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Robert Goulet
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Member since Jan 2013
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What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
Jauan Jennings for a month?

I would takeover some dumb country like Lithuania or whatever because I could. I would make Cecil Cherry my Secretary of Defense and Jennings my special advisor (only when he wanted to).

I think back as a kid watching the likes of Al Wilson, Leonard Little, John Henderson, et al and I suppose I took it for granted. Now I’m watching this horrid program and this junkyard dog trying to house every touch he gets. The amount of canine coursing through his veins must be off the charts.

God bless, Jauan Jennings.


sand mountainDvalues
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
Would spend 30 days in the slammer


Robert Goulet
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Member since Jan 2013
9732 posts

re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
I hadn’t considered this option.


Robert Goulet
Wake Forest Fan
Member since Jan 2013
9732 posts

re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
So would you align with the Aryan Brotherhood or do you have enough Cherokee blood to fake your way into MS13? Or do you say frick it and fight every mother fricker in there?


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Serraneaux
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
So that’s the problem...we used to have 6-7 of these alphas in each side of the ball. Raynoch was an animal as well. Grant, white, Shaun elliis.


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InVolNerable
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Member since Jan 2012
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
The fact that JJ is who he is int THIS environment is truly incredible. To maintain the amount of dog he has through the pussy fart Butch tenure, and through even the beginning of this year is incredible. He has single handedly willed this entire team to stop being pussies.


Torch
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Townsend
Member since Feb 2017
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
I'm pretty sure he willed the Schiano protest into existence as well because he just couldn't stand the thought of that pedo in orange and white.


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David Ricky
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Member since Sep 2015
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
As it was suggested on the elite board, put this beast on the god damn jumbotron for the rest of time

Image: https://i.imgur.com/2rFiRJK.jpg


FiddleHead
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
I would die for that man


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Wishnitwas1998
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where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
Thank God for Jauan Jennings


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Robert Goulet
Wake Forest Fan
Member since Jan 2013
9732 posts

re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
Tron his ass


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Robert Goulet
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re: What would you do if you had 1/8th the dog of
DOG


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