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Posted on 5/11/13 at 8:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/11/13 at 8:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
Two new updates from The Front Lines.......
1) My investigation into this topic has revealed that christopher stole that shite about the "shotgunnable can" from a parody website. And he never even admitted this fact even after I offered him instructions on how to navigate the commie U.S. patent system. That's fricked up..
And...........
2) Coors Light has 'seen' Miller's absurdity and 'raised'.............
Watch This: ................LINK...............
Notes:
-I guarantee you there's a line of people standing outside some neon movie theater right now....like cattle.....waiting to be entertained. Meanwhile......... you can look at a beer can and be entertained for free.
-INteresting choice of Ice Cube as the spokesman for the double-vented wide mouth. Are they appealing to people with big lips and implying that they'll be able to slurp shitty beer out of these cans more easily?
(not being "racist", just real)............because i don't understand what the frick a double wide mouth does. -How long before the triple-vented wide mouth?
-Exciting times!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted on 5/12/13 at 4:39 pm to Jefferson Dawg
How was it ever even a question that you would eventually embed yourself into the drinking thread. frickin lighten up francine
Youre like that weirdo chick at the bar that sits with her purse in her lap all night. You kinda think you'd frick her but its just too sketchy. You could get to her apartment and find out she has no nipples and wears wigs made of human pubic hair
Youre like that weirdo chick at the bar that sits with her purse in her lap all night. You kinda think you'd frick her but its just too sketchy. You could get to her apartment and find out she has no nipples and wears wigs made of human pubic hair
Posted on 5/29/13 at 12:20 am to Chef Leppard
Been killing the hell out some clamato beers tonight
Posted on 5/29/13 at 8:34 pm to Chef Leppard
Started out with some Abita Strawberry, now on bourbon.
Turns out I chipped a piece of a disk in my back and it is floating around and touching the nerve to my left leg. Which causes extreme pain BtW.
So yea, that sucks.
Turns out I chipped a piece of a disk in my back and it is floating around and touching the nerve to my left leg. Which causes extreme pain BtW.
So yea, that sucks.
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 5/29/13 at 8:55 pm to Wild Thang
You got a script, right?
Posted on 5/29/13 at 8:56 pm to Spunky
Wine and ambien btw. Ita gonna get interesting if I make it through this mermaid shite on tv.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:18 pm to Spunky
Hydro codein. Don't really need it unless the chipped piece touches the nerve. That shite fricking hurts.
Supposedly the body should absorb it at some point. This shite has been fricking me over for 5 weeks now.
Supposedly the body should absorb it at some point. This shite has been fricking me over for 5 weeks now.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:20 pm to Wild Thang
Pussy.
Posted on 5/29/13 at 9:45 pm to Wild Thang
Sorry to hear that. Hope it gets better soon.
I'm working on a bottle of Crown at the moment. Crown and ginger gets the job done for me
I'm working on a bottle of Crown at the moment. Crown and ginger gets the job done for me
This post was edited on 5/29/13 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 5/29/13 at 10:42 pm to Spunky
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Pussy.
You have no clue son.
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:16 pm to Wild Thang
6 of Bells 2 Hearted and 6 of Terrapin Rye, going back and forth.
Leaving for NOLA in the morning, and you can read all about that here.
Deeprig9's NOLA Advice from TigerDroppings
Leaving for NOLA in the morning, and you can read all about that here.
Deeprig9's NOLA Advice from TigerDroppings
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:30 pm to deeprig9
Booze n ambien. Love the mixture 
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:33 pm to Spunky
Not cool. I don't endorse.
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:36 pm to deeprig9
Not lookingfor your endorsement, just a relaxing evening. Which I have accomplished
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:39 pm to Spunky
How old are you? Do you have a big dick?
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:40 pm to deeprig9
28 bigger than average ..wanna taste?
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:47 pm to Spunky
You should see a specialist. You shouldn't be doing drugs like that. What do you do for a living?
Posted on 5/31/13 at 10:55 pm to deeprig9
Sipping on some Four Roses. Good stuff.
Hey Wild Thang, what ever happened to your boy who broke his neck?
Hey Wild Thang, what ever happened to your boy who broke his neck?
Posted on 5/31/13 at 11:09 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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Posted by Porter Osborne Jr Sipping on some Four Roses. Good stuff. Hey Wild Thang, what ever happened to your boy who broke his neck?
Thanks for remembering my man.
He is able to walk with a cane now, which was always the best outcome based on his injuries.
He is still rehabbing and could get a tad better, but all in all, about the best you could hope for.
He is looking to get back into school, whether a trade school or college I'm not sure. Should be able to get some disability help paying for it, which is what the damn program was meant for.
Thanks for asking.
On an ironic note, our main secretary's nephew suffered the same kinda of injury in the same river the other day.
Folks, don't dive head first in rivers.
Posted on 6/1/13 at 9:24 pm to deeprig9
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What do you do for a living?
Lead sales associate for Starship.
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