Kentucky Colonel
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| Location: | Ashland, Kentucky |
| Biography: | Raised in Ashland, Ky. Next door neighbor was Larry Conley's sister, Linda. |
| Interests: | Fishin' fer trouts, basses, stripers, crappies, catfishes. . . ennything 'ceptin' fer bluegills! |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 14 |
| Registered on: | 10/10/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Fresh SEC Logos
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/11/13 at 7:32 pm
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Hey douche nozzle, I am 6'4. I am anything but little.
I have a feelin' that Sleepin' Tiger wasn't talkin' 'bout your over-all stature. He jes' noticed your initials an' your sour attitude an' figured mebbe 'twas somethin' to do with your initials that was little. (But that's okay, lotsa folks have a little pee-pee.)
As fer the artwork, well, some's purty good an' some ain't. I kinda like the UK one. It's a nice shade of blue, almost like a sapphire. Of course, it looks a little "undone" compared to some of the other ones. But those Miss'ippi State ones with the woodwork. . . Looks like it oughtta be settin' on a judge's bench gettin' all hell pounded out of it with a gavel.
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re: Does Arkansas have a Real Hog Mascot?
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 6:01 pm
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CatFan81
Wait a second. Wait a god damned second. Are you UKWildcatsFan?!?!
Why does ev'rybody accuse me of havin' an alter-ego like Clark Kent or Peter Parker or Bruce Willis? (Wait - I think I meant Bruce Wayne.)
Jes' fer once, I wish folks would lemme comment an' be respectful to most other SEC fans an' only jes' poke a little fun at 'em once in awhile without enny feelings gittin' hurt.
Ennyway, back to the topic at hand, Arky's little Razorback piggy is indeed "adorable" as my wife says, but he also looks "scrump-diddly-umptious" as my nephew in southeast Alabamastan says.
re: Arkansas' Amputee Cheerleader
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 4:27 pm
Def'nitely a very cool chick. Lots of folks could stand to look to her example. :cheers:
re: Does Arkansas have a Real Hog Mascot?
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 3:51 pm
Glad to see another live mascot. Colorado has that big, ol' buffalo that's prolly the biggest mascot in college football. Then LSU's Mike the Tiger could prolly eat that buffalo in one sitting at dinner time. (Mike is more'n likely the baddest live mascot in all of college athletics, so props to all you LSU folks.)
UK has had a couple live mascots over the years. The last one was named "Blue" but didn't reside on campus. UK's Live Wildcat Mascot
Gener'ly, it pleases me greatly to poke a finger in the eye of PETA an' other faux animal rights groups by havin' a live mascot.
Too bad Alabamastan cain't git a live pachyderm other than on like this to represent the school. . .
Of course, this one looks to be suff'rin' from a purty bad case of the mumps.
UK has had a couple live mascots over the years. The last one was named "Blue" but didn't reside on campus. UK's Live Wildcat Mascot
Gener'ly, it pleases me greatly to poke a finger in the eye of PETA an' other faux animal rights groups by havin' a live mascot.
Too bad Alabamastan cain't git a live pachyderm other than on like this to represent the school. . .
Of course, this one looks to be suff'rin' from a purty bad case of the mumps.
re: SEC flagships at top of rankings
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 3:12 pm
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Spreading the knowledge wealth is the best way to increase it.
Alright. I'll give you that. The whole idear of universities is s'posed to be based upon the education they pervide ennyway.
But seriously, there ain't but one flagship in enny given fleet. I would personally prefer to see A&M as the flagship university of the state of Texas, but you hafta make the case an' then nail it down.
An' by the way, welcome to the SEC. In despite of what a lot of us say from time to time, we're glad to have you join us. :drunkards:
re: Predict the rest of Missouri's schedule
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 2:00 pm
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I'm not from the state of Kentucky and the eastern part of the state is fricking scary.
If you actually talked like that, you'd have no idea how to use a computer, and you probably wouldn't have electricity.
You're someones alter. I'm on to you.
You are indeed correct 'bout the eastern part of the state bein' scary. I am truly from Ashland. Grew up livin' next door to Larry Conley's sister, Linda, an' graduated high school with Ashley Judd. (Enny true Kentuckian knows who Larry Conley is.) As fer the accent, 'tis my misfortune to admit that it is indeed genuine. Boyd countians are notorious for havin' gawd-awful hick accents. I've jes' learnt to embrace mine an' type like I talk.
