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re: Preston Carey...is a MONSTER!

Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

"His diet is great" "he can squat 500 lbs"


Hey Rainman....a kid's diet and weightlifting prowess are things that are like, relevant to his athletic performance. You know...the things that make him a good football player.

So, my comments were relevant. YOU, on the other hand, are the psycho that immediately chimed in and inquired about the size of his penis.
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 12:34 pm to
Yeah we all know you were talking about his "football" skills and how "athletic" he would look naked. Wink wink

I know I'm new but don't gaslight me bro
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:17 pm to
Attention mods....code 9.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:23 pm to
What the hell is with the deal where people trip all over themselves to try and fit the term “gaslight” into everything.

Nobody even knows what that shite means. I Grok’d it once and apparently it’s the name of a movie three people watched
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:31 pm to
It was originally meant to describe the behavioral concept of someone who slaps their wife and then says "see what you made me do?" for example. Making the victim feel and think it's their fault you are vicimizing them in an abusive relationship. But now it doesn't really have any meaning.
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:31 pm to
Nice try buddy. Not falling for the oldest trick in the book.
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 1:31 pm to
You just got gaslit
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 2:02 pm to
Killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 2:06 pm to
I've read it.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 3:04 pm to
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 4:31 pm
Posted by grey
Member since Aug 2015
3923 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

Look bro, I'm not trying to root for shrimp dicks okay? I want our boys to have hawgs. If that's weird I don't want to be normal.



Okay, this is funny
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3820 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

I want our boys to have hawgs. If that's weird I don't want to be normal.


Well, for starters, I can assure you that you are NOT normal.

Secondly, I really don't care if a football player is hung like a 5th grader or if they can put John Holmes to shame...as long as they can win football games.
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:49 pm to
Pedo alert smh.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 5:50 pm to
But if they can play football good, AND have a giant cock, that's even better.

I'm with Wong on this.
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
4119 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:23 pm to
That fact that everyone isn’t with Wong on this, is an indictment on this board.
Posted by HunterDawg
Member since Oct 2024
587 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Wonder how big his cock is


Most of the rest of us don't.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34145 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

That fact that everyone isn’t with Wong on this, is an indictment on this board.


Nice attempt at cardboarding.

The only indictments here are the ones that’ll be charged on the pervs graphically obsessing on a minors genetalia. Pretty sure Kash and Bongino lurk here
Posted by WongsPalace
Member since Apr 2025
370 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:23 pm to
RFK is banning cardboard I think.

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72911 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

graphically obsessing


Don't try to cardboard out the facts and logic. Hoping a guy has a big dick is not the same as "graphically obsessing". It's just a little playful banter, boys will be boys.

Oh to be 19 again. Do you remember? Yeah you do.




ETA- there's an Easter egg in bold. It's well hidden, but you can find it, if you don't cardboard yourself away from your curiosity. At the end of the scene.
This post was edited on 7/1/25 at 8:28 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
7869 posts
Posted on 7/1/25 at 7:39 pm to
Anyone on here who claims that they've never wondered about Shaq's penis is a fricking liar!
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