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Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:12 pm to TopHog1
Q: What does a Mizzou Tiger fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:13 pm to Latarian
How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas
hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:14 pm to Hogsmoke
On the eve of signing day how many commits does Mizzou have for their 2012 class?
18
18
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:15 pm to Latarian
Holy shite. That's terrible.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:16 pm to TigerMattSTL
What did TigerMatt say to Trevo??
Let's frick.
Let's frick.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:17 pm to Latarian
Come on now. If your going to make an Arkansas joke... at least make one that is catered to Arkansas.
I feel like your reading off 101-insults-for-dummies and just replacing Arkansas.
First - if your going to make fun of Arkansas for being rednecks... you cannot simultaneously assume their ignorant of a taxidermist. Those two concepts are mutually exclusive.
I feel like your reading off 101-insults-for-dummies and just replacing Arkansas.
First - if your going to make fun of Arkansas for being rednecks... you cannot simultaneously assume their ignorant of a taxidermist. Those two concepts are mutually exclusive.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:17 pm to wmr
Q: How many legs does it take to Arkansas?
A: One week.
Pinkel getting in on the fun.
A: One week.
Pinkel getting in on the fun.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:18 pm to MDstudentHOG
Is it true Diamond isn't announcing until 2/3?
#seriousrecruitingquestion
#seriousrecruitingquestion
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:19 pm to Latarian
yes but Diamond is informing the coaches tonight. It is widely assume that he is ours... if we leave NSD with 24 commits only.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:19 pm to Latarian
quote:
An Arkansas family of 5 was driving through St. Louis one day and they got murdered while sitting at a stop light because St. Louis is a dangerous city.
The best of the bunch.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:20 pm to MDstudentHOG
quote:
if your going to make fun of Arkansas for being rednecks... you cannot simultaneously assume their ignorant of a taxidermist. Those two concepts are mutually exclusive.
Good point. I bet his face is red.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:21 pm to Marty McFrat
why is he waiting until 2 days after notifying coaches to announce?
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:21 pm to Ray Penpillage
My personal favorite is the cross the road to eat shite, closely followed by TigerMatts parents dying.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:22 pm to FleaMarketBill
maybe I should write a joke book
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:22 pm to Latarian
quote:
why is he waiting until 2 days after notifying coaches to announce?
Diamond wants to shine? :rimshot:
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:23 pm to Latarian
Get mad chedda bruh
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:25 pm to FleaMarketBill
What did Mitch Mustain say to DGB?
Want to buy some prescription drugs?
Want to buy some prescription drugs?
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:25 pm to FleaMarketBill
I liked TigerMatt's parents dying the most
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