Callin' Baton Rouge (2026 version)

I'll spend tonight making fun of the fans from Louisiana
And even the next day the joke will be on them
Each a strange combination of a woman and a child
Such a strange situation wishing that they had Les Miles
Callin' Baton Rouge

A replay of tonight's events roll through my mind
Bama's defenders race through their offensive line
And I see bad signs ahead, they can't change Lane
BK to Kiffin but seems nothing really changed
Callin' Baton Rouge

Operator, won't you put me on through?
I gotta laugh at the fans down in Baton Rouge
Hurry up, get Leavitt on the line
He's gotta throw an INT just one more time

Hello, Landry, dear, I hope you're feelin' fine
And it won't be long until dad's with you all the time
New roster, but a waste of money
Up right down to Todd's last dime
Callin' Baton Rouge

Callin' Baton Rouge

Coping Baton Rouge

My Baton Rouge

Oh-oh, oh-oh