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Posted on 4/13/09 at 8:27 am to FootballHog
Posted on 4/13/09 at 8:27 am to FootballHog
If I busted a Testicle, I'd be puking too. A lot more things too.
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Posted on 4/13/09 at 9:29 am to pitbull1Ark
I still wanna see pics or the autopsy report or something to confirm that one of his testicles burst open.
Posted on 4/13/09 at 11:19 am to RGCjr01
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I still wanna see pics or the autopsy report or something to confirm that one of his testicles burst open.
Your "sack" isn't the only "sac", in a literal sense.
Your testicles are basically a strand of nerves that are protected by a thin derma; bascially a "sac" within your sack.
This derma can be torn or ruptured (through injury, etc.) causing the affected testicle to "unform" by spilling out of the breach in the derma.
I'd draw you a picture, but isn't is just much more fun imagining it?
Oh, hell...here:
Imagine you have a bag of crawfish. The crawfish are the various nerves/tissue that make up your testicles. The bag they are in is the derma that keeps them tightly formed. The icechest that you keep this bag in is the "sack" that you see when you peer at yourself in the mirror while reciting Broadway showtunes. Now, imagine that in a drunken haze you accidentally throw your empty Zima bottle into the icechest. It breaks, tearing the bag holding the crawfish. The crawfish begin to spill out of the bag, but are still pretty contained because they are in an icechest.
Posted on 4/13/09 at 11:58 am to Come2Conquer
man im not gonna eat crawfish for awhile now 
Posted on 4/13/09 at 7:17 pm to batteman
It said in the practice report today that Andrew Harris was back on the field and a full participant... guess that means it was not ruptured or something. He has had a good spring so far so i'm glad a busted nut isnt going to keep him from completing spring training.
Posted on 4/15/09 at 3:27 pm to Come2Conquer
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Imagine you have a bag of crawfish. The crawfish are the various nerves/tissue that make up your testicles. The bag they are in is the derma that keeps them tightly formed. The icechest that you keep this bag in is the "sack" that you see when you peer at yourself in the mirror while reciting Broadway showtunes. Now, imagine that in a drunken haze you accidentally throw your empty Zima bottle into the icechest. It breaks, tearing the bag holding the crawfish. The crawfish begin to spill out of the bag, but are still pretty contained because they are in an icechest.
+1
Posted on 4/15/09 at 4:17 pm to InThroughTheOutDore
Posted on 4/15/09 at 5:43 pm to RGCjr01
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still wanna see pics or the autopsy report or something to confirm that one of his testicles burst open.
no homo?
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