Now, bein' that you're not from Kentucky but you are a Kentucky fan. . . I can respect that. I'm in much the same boat to a greater or lesser degree.
Let's jes' agree to be friends in despite of our diff'rences. I enjoy your posts very much an' have no intention of offendin' ennybody nor makin' enny enemies here.
re: Predict the rest of Missouri's schedule
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 1:54 pm
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Tennessee Jed
Of course you do know that Jed Clampett is one of mah heroes, in despite of the fact that Buddy Ebsen was a graduate of Florida.
Where in Hades ennybody ever got the idear that the Clampetts were from sech a redneck state as Ar-Kansas, I'll never know. They were cultured Tennessee folk.
re: Predict the rest of Missouri's schedule
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 1:46 pm
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Stop talking like a fricking redneck. I've never met anyone that actually talks like that, and it's even worse to read
You've been too long in Atlanta, my friend. Come on back up home to the eastern part of the state an' learn how to speak properly again. :cheers:
re: Predict the rest of Missouri's schedule
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 1:42 pm
Well, I perdict they're gonna play the follerin' teams:
Jawja
Floriduh
South Carolahna
Tennuhssee
Kintucky
Ole Missus
Taxuss A&M
They maht beat the wildcats - mebbe. . . I think all the rest of y'all in the SEC only allowed 'em in so as to try an' give UK a little competition in the baskitbawl departmint. Lord knows they ain't really had it in 'em since Troy whupped that arse to open the 2004 season. They've been a-makin' "whooshin'" fart noises since then.
Mizzou @ Troy 2004
Besides - top tier schools jes' don't go to play away games at places like Troy. :rolleyes:
Jawja
Floriduh
South Carolahna
Tennuhssee
Kintucky
Ole Missus
Taxuss A&M
They maht beat the wildcats - mebbe. . . I think all the rest of y'all in the SEC only allowed 'em in so as to try an' give UK a little competition in the baskitbawl departmint. Lord knows they ain't really had it in 'em since Troy whupped that arse to open the 2004 season. They've been a-makin' "whooshin'" fart noises since then.
Mizzou @ Troy 2004
Besides - top tier schools jes' don't go to play away games at places like Troy. :rolleyes:
re: You gotta hand it to these mizzou posters....
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 1:30 pm
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They are undefeated, they play in the SEC and they have every right to be confident
And they're 'bout to git humped by an injured Bulldawg in front of the nation this Saturday. :lol:
re: SEC flagships at top of rankings
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 12:45 pm
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Your first mistake is trying to educate swamp kitty. They can't comprehend. They come from a little poor state with not enough room for more than one University.
Why there is even a push for Texas to have a third flagship.
Seems to me that somebody is playin' the "Me too!" game. Are you seriously so butt-hurt that you're willin' to share a spot as the state's flagship university? When you're a big boy an' can own that position, come back an' talk to us.
(Freakin' SEC noob's. . . :rolleyes:)
BTW - has ennybody seen the bowling rankings?
re: Question regarding Kentucky/Bama upset possibility
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 12:24 pm
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You probably shouldn't say things like that, considering that they've beaten us in basketball at least twice in the last few season.
Mebbe so, but they ain't 'spectin' it from us like this!
In all honesty though, If the 'Cats can't sneak a basketball into this game, this whole thread is pointless. Big Blue hasn't really fielded a truly worthwhile football team since the 1949 Orange Bowl team. (And even then, one of our players from that team went on to be one of LSU's most successful coaches from 1962 to 1979.)
Why, oh why, must UK turn it's back on football year after year? :wah:
re: Question regarding Kentucky/Bama upset possibility
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 12:15 pm
Sooooo, the only way I see 'Bama losing to UK is if UK shows up to play like this:
Ain't no way enny team from Alabamastan can beat a Kentucky team when a round ball is involved.
Ain't no way enny team from Alabamastan can beat a Kentucky team when a round ball is involved.
re: Get Well Soon Harvey
Posted by Kentucky Colonel on 10/10/13 at 12:05 pm
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May God bless him with a huge pressure ulcer in his posterior sacral region.
You know there're Gumps on here who'll never be able figger out what that means. :scared:
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