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Yeah, We Cheat. So What?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:38 pm
Wanna fight about it?
Look, we are Alabama. Just shut up. We pay recruits, we illegitimately employ no less than 50 coaches more than is allowed per NCAA bi-law, and we also pay off the refs.
Funniest part about that is, the SEC protects our program because we are so rich in tradition. So the refs not only take money from Alabama boosters, but they are also ordered by the SEC itself to tilt games in our favor.
We build statues for coaches who are still on the job, we don't brush our teeth, and our entire state lives vicariously through an amateur sports team (except it should read "amateur", because like I said, we frickin cheat our asses off).
Deal with it. < That is essentially our official stance on cheating.
Go Alabama! Victory before integrity!!
Look, we are Alabama. Just shut up. We pay recruits, we illegitimately employ no less than 50 coaches more than is allowed per NCAA bi-law, and we also pay off the refs.
Funniest part about that is, the SEC protects our program because we are so rich in tradition. So the refs not only take money from Alabama boosters, but they are also ordered by the SEC itself to tilt games in our favor.
We build statues for coaches who are still on the job, we don't brush our teeth, and our entire state lives vicariously through an amateur sports team (except it should read "amateur", because like I said, we frickin cheat our asses off).
Deal with it. < That is essentially our official stance on cheating.
Go Alabama! Victory before integrity!!
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Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:38 pm to BoarEd
Finally an honest gump
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:39 pm to BoarEd
I simply love Alabama.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:40 pm to BoarEd
How much does your life suck that you have to change your team affiliation every week to troll a message board?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:41 pm to BoarEd
Hell I'm all for cheating. If we could kick Ray Tanner's Honest Abe arse to the curb and hire a proponent of creative recruiting as AD I'd be happy af.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:42 pm to BoarEd
Haven't seen you around in awhile. Nice sail....
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:42 pm to Carolina_Girl
Jimbo doesn't cheat.
He builds the best of the best without resorting to underhanded tactics
He builds the best of the best without resorting to underhanded tactics
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:42 pm to phlux
My life is miserable. Because I'm an Alabama fan. You see, the winning is great, but aside from being a natural born winner in football, we don't really have much else. I mean, have you ever been to Alabama? This place is frickin terrible.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:42 pm to KSGamecock
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:43 pm to BoarEd
You should not be able and allowed to constantly change your fandom sig to be allowed to troll the SEC Rant. This Arkansas fan is obviously the son of a Babylonian harlot and bored enough to pretend to be a Bama fan to troll the board. I’d like to see if any other poster here agrees or not?
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:44 pm to BoarEd
I guess I wouldn’t want to associate myself with Arkansas, either.
At least we have football. That’s more than your shithole meth lab you call a state can say.
At least we have football. That’s more than your shithole meth lab you call a state can say.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:44 pm to moester75
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Number of Posts : 130
Post less.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:45 pm to GeauxTigerNation
I’m not new here dude. No I’m not an alter.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:46 pm to moester75
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molester75
FIFY
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:46 pm to GeauxTigerNation
lol, you're an aggy poster now. No GTN, nooooo.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:46 pm to moester75
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You should not be able and allowed to constantly change your fandom
He did it last week pretending to be an LSU fan. It really shows how miserable he is irl.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:47 pm to KSGamecock
It'll be okay, KS. I'll be back soon.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:48 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Hell I'm all for cheating. If we could kick Ray Tanner's Honest Abe arse to the curb and hire a proponent of creative recruiting as AD I'd be happy af.
And you’d end up getting sanctions like Ole Miss at the behest of Midget Nick.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:50 pm to AshLSU
He's not one of us. I doubt even Auburn would claim him.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 4:51 pm to GeauxTigerNation
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Jimbo doesn't cheat. He builds the best of the best without resorting to underhanded tactics
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Jimbo. builds the best.
FSU 2-5
Does he now?
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