Choice quotes from Bum Chillips aka Spencer Hall

"Heading down to the sidelines to lure Todd Grantham into a giant sack"

"I would not trust Todd Grantham to find a fly on a shite wagon"

"Todd Grantham would drown in a car wash."

"The Top Whatever is up, my parts are mostly tips on how to put Florida’s defensive coordinator onto an ice floe and leave him there forever."

"On the upside I got some sun and this souvenir cup will look great on the floor of my car for three years."