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I'm pretty sure 20% of the Internet is comprised of forum threads dedicated to the "whorns" from your dipshit website texags.

Look, it's a dumb article, but meant strictly for entertainment value for those who have to play/ deal so aggies. It's football season. Notre Dame fans are all in communion and I don't have anyone to talk shite to until they are out- thought I'd dredge up some old stuff.
Sorry for edits- Internet is tough.

To reiterate- dumb article about the worst group of people on the planet.

LINK: TOP 10 REASONS TEXAS A&M IS JUST THE WORST

re: How big is your OL?

Posted by thegivingsteve on 7/31/15 at 1:41 pm
Actually I believe Arky's last year's OL was bigger than every single NFL line.
It's been too long...

Here is everything you need to know about the Aggies:

The Top 10 Reasons Why A&M Is Just the Worst

www.thegivingsteve.com/why-am-is-just-the-worst

Begin (again)....
Also, just thought I'd include this article published this morning on ESPN. But where are the aggys??

LINK
What a great question. Well, on the one hand you have a coach who has never won anything and is going to have a hard time fielding an entire team next season due to his squad's off the field criminal activities. On the other hand you have a coach who sent three kids to the NFL in the first round, players he recruited himself, and all from Louisville.
On a larger scale, if anything, our lack of draft picks points to how poorly Mack did in developing player talent and further justifies his firing. Keep in mind that we brought in three consecutive top 5 recruiting classes according to every single scout rating system during the years these players up for the draft entered college. Hopefully you Aggies will take a lesson from this- having a top recruiting class does not necessarily equate to success on the field- but I doubt a fan base that claims bogus championships and believes that every year is their year to win it all despite not winning anything of value for decades will listen to reason.
Feel free to forward this on to whatever aggy buddies you have who are currently salivating over their next national championship run despite bringing back a defense that gave up 48 points in their last game to Duke and an offense that lost three of the best players its ever had. Hey at least yall won that Spring Game!

Oh aggy, you just can't help but expose that texas sized chip on your shoulder every chance you get huh?
1. Thanks for paying attention to our Spring game.
2. You must be new here, so let me help you out- Spring games mean nothing. Do you think Saban is sweating a lackluster Spring game yesterday in Tuscaloosa? But you're aggy so I can understand you somehow equating lots of practice points for your one vs twos with success. These meaningless scores fit right in with your made up championships and fantasies of one day being anything more than a second tier school.
3. The very fact that Jordan Davis was at our practice should give you pause for thought. Maybe he just wanted to spend some time in Austin before he lives half a decade in the wasteland that is CS. Or maybe he sees the writing on the wall re: the fact that half your team will likely be incarcerated come September. Either way, not exactly in line with that loyal aggy vibe you guys talk so much about, huh?
Wait, I forget, there's never been a spring game y'all have lost. Course, you haven't won anything of consequence since Fresh Price was on Primetime. Have a great summer, I'm sure this will be your year!!!
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Heard has real potential, but he's not going to be able to help you this year. He might if y'all were running Malzahn's offense, but the West Coast Offense that Wickline*coughwatsoncough* will be running doesn't play to his current strengths. Realistically, y'all have two more years before your QB situation might not be a liability.

And no, Wittek is not the savior either.


I actually think this is a fairly accurate post. Hopefully Wittek can come in to alleviate some of the issues, especially if Ash isn't serviceable for the entire season. Would like for Swoopes and Heard to have another redshirt year.
That said, we have a lot of playmakers at the skill positions to hopefully help carry the load. Two former 5 star number one RBs in the country in the backfield = good times, though one is bouncing back from injury. Plus we have solid WRs. Hopefully Wickline can make our Oline a bonus and keep our defense off the field.
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Either the #1 HS QB prospect in the nation who enrolled early or the #1 Texas QB from 2 years ago either of which you would trade your entire QB roster today for.


Right. Well we have Jerrod Heard, a top 5 quarterback in the country coming in, along with Tyrone Swoopes (who you offered by the way and he turned you down flat, lest we forget), and David Ash, who should be ready to go for August training camp.

But you're really smart, so...
Right next to our National Championship banners and Big 12 championship banners. You know... where all the cobwebs should be collecting for yall except for your make believe championship banners from 1764.
Hysterical that you're bringing up quarterback depth.
Oh wait, that's right, I forgot Sumlin and A&M's modus operandi when doling out suspensions: look for most of the above players to sit out the first half of the Lamar or Rice game. But not their first game against South Carolina because ...?

Congrats on having the most transparent lack of accountability in college football!
Super scared of your program. Do you think you'll have enough scholarship players to field a full squad come September?
Sweet link, bud. Do you think you're still going to be "hot on the recruiting trail" when you win 7 games with a depleted football team this year? I guarantee you don't end up number two.

Speaking of that, congrats on a good recruiting class so far. You realize, of course, that none of it matters until you win something, right?
Oh don't worry, today's headlines present the perfect opportunity to give this thing another bump:
3 more Sumlin players arrested. Who wouldn't want to hitch a ride on this sinking ship?! SECSEC!!!

Let's check out a little history (all within last year):

JFF signing autographs for money and breaking NCAA rules
Floyd Raven suspended last summer for assault
Deshazor Everett suspended last summer for assault
Steven Jenkins suspended for breaking athletic department rules
Gavin Stansbury suspended for breaking athletic department rules
Edward Pope suspended for breaking athletic department rules
Kirby Ennis suspended for arrest
De'vante Harris suspended for breaking athletic department rules
Kameron Miles kicked off the team for bad behavior
Isiah Golden arrested for weed
Darrian Claiborne arrested for weed and disorderly conduct
Speedy Noil was with the above two but was let go
Kenneth Marshall and Jordan Richmond last fall for drugs
Kenny Hill arrested for public intoxication
RSJ arrested
Howard Matthews faces charges of speeding, failure to exhibit a driver's license and failure to appear
Edward Pope (aforementioned)faces a charge of failure to appear.
Gavin Stansbury faces a misdemeanor charge of assault in Harris County

SWAG COPTER!!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I think the above picture of he corp dorks boofing each other is very appropriate for this thread- as a recruit I would want to know what's in store for me for 4 years.

Also, the way both Texas and A&M play this year is very relevant to recruiting. If Sumlin only wins 7 games, some of his recruits are bound to flip. The have some momentum based off Manziel and his TMZ antics, but I doubt the swag copter flies too high if there's a fall off this season.
$10 shanetheleglechler is guy in front

Really? What's A&M's quarterbacking situation? Isn't half your team incarcerated?
I think Texas wins 8 or 9 games next year, realistically. A&M is coming off a 9 win season but draws a tougher schedule, loses their QB and best offensive weapon, and brings back a defense that got their shite pushed in every week. You say you have great recruits, but those dudes are freshmen. Do you really think you're going to improve? Why?
Sweet gif of that girl crying at a basketball game. Tell me, how's your basketball program doing? Bummer you couldn't even make the NIT tourney this year. But that veterinary school sure if legit!