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re: 2012 Arkansas Recruiting Thread - Mine is better than TTsTowel's

Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:38 pm to
Mizzou Joke Time.......





Q: Why did Rihanna briefly consider attending Mizzou?




A: They don’t beat anyone
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12841 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:38 pm to
Lanny (site owner) said he was going to block guest traffic to handle the load tonight.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:39 pm to
In 1872, a Mizzou student invented the condom, using a goat’s intestine. In 1873, a Arkansas student refined the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:39 pm to
quote:

Mizzou Joke Time.......





Q: Why did Rihanna briefly consider attending Mizzou?




A: They don’t beat anyone



cotton bowl.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:40 pm to
Q: How many Missouri fans does it take to eat a ‘possum?




A: Three. One to eat the ‘possum and two to watch for cars.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:41 pm to
Q: What did the Mizzou graduate get on his I.Q. test?





A: Drool.
Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Strangely their Hogville site went into lockdown mode.



That DGB will sign with Mizzou tomorrow. The only people saying otherwise are a few rumors over at Hogville.

Even Oklahoma is in a bit of a stir because Durron Neal came out and said that DGB is trying to talk him into switching his committment from OU to Mizzou.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:42 pm to
Q: Why did the Mizzou fan cross the road?

A: To eat his own shite
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:43 pm to
Dude give it up. You don't know, I don't know, HV doesn't know, mubobby doesn't know....we'll find out in less than 12 hours.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12841 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:43 pm to
One fanbase is going to be so sad in the morning
Posted by packdaddy75
Member since May 2010
1222 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

trevo_410


Frank Broyles
Mike Anderson
Will Hines
DGB
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:44 pm to
Q: What did the Mizzou fan say to the chicken?

A: Can I piss in your mouth?
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:46 pm to
Q: What’s the definition of mass confusion?



A: Father’s day in Columbia.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Q: What did the Mizzou graduate get on his I.Q. test?





A: Drool.


lol cute.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:46 pm to
quote:

Q: Why did the Mizzou fan cross the road?

A: To eat his own shite


This one made me laugh till I cried. Thank you sir.
Posted by secfan123
beverly hills
Member since Jan 2010
9646 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:46 pm to
Can it be? Has Arky found its rival?
Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
39499 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

lol cute.


still bitchy as ever I see. By the way you can associate that quote of mine in your sig with me. I don't mind.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12841 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:48 pm to
Q: What did the Mizzou man say to the police?


A: I don't alphabet good
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:48 pm to
Q: What is the difference between an Missouri cheerleader and a catfish?



A: One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:49 pm to
quote:


still bitchy as ever I see. By the way you can associate that quote of mine in your sig with me. I don't mind.


get off my nutsack man, have a little fun.
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