that to what I've already saved I'd have 5 million! ...
re: Recommendations for Dress Style Pants (Lightweight Material)
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/19/24 at 1:02 pm
If your casual dress police is pretty laid back you might get away with the $15 Members Mark Denali travel pant. Nice and cool for the summer and most people won't notice they aren't Dockers or whatever other crap is considered acceptable. I'd call them a knockoff of the popular light stretchy pan...
re: MacBook Air
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/19/24 at 7:31 am
[quote]"Don't waste money on a restaurant, cook your own steak"[/quote]
If you get a quality piece of meat, salt and fresh ground black pepper is all you need....
re: Idiot trashes Southern women
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/19/24 at 7:25 am
I'm a sucker for that hey yall crap, but something about Hannah's voice does annoy me. That being said, the best part about southern women is that they give absolutely zero fricks about what the arab thinks about them. ...
re: Why is whole body deodorant such a hot thing?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/19/24 at 7:20 am
[quote]the goal should be fixing the stank not masking it baw. Masking leads to stronger stank.
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Some of us OT poors can't be that picky...
re: If you had an off day and only $100 to blow, WWYD?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 10:01 am
A 1/8th, a nice bottle of bourbon, and a hammock....
re: Why is whole body deodorant such a hot thing?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 9:58 am
Stanky cooters is why we have this. I can't see a negative here....
re: How to Dispose of Your Used Motor Oil. Popular Mechanics Magazine, January 1963
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 9:56 am
[quote]My grandfather used to kill the weeds along his fence line with it.
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I had a farm landlord that wanted all the waste oil to spray the gravel road in front of their house with to keep the dust down :lol:
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re: Biden logic. Putin reelected = dictatorship. Zelensky cancels elections = democracy.
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 8:31 am
[quote]Are you suggesting that Putin is not a dictator?
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come on man ...
re: How to Dispose of Your Used Motor Oil. Popular Mechanics Magazine, January 1963
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 7:34 am
Don't they say a gallon of waste oil spoils a million gallons of ground water? I mean that's probably a lie if taken to that degree but it is still pollution. ...
re: Who’s buying a new truck this month and what prices and financing numbers are you getting?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/18/24 at 7:31 am
[quote]pay cash for a depreciating asset[/quote]
:lol: good one dude :lol:...
re: UPI Report - NASA seeks "diversity in space" -
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/12/24 at 8:17 am
[quote]diversity in space[/quote]
Sounds like a great place for them....
re: What is the best marijuana strain for pain?
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO on 3/8/24 at 12:25 pm
I've never used weed for physical pain, but I prefer the Indicas when I'm stressed out and want to chill. If I want to get silly & goofy then I go with a Sativa.
A lot of what you are going to be able to purchase legally will be hybrids. The hardest part is finding the one that does what you ...
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