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re: Why is Auburn called the family?

Posted on 11/1/13 at 3:52 pm to
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 3:52 pm to
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hawgfaninc
I got to hand it to you. Even though you can't brag about your team or what they are going to do, you are trying as hard as you can to troll. You need better threads but at least you didn't crawl in a hole like Latarian and Dale on game week.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 3:53 pm to
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They were. They are split up over half of one half of one percent wanting Gus and the others not.


so very torn...i do declare.

This post was edited on 11/1/13 at 3:54 pm
Posted by KYbamaboy
South Central Kentucky
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 3:58 pm to
Because they are all inbred!
Posted by Swan Ronson
City of Dreams
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:01 pm to
fricking Clemson tries to call themselves the family now. Because Auburn did. I love it. Especially when we're beating that arse and I'm drunk in their stadium yelling about how they are such a shitty family. frick Clemson.
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13366 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:03 pm to
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Because they are all inbred!
You talking about your family? Tell the nation something they don't know about Bama fans. Don't worry. No one can take that claim from yall.
This post was edited on 11/1/13 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:03 pm to
FAMILY ALL IN BABY!!!111!!!one!
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:03 pm to
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ThaKaptin
Why is Auburn called the family?
Because they are all incestuous.

And nice Manson family pic there. I wonder who Auburn's version of Squeeky From is.





Front right...was wondering if anyone else would recognize her.
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15452 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:13 pm to
Because they are all alone against the great big monster Alabama and Alabama conspires with state politicians, the SEC, the NCAA, the FBI, the Justice Dept, Dept. of Education,university accreditation orgs, major news media outlets, the Vatican (not kidding, they really believe this. OK maybe not the Vatican) all to keep Auburn from succeeding in any way shape or form and anything illegal or unethical that occurs at Auburn is part of the conspiracy. Of course, if you ask them how they managed to win a national championship AND have not only the NCAA but the SEC also keep a player, who probably should have been suspended, eligible you will get a blank stare. They can't explain it.
This post was edited on 11/1/13 at 4:16 pm
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:14 pm to
You know she would be the center of attention
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15452 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:14 pm to
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Don't worry no can take that claim from yall.



The worst part is he went back and edited the sentence and it still looked like this
Posted by Rbama13
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jul 2011
685 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:24 pm to
Family is another Auburn word that is spelled one way and pronounced another (See Jordan "Jerdan" Hare).Family is actually pronounced "FAMLA." This is how Pat Dye says it so it has to be true!

I don't know what FAMLA means but it could be an acronym for (FARM ANIMAL-MAN LOVERS ASSOCIATION). Maybe?

I admit it, I have a man crush on Coach Malzahn and am AUBSESSED!!

Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:27 pm to
That was pretty gay dude
Posted by parkjas2001
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Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:28 pm to
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Family is another Auburn word that is spelled one way and pronounced another (See Jordan "Jerdan" Hare


That is not am Auburn word, that is a Jordan Family word.

This may shock you but when Coach Jordan was in grade school...it was pronounced Jerdan then too.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:33 pm to
Damn, how many years did they mispronounce that shite? You'd think after a while......
Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13366 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:38 pm to
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The worst part is he went back and edited the sentence and it still looked like this



The sad part is you took the time to point that out like it changes that the nation sees bama fans as the inbreds. I'll fix the left out word. Sorry I can't fix yall's image. But maybe if you call Auburn fans that enough and get enough bama fans to agree on here, it might change something.
This post was edited on 11/1/13 at 4:41 pm
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:40 pm to
I don't know a single Alabama fan that participates in incest, I do however know an auburn fan that married his second cousin.

Posted by Rabern57
Alabama
Member since Jan 2010
13366 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:44 pm to
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I don't know a single Alabama fan that participates in incest, I do however know an auburn fan that married his second cousin.

I can honestly say I don't know any Auburn families like that but do know a couple of Bama ones. But its their kids that suffers for their parents' stupidity. But overall it has nothing to do with what is true. Its just an image people put in their heads when they think of certain fans.
This post was edited on 11/1/13 at 4:46 pm
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:53 pm to
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It's a small conservative school with a predominant white Christian populous and fan base. It refers to the close connection Auburn fans are supposed to have for one another. It's essentially a different way of saying fanbase and beats saying "Auburn Nation" like Gator Nation.

Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:55 pm to
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fricking Clemson tries to call themselves the family now.

yea frick clemson. auburn is the true family
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
46526 posts
Posted on 11/1/13 at 4:56 pm to
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Because they are all alone against the great big monster Alabama and Alabama conspires with state politicians, the SEC, the NCAA, the FBI, the Justice Dept, Dept. of Education,university accreditation orgs, major news media outlets, the Vatican (not kidding, they really believe this. OK maybe not the Vatican) all to keep Auburn from succeeding in any way shape or form and anything illegal or unethical that occurs at Auburn is part of the conspiracy. Of course, if you ask them how they managed to win a national championship AND have not only the NCAA but the SEC also keep a player, who probably should have been suspended, eligible you will get a blank stare. They can't explain it.

seems legit
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