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re: Who is the best DB in the SEC?
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:39 pm to memphisplaya
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:39 pm to memphisplaya
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subberb
Whut?
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Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:40 pm to heartbreakTiger
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i have the best luck when im hammered
Yea with my seizures the last thinG I need to do is drive hammered
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:40 pm to CatFan81
it's Memphis swagga for suburb
This post was edited on 4/26/10 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:40 pm to memphisplaya
looking back at the shite i pulled while hammered and driving in hs im amazed im still alive and dont have a dui
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:40 pm to CatFan81
He spelled bastards wrong too. You can always tell memphis is either getting tired or drunk by his spelling.
I spell alot of shite wrong anyway, sober or not.
I spell alot of shite wrong anyway, sober or not.
This post was edited on 4/26/10 at 9:41 pm
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:41 pm to memphisplaya
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it's swagga for suburb
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:42 pm to heartbreakTiger
I've noticed if you're just straight up about what you did with cops they seem to be more leniant.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:43 pm to ACL11190
Drunk you guessed it
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:43 pm to ACL11190
nah not always. i was straight up about a seatbelt ticket being added onto my speeding and the bitch still tacked it on.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:43 pm to ACL11190
Or if you just fake cry and act like you didn't know you were doing anything wrong.
Unless the cop is a woman. Then it doesn't work.
Unless the cop is a woman. Then it doesn't work.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:44 pm to memphisplaya
My roomate is making jello shots. I'll be joining you here in a sec.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:46 pm to ACL11190
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My roomate is making jello shots. I'll be joining you here in a sec.
Had a wedding this past weekend. I spent most of the wedding walking around with my own bottle of red wine.
Then I had to play Saturday night at 10. It wasn't one of my better sets
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:46 pm to CatFan81
last time i got one i told the cop it was a waste of time to right the ticket bc it was going to be dropped.
my friend on the other hand gets arrested for a dui and the cop was asking him shite and he figured out that we knew the cops wife so he started telling him about her past. he was not pleased
my friend on the other hand gets arrested for a dui and the cop was asking him shite and he figured out that we knew the cops wife so he started telling him about her past. he was not pleased
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:46 pm to Lee County Tiger
jello shots are the shite
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
They consist of like 95% everclear and 5% jello it seems like.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:47 pm to Lee County Tiger
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I spent most of the wedding walking around with my own bottle of red wine.
Just one bottle? No swagga. You shoulda had one of those bitches in each hand.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:47 pm to CatFan81
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Just one bottle? No swagga. You shoulda had one of those bitches in each hand.
Beer was in the other hand. I figured that was implied.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
I love some jello shots.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:47 pm to heartbreakTiger
Yep, Jello shots and gummy bears.
Posted on 4/26/10 at 9:49 pm to ACL11190
thats the best way. the first time we experimented with them we bought everclear and were going to cut the drinks in half. my dad ended up taking the bottle and making them so they were strong as hell
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