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Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:32 pm to BamaInHsv
Since you brought this shite up I'm gonna tell you a story.
The first girl I was ever with, at 14 years old, her shite stank so bad it made me gag. I was thinking to myself: "THIS is what everybody thinks is so great?... frick THIS"
It was 6 months before I gave another girl a chance. Swear to God.
The first girl I was ever with, at 14 years old, her shite stank so bad it made me gag. I was thinking to myself: "THIS is what everybody thinks is so great?... frick THIS"
It was 6 months before I gave another girl a chance. Swear to God.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:33 pm to BamaInHsv
Gotta love a great SEC-related thread.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:34 pm to BamaInHsv
You guys have had some bad experiences.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:35 pm to Crimsoncutie98
I was in a rock band for 6 years .... I had plenty of good ones too. 
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:36 pm to BamaInHsv
Now this shite is a true story. I shite you not.
My bro borrowed my parents jeep and drove down to vicksburgh to see this ole girl he was trying to hook up with.
He was in High School at the time, and thought he was hot shite.
He drove down to VBurg in the middle of the night, had sex with ole girl. He said he started smelling something on the ride back home, and he lifted his fingers to his nose and his fingers smelled like shite. Literal shite!!!
This was during dead of winter, and he stopped on the side of the road. Took the top down off my mom's jeep and drove the whole way back home with his hand out the top of the frickin jeep.
My bro borrowed my parents jeep and drove down to vicksburgh to see this ole girl he was trying to hook up with.
He was in High School at the time, and thought he was hot shite.
He drove down to VBurg in the middle of the night, had sex with ole girl. He said he started smelling something on the ride back home, and he lifted his fingers to his nose and his fingers smelled like shite. Literal shite!!!
This was during dead of winter, and he stopped on the side of the road. Took the top down off my mom's jeep and drove the whole way back home with his hand out the top of the frickin jeep.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:38 pm to Barry Badrinath
I'm gonna fricking die laughing. 
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:42 pm to BamaInHsv
I told him he probably had his fist up her arse, but he swore on his life it was her coot.
He did say when he pulled her pants down he caught a whiff but thought she didn't wipe good or something. And i said "You still slept with her you fricking putz?!"
I think my bro was hard up for anything at that point! He would of fricked a snake if it someone would have held it for him.
He did say when he pulled her pants down he caught a whiff but thought she didn't wipe good or something. And i said "You still slept with her you fricking putz?!"
I think my bro was hard up for anything at that point! He would of fricked a snake if it someone would have held it for him.
Posted on 2/1/10 at 7:43 pm to BamaInHsv
The coolest thing about being in a rock band that plays clubs all over the southeast is: There's always 4 or 5 hotties, inebriated and wanting to go back to the hotel with the band at the end of the night.
I'm gonna cry thinking about it. Can I have a tissue? please?
I'm gonna cry thinking about it. Can I have a tissue? please?
This post was edited on 2/1/10 at 7:44 pm
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