DonJuanDaMiles

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Damn I bet his daughter never fricked up your dinner

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She was actually very accommodating and made me dinner all the time. Did whatever I wanted in bed, would wake me up with blowjobs, had a great job and then asked me to move to Seattle because she got a job at Amazon.

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You all look like idiots, obsessing over this the first time so now comes the second half, well, after the fact, people are trying to separate themselves from the stupidity I called It stupid then and talking about it now is even dumber

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You start some of the dumbest threads on the OT and you’re going to virtue signal on a post about someone’s mom getting kidnapped and probably murdered?

Hey, I think we need another what did you eat for breakfast or lunch thread. It’s your time to shine.

Day late and a buck short on this post.

Is Kentucky man the new Florida man?

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Vampires and demons are real. They are eating children in hollywood

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I’m going to need you to get a psych evaluation

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Are you going to share this "done well" with the class? Because all I've seen so far is "well done", try something a bit more rare.

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Are you going to share your whole arse because I hear you share your arse hole. Maybe give it a rest.

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I always feel bad for some serial killers. Obviously not as badly as I feel for the families of the deceased, but some of them when interviewed you can tell they’re all fricked up in the head. Some of them were truly evil and seemed to like it, but some of them you can see the fricked up child in them coming to face the consequences. It’s just so sad all around

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The only time you should feel bad for serial killers is the ones that had terribly abusive childhoods. One of the worst Russian serial killers dad during the war and his mother took it out on him daily. Like broken bones stuff. Serious abuse for years. Was fighting/wrestling a girl one day and get got aroused and had an orgasm and from that moment on couldn’t feel anything except through violence. I think it was the butcher of Rustov or something.

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Unlike a British sailor in the early 1800s, I'm not impressed

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Da Vinci didn’t ask finger painters what they thought of his work.

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Irony

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Yeah, it’s my thing, words that sing, can’t you tell I’m very proud?
Joyous tones through your bones often ring when I exclaim out loud.
When I write ears excite with the news I bring to all
I shan’t be stopping on tigerdroppings, I do it for the baws.

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You just won the Jackpot Money it is not! You gettin a cot Where there you can rot At a place we call CECOT Where your booty hole gonna be a honey pot! Gettin reamed alot! Thereafter when you dookie you better hit that stainless potty at a trot. You gonna wish you was shot. Cause the reward that was begot Is a place that time forgot

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What’s with you and fr33mantor or whatever their name is writing poetry?

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He wants to chase blondes like Coach O

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His daughter is the only blonde that will get near him.